Chowder: My dad is at the pharmacy and my mom is at the movies with her personal trainer.
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Chowder: My dad is at the pharmacy and my mom is at the movies with her personal trainer.
Chowder: I paid 28 dollars for that ball! I had to mow ten lawns and ask my mom for a dollar 26 times!
Chowder: It mocks us with its... *house-ness*!
Chowder: My cousin's a cop in Milwaukee. I mean, he's kind of a cop... he's got a gun.
Jenny: Are you guys mentally challenged? Because, if you are, then I'm certified to teach you baseball.
DJ: I kissed a girl! I kissed a girl on the lips!
DJ: Chowder, your ball just landed on Nebbercracker's lawn. It doesn't exist anymore...
Officer Lister: That sounds like the 'dangerous creature'! I'm gonna go check it out. Gosh, just like tryin' to wrangle a puppy...
Chowder: You're really crazy right now, you notice that? I think you're just freakin' out because you killed a guy today.
Nebbercracker: 45 years... we have been trapped for 45 years... and now we're free!
Chowder: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I think I'm having a stroke!
Zee: Whatever issue you guys have, I'm sure it has letters and they make pills for it.
Skull: Calm down! You make me wanna throw up in some tin foil and eat it!
Skull: Oh, you like the steel of my blade? It's so cold.
DJ: I'm sorry about your house - your wife... your... house-wife.
Chowder: My dad is at the pharmacy and my mom is at the movies with her personal trainer.
Chowder: I paid 28 dollars for that ball! I had to mow ten lawns and ask my mom for a dollar 26 times!
Chowder: It mocks us with its... *house-ness*!
Jenny: Are you guys mentally challenged? Because, if you are, then I'm certified to teach you baseball.
Chowder: My cousin's a cop in Milwaukee. I mean, he's kind of a cop... he's got a gun.
DJ: I kissed a girl! I kissed a girl on the lips!
Nebbercracker: 45 years... we have been trapped for 45 years... and now we're free!
DJ: Chowder, your ball just landed on Nebbercracker's lawn. It doesn't exist anymore...
Chowder: It's gonna be a bloodbath.
Chowder: You're really crazy right now, you notice that? I think you're just freakin' out because you killed a guy today.
Chowder: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I think I'm having a stroke!
Zee: Whatever issue you guys have, I'm sure it has letters and they make pills for it.
Skull: Calm down! You make me wanna throw up in some tin foil and eat it!
Skull: Oh, you like the steel of my blade? It's so cold.
Officer Lister: I will shoot you!
DJ: I'm sorry about your house - your wife... your... house-wife.
Chowder: Detectable movement!
Chowder: It mocks us with its... *house-ness*!
Nebbercracker: 45 years... we have been trapped for 45 years... and now we're free!
Chowder: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I think I'm having a stroke!
DJ: I'm sorry about your house - your wife... your... house-wife.
Chowder: I paid 28 dollars for that ball! I raked ten yards and ask my mom for a dollar 26 times!
DJ: I've just... murdered a guy! Chowder: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.
Chowder: Well, Dad, why don't you kiss my hairy butt? Chowder: Hey, DJ, you got any beer? Chowder: Well, hello there... DJ: This is... Chowder... Chowder: Charles, to the ladies... Jenny: Um, Jenny Bennett. Two-term class president at Westbrook Prep. DJ: That's a tough school to get into. Chowder: Yeah, I got in but decided not to go. Jenny: It's a girl's school. Chowder: ... Which is why I didn't... Chowder: ... You know there's a... there's a great taco stand near there...
Zee: What is your problem? DJ: Uh... puberty! Yeah, I'm having lots and lots of puberty.
DJ: We haven't left this room once! Not even to go to the bathroom. DJ: Don't drink that! Zee: Oh gross! Whatever disease you guys have I'm sure its got letters and that they make pills for it! DJ: Zee, it's true! There's something evil going on across the street! Zee: That's excellent, I'm really happy for you.
Jenny: She didn't believe me. Chowder: Authority can be so... Jenny: Okay, normally I don't spend time with guys like you, but a house just tried to eat me, so... you've got one hour.
Chowder: We're dead. Chowder: You've killed us, and now we're dead!
Officer Lister: That sounds like the 'dangerous creature'! I'm gonna go check it out. Officer Landers: Gosh, just like tryin' to wrangle a puppy...
Chowder: All right, vacuum cleaner dummy, I'm setting you down on the lawn. Don't be scared, that's not how you were trained. Chowder: I love you, vacuum cleaner dummy.
Skull: You're gonna die! You're gonna die! Skull: Aw, did you see that? I just chopped off your head again! Your head's rolling. You can't even see it 'cuz your eyes are on your head! DJ: Sir? Skull: What? I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen.
Jenny: Uh, is this pee? Because if it is, that's really gross! Chowder: DJ? You pee in bottles? DJ: What are you talking about? That one's *your* pee!
Zee: Who called you? DJ: Nebbercracker. Ps, he died today.
Chowder: We're dead. You've killed us, and we're dead! DJ: Shh! I don't think the house knows that we're in here. I bet it thinks we're still in the car. Jenny: Listen. Jenny: Sounds like it's sleeping. DJ: The only way that we're gonna get out of here alive is if we find the heart and put out the fire. Chowder: Maybe we should examine our *other* options? DJ: Sure. Other option: We wait here and do *nothing* until it wakes up and *eats us*! Chowder: Find the heart, put out the fire. Got it.
Officer Lister: We are SUPER cops! Officer Landers: Yeah, that's why I live in a condo...
Jenny: So we need to strike at the heart. Chowder: Yeah, but where are we gonna find a heart inside a house? DJ: Ever since Nebbercracker died, there's been smoke coming out of that chimney.
DJ: Sir? Skull: What? I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen. What? DJ: Okay. Old man Nebbercracker's house is possessed, and I need to know how to destroy it before it kills people... Skull: Calm down. You make me wanna throw up in some tinfoil and eat it! Skull: Oh, you like the steel of my blade? It's so cold! Skull: Possessed house, you say? Hmmmm. In my travels to the video store and comic book conventions, I've seen many strange and wondrous things. And I've heard tell of man-made structures becoming possessed by a human soul so that the spirit becomes merged with the wood and brick, creating... a rare form of monster known as Domus mactabilis-sss-sss... ss-sss-ssss... DJ: The house is Mr. Nebbercracker. Chowder: We're it's murderous enemies. Skull: Have fun getting killed. Skull: Ohhh, look at that blood. DJ: So... how do we kill it? Skull: You've gotta strike at the source of life: the heart. DJ: But houses don't have hearts. Skull: Yes! Uh-huh. Yeah. You might be right about that. Skull: Oh. Sorry, children, but I've got some very important business to take care of. I won't be seeing you later.
