Captain Joseph Piller: What did you do during the war? Han Van Meegeren: I did what everyone did, anything I could to survive. Esper Dekker: Running out of champagne must have been devastating. Han Van Meegeren: Not as bad as running out of caviar.
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Esper Dekker: Not that I didn't enjoy it, but what the hell did we just do?
Han Van Meegeren: Only I can paint the picture you wish to see.
Han Van Meegeren: Inspiration is fleeting. You do no waste it.
Captain Joseph Piller: Spoiler: I trusted you, I really did, and it nearly cost me everything.
Esper Dekker: Not that I didn't enjoy it, but what the hell did we just do?
Han Van Meegeren: Only I can paint the picture you wish to see.
Alex De Klerks: It teaches one forgiveness.
Han Van Meegeren: Inspiration is fleeting. You do no waste it.
Captain Joseph Piller: Spoiler: I trusted you, I really did, and it nearly cost me everything.
Captain Joseph Piller: You were expecting us? Han Van Meegeren: In these times, one expects anything.
Captain Joseph Piller: You haven't asked why we're here. Han Van Meegeren: I find that in life, as well as art, its best not to spoil the surprise.
Han Van Meegeren: It tastes like Satan's piss! Esper Dekker: What's this? It smells drinkable. Han Van Meegeren: That's my strongest paint stripper. Why don't you try it? It will give you a second asshole.
Captain Joseph Piller: What did you do during the war? Han Van Meegeren: I did what everyone did, anything I could to survive. Esper Dekker: Running out of champagne must have been devastating. Han Van Meegeren: Not as bad as running out of caviar.
Captain Joseph Piller: This is yor chance at redemption, and more importantly, survival. Han Van Meegeren: And yet I am sensing that it is perhaps you that needs redemption.
Captain Joseph Piller: Who's who? Han Van Meegeren: Ah, yes! This was New Years Eve, two years ago. In the centre is me, to the left is my soon-to-be ex-wife, to the right is Cootje, the rest are just friends of friends. Captain Joseph Piller: Who's he? Han Van Meegeren: I don't know. Look at his face, and that criminal haircut. I wouldn't let that creep shake my hand. Captain Joseph Piller: Do you remember not shaking his hand?
Han Van Meegeren: Your co-worker painted that. Captain Joseph Piller: It's awful. Han Van Meegeren: And yet you cannot take your eyes off it. Captain Joseph Piller: I have absolutely no problem taking my eyes off it.
