Nick: Mentions Hayes charm bracelet Hayes: Hey, that's my grandmother's St. Christoper medal, Jackass. Nick: It's adorable Hayes: I wear it for protection. Nick: Oh. So, for protection. Well this - points to bullet proof vest - stops bullets. Yours stops you from getting dates.
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Roy Pulsipher: Just like Main Street, Dodge City. Them dudes, they picked the wrong venue to make a stand. I invented this shit.
Nick: Whatever's waiting for you on the other side is gonna be *bad.* But don't worry, it's only forever.
Proctor: A hundred-and-fifty-thousand people die every day. The system wasn't designed to handle that kind of volume.
Proctor: I know for a fact you can use a good recommendation on Judgement Day, okay? I think you're smelling what I'm selling.
Roy Pulsipher: Damn. I don't know what eyes to shoot you between.
Hayes: I don't usually go for Western, but... it's working for me.
Hayes: They got one of these artifacts for everything!
Roy Pulsipher: Come to think of it, with all this tantrummy, I'm starting to think I was a little too generous with the plus on that C.
Nick: Whatever's waiting for you on the other side is gonna be *bad.* But don't worry, it's only forever.
Proctor: A hundred-and-fifty-thousand people die every day. The system wasn't designed to handle that kind of volume.
Proctor: I know for a fact you can use a good recommendation on Judgement Day, okay? I think you're smelling what I'm selling.
Nick: Relax body.
Roy Pulsipher: Damn. I don't know what eyes to shoot you between.
Roy Pulsipher, Nick: Relax body!
Hayes: I don't usually go for Western, but... it's working for me.
Hayes: They got one of these artifacts for everything!
Roy Pulsipher: Come to think of it, with all this tantrummy, I'm starting to think I was a little too generous with the plus on that C.
Roy Pulsipher: Total humiliation. Just a pants down spanking in the supermarket.
Roy Pulsipher: Just like Main Street, Dodge City. Them dudes, they picked the wrong venue to make a stand. I invented this shit.
Hayes: I don't usually go for Western, but... it's working for me.
Roy Pulsipher: One of them coyotes, he made love to my skull. You know what that practice is commonly called? Nick: I do... and I certainly hope he got both eyes, Roy.
Roy Pulsipher: The universe, in its ultimate wisdom, will not let you reveal yourself. It's smarter than us. Nick: That's sick. Roy Pulsipher: Consider it the universe's witness protection program.
Nick: I'm dead? Proctor: Let's be honest. Being a dirty cop is one of the higher shot-in-the-face percentage jobs.
Roy Pulsipher: Let's learn you a few things about Old West fighting! First, Roy Pulsipher: Only a novice hides in a church steeple. It's the first place I'm gonna look. Second place, hotel window, every time. Nick: I guess there's only one novice in their crew. Roy Pulsipher: Sometimes the window guy is on the roof.
Nick: Now, stand by for inspiring, motivating words from Detective Bobby Hayes. Hayes: How about we don't get shot today?
Hayes: Listen, there's something I should tell you. It's something I've been hiding. Julia: Bobby, I think it can wait. Hayes: And it might seem a little weird, but I think you should try to just keep an open mind, and not judge right away, okay?
Nick: What's with the Steely Dan? Proctor: No idea. It's always on. Seems to relax people.
Nick: Mentions Hayes charm bracelet Hayes: Hey, that's my grandmother's St. Christoper medal, Jackass. Nick: It's adorable Hayes: I wear it for protection. Nick: Oh. So, for protection. Well this - points to bullet proof vest - stops bullets. Yours stops you from getting dates.
