Hans: Say, are you mad because you wanted to take a shower, too? Or did you want to take a shower with me?
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Hans: Say, are you mad because you wanted to take a shower, too? Or did you want to take a shower with me?
Karl: Can I try on your uniform, too?
Hans: I think, if I were a woman, I'd have really good tits. Small, but pretty hot. And you'd certainly have a good ass.
Hans: Karl, don't forget your stolen car!
Karl: You're funny, Hans. But you don't see the world as it really is.
Hans: Do you think it's my dream to drive around with a fucking car? You didn't get anything.
Hans: Say, are you mad because you wanted to take a shower, too? Or did you want to take a shower with me?
Karl: Can I try on your uniform, too?
Hans: I think, if I were a woman, I'd have really good tits. Small, but pretty hot. And you'd certainly have a good ass.
Hans: Karl, don't forget your stolen car!
Karl: You're funny, Hans. But you don't see the world as it really is.
Hans: Do you think it's my dream to drive around with a fucking car? You didn't get anything.
Karl: Hey! Burrico!
Karl: I don't understand. I'm supposed to transfer cars for one day? Naumann: Yes. Maybe you should do that for one day.
Hans: Does one have to sing here? Karl: Whatever you do, don't sing. Tell him you're talking to God every night before you go to sleep.
Hans: Do you know why such a giant big piece of metal and plastic and, what have you, teapots, seats, stewardesses and so on, can fly at all? Karl: No Hans: Because the travel distance of the air above the wing is longer than underneath.
Karl: I've been studying theology once. Hans: So you're not allowed to sleep with women. Karl: What? Hans: Not even touch them, right? Not even pat a little, or grab a bit. Nothing, right? Karl: No. Hans: No. Not at all, right? Karl: Yes yes yes. I only studied it, right? I'm allowed everything.
Stelle: Frank, this is Karl. Karl is a friend of mine. Frank: Oh, of course. We've remained very good friends, too, didn't we?
Hans: Did you know that the Earth is not a globe? Hans: It's a level rotational ellipsoid.
Theo: DA-D 9779. Karl: That's a palindromic number. Theo: A what? Karl: Like Anna or Otto. You can read it forwards and backwards. Like "Reliefpfeiler".
Hans: Stelle just arrived from London. I thought, maybe we could go drink a cup of coffee. Karl: I'd like to. Hans, would you lend me your clothes, as long as you're wearing mine?
Karl: Do you think it's "hot" or "top", if I'm kissing your girl-friend? Hans: You're crazy about her! But, admit it, you're also a wee bit crazy about me, aren't you?
