Rent-a-Kid

Brandon Ward: I think I saw Lawrence's face on America's Most Wanted. Do you suppose that we should call the police? Russ Syracuse: Wow, Brandon. You sure have a wild imagination, don't you? Molly Ward: He lies. Don't believe anything he says. Brandon Ward: I do lie sometimes, Molly. But that bubblegum you swallowed was radioactive, and you will grow to abnormal proportions. Valerie Syracuse: Honey, he's just teasing. Brandon Ward: I'm not. Russ Syracuse: Brandon, I think you're scaring your little sister. Brandon Ward: Fine, but tomorrow, she'll wake up nine feet tall and glowing like a lightbulb.