Charlotte Haze: Hum, baby, you know, I love the way you smell. You do arouse the pagan in me.
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Humbert Humbert: I want you to live with me and die with me and everything with me!
Lolita Haze: 'Fraid someone's gonna steal your ideas and sell 'em to Hollywood, huh?
Lolita Haze: I'm really sorry that I cheated so much. But I guess that's just the way things are.
Title Card: Epilog: Humbert Humbert died of coronary thrombosis in prison awaiting trial for the murder of Clare Quilty.
Clare Quilty: Gee... right in the boxing glove.
Humbert Humbert: Queer how I misinterpreted the designation of doom.
Humbert Humbert: We don't read other people's diaries, do we?
Charlotte Haze: There's a nice view from this window... of the front lawn.
Lolita Haze: What's the matter with you anyway? You look kind of slimy.
Lolita Haze: You'll have to excuse my appearance, but you've caught me on ironing day.
Lolita Haze: I don't suppose it ever occurred to you that when you moved into our house my whole world didn't revolve around you.
Clare Quilty: Gee, I'm really winning here! I'm really winning. I hope I don't get overcome with power.
Clare Quilty: Jeez! All my friends always put their smokies out in the drink. It's so unsanitary.
Clare Quilty: You are either Australian or a German refugee. This is a gentile's house. You'd better run along.
Charlotte Haze: Hum, baby, you know, I love the way you smell. You do arouse the pagan in me.
Charlotte Haze: I wouldn't care if your maternal grandfather turned out to be a Turk.
Jean Farlow: She was a wonderful person, Humbert. She was always so gay.
Clare Quilty: Brewster, go and get some Type "A" Kodachrome.
Humbert Humbert: Do you think I wanted to have a blow out?
Humbert Humbert: I want you to live with me and die with me and everything with me!
Lolita Haze: Dick's very sweet.
Lolita Haze: 'Fraid someone's gonna steal your ideas and sell 'em to Hollywood, huh?
Lolita Haze: I'm really sorry that I cheated so much. But I guess that's just the way things are.
Title Card: Epilog: Humbert Humbert died of coronary thrombosis in prison awaiting trial for the murder of Clare Quilty.
Clare Quilty: Gee... right in the boxing glove.
Humbert Humbert: Queer how I misinterpreted the designation of doom.
Humbert Humbert: We don't read other people's diaries, do we?
Charlotte Haze: There's a nice view from this window... of the front lawn.
Lolita Haze: What's the matter with you anyway? You look kind of slimy.
Lolita Haze: You'll have to excuse my appearance, but you've caught me on ironing day.
Lolita Haze: I don't suppose it ever occurred to you that when you moved into our house my whole world didn't revolve around you.
Clare Quilty: Gee, I'm really winning here! I'm really winning. I hope I don't get overcome with power.
Clare Quilty: Jeez! All my friends always put their smokies out in the drink. It's so unsanitary.
Clare Quilty: You are either Australian or a German refugee. This is a gentile's house. You'd better run along.
Clare Quilty: Brewster, go and get some Type "A" Kodachrome.
Charlotte Haze: Do you believe in God? Humbert Humbert: The question is does God believe in me?
Humbert Humbert: You know, I've missed you terribly. Lolita Haze: I haven't missed you. In fact, I've been revoltingly unfaithful to you. Humbert Humbert: Oh? Lolita Haze: But it doesn't matter a bit, because you've stopped caring anyway. Humbert Humbert: What makes you say I've stopped caring for you? Lolita Haze: Well, you haven't even kissed me yet, have you?
Lolita Haze: Do you always have to shave twice a day? Humbert Humbert: Yes, of course, because all the best people shave twice a day.
Humbert Humbert: Quilty! Quilty? Clare Quilty: Ah, wha? Who's there? Humbert Humbert: Are you Quilty? Clare Quilty: No, I'm... Spartacus. You come to free the slaves or sumpn? Humbert Humbert: Are you Quilty? Clare Quilty: Yeah, yeah, I'm Quilty, yeah, sure.
Humbert Humbert: What happened to this Oriental-minded genius? When you left the hospital, where did he take you? Lolita Haze: To New Mexico. Humbert Humbert: Whereabouts in New Mexico? Lolita Haze: To a dude ranch near Santa Fe. The only problem with it was he had such a bunch of weird friends staying there. Humbert Humbert: What kind of "weird" friends? Lolita Haze: Weird! Painters, nudists, writers, weightlifters... But I figured I could take anything for a couple of weeks.
Lolita Haze: Do you really shave twice a day? Humbert Humbert: The best people shave twice a day!
Humbert Humbert: Read it. Clare Quilty: I can't read, mister. I never did none of that there book learning, you know. Humbert Humbert: Read it, Quilty. Clare Quilty: "Because you took advantage of a sinner." "Because you took advantage." "Because you took." "Because you took advantage of my disadvantage." Hey, that's a dad-blasted, darn good poem you done there. "When I stood Adam-naked." Oh! Adam-naked! You should be ashamed of yourself, Captain. "Before a federal law and all its stinging stars." Tarnation! You old horn toad. That's mighty pretty. That's a pretty poem. "Because you took advantage." It's getting a bit repetitious, isn't it? "Because." Another one. "Because you cheated me." "Because you took her at an age when young lads - " Humbert Humbert: That's enough. Clare Quilty: Say, why'd you take it away for, Mister? That was gettin' kinda smutty there.
Humbert Humbert: Would you like me to read you some poetry? Lolita Haze: Sure, why not? Humbert Humbert: This is my favorite poet. "It was..." Lolita Haze: Who's the poet? Humbert Humbert: The divine Edgar. Lolita Haze: Who's the divine Edgar. Edgar who? Humbert Humbert: Edgar Allan Poe, of course. "It was night in the lonesome October, Of my most immemorial year." Notice how he emphasizes this word. "It was hard by the dim lake of Auber, In the misty mid region of Weir" You see, he takes a word like "dim" in one line and twists it. You see? And it comes back as "mid region of Weir." Lolita Haze: "Mid region," and twists it to "dim." That's pretty good, pretty clever. Humbert Humbert: "Thus I pacified Psyche and kissed her, And conquered her scruples and gloom, And we passed to the end of the vista, But were stopped by the door of a tomb, And I said, 'What is written, sweet sister?' She replied, 'Ulalume, Ulalume."' Lolita Haze: Well, I think it's a little corny, to tell you the truth. Humbert Humbert: What do you object to? Lolita Haze: Well, the "vista-sister," that's like, "Lolita-sweeter." Humbert Humbert: That's very true. That's a very acute observation. If you were in my class I would give you an A plus.
Lolita Haze: You're crazy. Humbert Humbert: Why, my darling? Lolita Haze: Because, my darling, when my darling mother finds out she's going to divorce you and strangle me.
Lolita Haze: What happened to your bed? It looks a lot lower. Humbert Humbert: Well, the bed collapsed. It's a collapsible bed.
Lolita Haze: You will promise, won't you? Humbert Humbert: Yes, I promise. Lolita Haze: Cross your heart and hope to die? Humbert Humbert: Cross my heart and hope to die. Cross my heart and hope to die. Cross my heart and hope to die.
Humbert Humbert: I don't want you around them. They're nasty-minded boys. Lolita Haze: Oh! You're a fine one to talk about someone else's mind.
Humbert Humbert: I told you no dates! Lolita Haze: It wasn't a date. Humbert Humbert: It was a date! Lolita Haze: It wasn't a date! Humbert Humbert: It was a date, Lolita. Lolita Haze: It was not a date. Humbert Humbert: It was a date! Lolita Haze: It wasn't a date. Humbert Humbert: Well, whatever you had yesterday, I don't want you to have it again.
Humbert Humbert: I'm going to ask you something about Michele. Lolita Haze: You can't have her. She belongs to a Marine. Humbert Humbert: I will ignore that idiotic joke.


