Owen: You disappoint me, kid. You're late. You planning on making a habit of this? Duncan: What? Owen: You're fired! Duncan: But I just... Owen: You make a valid point. Welcome back. With benefits.
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Owen: Hi. I'm Owen, a good friend of "the three."
Kip: I'm the one who's NOT grinding on you right now.
Steph: Ew! What are you staring at, perv?
Duncan: What are YOU staring at, perv?
Owen: Hi. I'm Owen, a good friend of "the three."
Kip: I'm the one who's NOT grinding on you right now.
Steph: Ew! What are you staring at, perv?
Steph: Ew! What are you staring at, perv?
Duncan: What are YOU staring at, perv?
Owen: You disappoint me, kid. You're late. You planning on making a habit of this? Duncan: What? Owen: You're fired! Duncan: But I just... Owen: You make a valid point. Welcome back. With benefits.
Owen: Seriously, when's the last time you bought jeans? Duncan: My mom buys my jeans. Owen: Good. Always take things literally. How's that working out for you? Does that get you laid?
Duncan: I wish I could stay here forever. Owen: You're going to love the winters. They're pretty spectacular. Painting houses until it gets too cold, bar backing at some dive, talking to inanimate objects. Duncan: I'm serious. Owen: Yeah, so am I. There's a whole world out there for you, Duncan. Don't settle. Not yet.
Susanna: So. You're a big fan of REO Speedwagon? Duncan: What? Susanna: Can't Fight This Feeling? Duncan: Oh, no. My mom must have put that on there. Susanna: Oh. And you just got to it and thought "what the hell?" I'm going to sing the shit out of it anyway.
Caitlin: Also, I need you to reorder more mats. Owen: Did it. Caitlin: Finish the work schedule for next week. Owen: Did it. Caitlin: Change all the filters. Owen: Done. Caitlin: You know I'm going to check all that stuff, right? Owen: Then in that case, I didn't do any of that. Caitlin: So I'm doing it. Owen: It's called delegation. I read about it in a book about it.
Duncan: My mom doesn't smoke pot. Duncan: Yeah. That's the power of this place. It's like spring break for adults.
Betty: So how was your winter? Because our year was a challenge. My niece was raped in October. Pam: Oh, my God! Betty: I know. Not even food courts are safe.
Joan: Carry a laser down the road that I must travel! Kip: Why would it be 'carry a laser'? Joan: Because it's a song about outer space.
Lewis: Oh oh... Owen, you shouldn't have. Owen: Yeah, I went to three different places in the water park to find that. You can use it to catch thunderclouds.
Betty: So, do you think you will? Pam? Pam: Do I think I will what? Betty: Talk to the Keegans. Pam: Oh, I don't know. I don't even know them. Betty: Do if you want to, but just know that I'm mad at them. I don't even want to get into why. Betty: They called me a See-You-Next-Tuesday. To my face.
Caitlin: What are you doing? Owen: What did I do? Having fun. It's all good. Nobody got hurt. Caitlin: It's not all good! You can't do that. That is the reason that places like this get shut down. Owen: Is it me, or is she very sexy right now? Malcolm: She's certainly got my attention. Owen: Right... you're an impressive man. I want to be you when I grow up. Caitlin: I'm so tired of this guy. Aren't you tired? Aren't you sick of yourself? I'm sick of it! I'm sick of who I am around you. I'm sick of having to be this person. I'm not this person. Owen: Come on, I'm just messing around. Caitlin: No! That's why... Caitlin: that's why this doesn't happen. This is just a job now. I wish this wasn't just a job.
Sunbathing Girl: I don't get her face. Laura: Yeah, it's like she fell on it.
Betty: Duncan, I thought you and Peter should hang out this summer. Lord knows he brought enough of those Star Wars dolls. Peter: They're action figures! And they're classics! Betty: Please. Peter: They lose value if I take them out of the box. But we can still have awesome battles with them. Betty: He needs human contact. He's having far too many conversations with those dolls.
