Shego: I'm working with a guy named "Monkey Fist". My evil career is SO in the toilet.
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Kim: Now you can call me or beep me, you know, if you wanna reach me.
Ron: Time travel, it's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts.
Ron: My dad finally said I could have a pet, but no fur. And you'd be surprised how many mammals have fur.
Shego: I'm stuck with the Freak Stooges.
Ron Stoppable: He's more robot than golfer now.
Dr. Drakken: Why you got to leave me hangin' like that, yo?
Shego: I'm working with a guy named "Monkey Fist". My evil career is SO in the toilet.
Ron: You know, in this light you're kinda cute.
Dr. Drakken: Shego! Have you forgotten the talk we had about hurting with our words?
Kim: Now you can call me or beep me, you know, if you wanna reach me.
Shego: No touchie my monkie!
Ron: My dad finally said I could have a pet, but no fur. And you'd be surprised how many mammals have fur.
Shego: I'm stuck with the Freak Stooges.
Ron Stoppable: He's more robot than golfer now.
Dr. Drakken: Why you got to leave me hangin' like that, yo?
Shego: I'm working with a guy named "Monkey Fist". My evil career is SO in the toilet.
Ron: You know, in this light you're kinda cute.
Dr. Drakken: Shego! Have you forgotten the talk we had about hurting with our words?
Kim: ... Bye Ron.
Ron: Time travel, it's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts.
Ron: The perfect school year just went down the tubes and... and the Possible-Stoppable team is right behind it. Ron: Nice! Kim: What are you talking about? Ron: Rufus! He just sounded like a toilet. Kim: No, no. The end of the Possible-Stoppable team? Ron: Think, Kim. How are we going to make that work from different continents? Kim: Well... it'll be tricky... but doable. Ron: You really think so? Kim: Ron, I couldn't save the world without you.
Dr. Drakken: There's no such thing as mystical monkey power. Monkey Fist: You wouldn't know mystical monkey power if you held it in your tiny little hands. Duff Killagan: Aye, they are wee small digits!
Kim: Okay, type in "KimPossible.com." Ron: Loading... Loading..."Kim Possible. She can do anything." Yeah, you know, it sounds a little braggy. Kim: It's like a commercial, Ron. It's supposed to be braggy.
Preschool Ron: Did that one kid have opposable toes? Preschool Kim: You're weird... but I like you.
Kim: Shego is the Supreme One? Well, you could've mentioned that. Rufus 3000: I thought it was obvious. Ron: Uh huh, sure. But just run it down for Kim's sake. Rufus 3000: Wasn't it clear that Shego was the only one smart enough to take over the world? Kim: Uh, well, I guess it always seemed more like a guy thing.
Future Shego: Listen, we don't have a lot of time. Ok, actually, we do. Well... we will. Shego: When you want to make sense, just let me know. Future Shego: Grab the Time Monkey. Shego: Why? Future Shego: You need the Time Monkey. Shego: Can't I just use yours? Future Shego: No, this is mine! OK, well, actually it's yours too. I mean, well, it's the one you're gonna to steal, so technically... Shego: If you need me, I'll be in there watching Kim Possible lose. Future Shego: Trust me, this whole rock gorilla deal is gonna go south. So when it does, make sure you get that Time Monkey! Shego: Run through this again for me.
Shego: I knew my past would come back to haunt me one day. Kim: Shego. Ready when you are! Shego: Sorry, Kimmie - the Supreme One always delegates. Dr. D? You're on! Kim: You're gonna have *Drakken* fight me? Ron: As a last line of defense? That's weak sauce!
Kim Possible: So far so good. Ron Stoppable: Oh really? Tell that to my shoes.
Kim Possible: Didn't they miss me? Future Jim & Tim: Oh, yeah. But, Dad always said... Dr. Possible: Well, at least Kimmie's just lost in the time stream and not staying out late with some BOY.
Duff Killagan: Ah've got yer rebels right here, oh, Supreme One, no thanks ta Monkey Boy. Monkey Fist: There were so many mole rats. So naked!
Kim: Sounds like you're adjusting. Ron: Oh, ja. That's Norwegian, or French.
Ron: Wade, don't you have... like-like a matter transporter or something? Couldn't you just beam us into Shego's palace? Future Wade: Sure, but your insides might wind up on the outside. Future Jim: It would be a great chance to meet your spleen. Ron: How would I even know it's MY spleen?
Wade: I'm definitely picking up time cooties. Kim Possible: Really? Wade: No! There's no such thing as time cooties. Rufus 3000: Actually, there are. And they really itch.
Ron Stoppable: Well, what about my parents? Mr. Stoppable: I'm an actuary. I can work anywhere.
Ron Stoppable: High school never had to resort to this sort of thing! Kim Possible: Or that sort of thing! Future Bonnie: Obedience collars. You'll learn to love them. Not that you'll have a choice.
Ron: The perfect school year just went down the tubes and... and the Possible-Stoppable team is right behind it. Ron: Nice. Kim: What are you talking about? Ron: Rufus. He just sounded like a toilet. Kim: No, no. The end of the Possible-Stoppable team? Ron: Think, Kim. How are we going to make that work from different continents? Kim: Well, it'll be tricky, but doable. Ron: You really think so? Kim: Ron, I couldn't save the world without you.
Ron: You know, in this light, you're kinda cute!
Future Shego: Listen, we don't have a lot of time... OK, actually we do... well... we will. Shego: When you wanna make sense, just let me know. Future Shego: Grab the Time Monkey. Shego: Why? Future Shego: You need the Time Monkey. Shego: Can't I just use yours? Future Shego: No! This is mine! Okay, well, actually, it's yours, too. I mean, well, it's the one you're gonna steal, so technically... Shego: If you need me, I'll be in there watching Kim Possible lose. Future Shego: Trust me, this whole rock gorilla deal is gonna go south. So when it does, make sure you get that Time Monkey. Shego: Run through this again for me?
Pre-Teen Kim: Anybody wanna explain any of this to me? Kim: I'm you from the future. Pre-Teen Kim: Okay. This is a 9.7 on the weirdness scale. Kim: Oh, you get used to it, trust me.
Pre-Teen Kim: Nice to know the braces work. Kim: Yeah, as long as you don't kiss Walter Nelson. Pre-Teen Kim: Locked braces? Kim: It was an embarrassing ride to the orthodontist.
Rufus 3000: But the danger to the timestream. It's impossible! Kim: Impossible? Check my name! Ron: Yeah, she's got ya there, buddy!
Pre-Teen Ron: Confused? Pre-Teen Kim: Oh, yeah. Pre-Teen Ron: Good. I thought it might just be me.
Ron: My own Kimmunicator? Kim: It's a Ron-municator. You can call me. Or beep me. If you want to reach me.
Duff Killagan: Where is Monkey Fist? Shego: I'm working with a man named "Monkey Fist". My evil career is so in the toilet.
Kim: Say "uncle", monkey! Or "monkey's uncle"! I'll accept either!


