Zach Van Bourke: Oliver, as soon as I get these kids back on their planes, I quit.
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Zach Van Bourke: Oliver, as soon as I get these kids back on their planes, I quit.
Charlie Goldfinch: Oh, man, Harvard's never gonna accept me with a police record, and I'm NOT going to community college.
Zach Van Bourke: Oh, one more thing. Feliz Navidad.
Baggage Handler: No Christmas dinner for you, Cujo!
Charlie Goldfinch: Can this night get any better?
Charlie Goldfinch: Uhhm, somebody wanna unzip me?
Gas Station Attendant: Oh, hey. Sorry to scare ya. I was just about to carve a beaver.
Zach Van Bourke: Oliver, as soon as I get these kids back on their planes, I quit.
Charlie Goldfinch: Oh, man, Harvard's never gonna accept me with a police record, and I'm NOT going to community college.
Zach Van Bourke: Oh, one more thing. Feliz Navidad.
Baggage Handler: No Christmas dinner for you, Cujo!
Charlie Goldfinch: Can this night get any better?
Charlie Goldfinch: Uhhm, somebody wanna unzip me?
Gas Station Attendant: Oh, hey. Sorry to scare ya. I was just about to carve a beaver.
Tree Salesman: Ain't it a little past your bedtime, there, sonny? Timothy 'Beef' Wellington: I want a Christmas tree. Tree Salesman: What about that little one? Timothy 'Beef' Wellington: What do I look like, freakin' Charlie Brown?
Valerie's Sister: Yeah, I know exactly what you need - a nice, steaming cup of my wonderful hot chocolate. Valerie Davenport: Oh, God, had three already and it's 80 degrees outside! Are you trying to kill me? Valerie's Sister: Well, uh, no. Valerie Davenport: Judy, my children are trapped in an airport on Christmas Eve. Do you have any idea how miserable they must be?
Oliver Porter: Who trained you kids, the Navy SEALs? Spencer Davenport: Look, sir, just... Divorce kids are more resourceful than others, that's all.
Grace Conrad: If you guys get me sent back to that room, your dead. Donna Malone: What are you gonna do, rich girl, have your daddy hire a hit man? Grace Conrad: Maybe I'll just have him break your dad out of jail. Spencer Davenport: Hmmmm... Charlie Goldfinch: Girl fight! Girl fight! Oh, my gosh, it's a girl fight!
Katherine Davenport: We could call Mom. Spencer Davenport: Yeah, well, she wouldn't drive 2,000 miles to pick us up. Katherine Davenport: Then let's call Dad. Spencer Davenport: Oh, yeah, he wouldn't drive four *feet* to get us.
Spencer Davenport: You're not, like, gonna be scared of him now, are you? Katherine Davenport: Not after the night I just had.
Donna Malone: It's really small in here. Charlie Goldfinch: I know. It's great, isn't it? Grace Conrad: Charlie, just because you compensate for your abandonment issues by squeezing yourself into small womblike spaces doesn't mean everybody else does. Grace Conrad: What? My mom's a psychologist.
Donna Malone: Hey. Watch it, Dr. Evil. Oliver Porter: Oh no, did I offend you? Well I don't know what else to call someone who commits grand theft auto, reckless driving, destruction of property all in the course of ten minutes. Donna Malone: Someone cooler than you'll ever be. Oliver Porter: Oh! O-o-o-o-oh! Woo! That's fantastic! I didn't know we had Ellen DeGeneres in the house.
Admiral's Club Host: Excuse me. Are you unaccompanied? Grace Conrad: I'm single. Who's asking? Admiral's Club Host: They are. Grace Conrad: Are you gonna let me get dressed or should I just walk out of here naked?
Oliver Porter: I was just doing my job. You know that, don't you? I was just doing my job, just like I have for the last fifteen Christmases. Spencer Davenport: Your family must hate that. Oliver Porter: Well that's not really a problem since my wife divorced me five Christmases ago. Spencer Davenport: Is that why you don't put up the decorations? Oliver Porter: Let's just say they don't remind me of happy times.
Spencer Davenport: We've got to get down to the lodge. Donna Malone: How? You got four snowboards? Spencer Davenport: Ow. Spencer Davenport: Ever watch the Winter Olympics?
Oliver Porter: Please tell me you're gonna stop at the hotel. Spencer Davenport: Yeah, we are, but you're not! Hit the brakes!
Katherine Davenport: I don't WANNA see Santa! Spencer Davenport: You know what? Then let's just go, okay? Katherine Davenport: I don't wanna go! Spencer Davenport: Then, get on Santa's lap! Katherine Davenport: I DON'T WANNA! Santa at Mall: Ho, ho, ho! Somebody's not being a very good girl. I might have to put coal in your stocking this year!
Spencer Davenport: I would like a table for one in the no-little-sisters section, please. Restaurant Hostess: Aren't you a little young to be flying by yourself? Spencer Davenport: Not at all. Spencer Davenport: No. No kids' menu. Spencer Davenport: No, no-no-no. No crayons either
Charlie Goldfinch: "Physician, heal thyself!" It's Shakespeare. Donna Malone: Man, you're no end of help in a fight, are you?
Spencer Davenport: Nachos. Oh, my mom never lets me eat those, you know? So, an order of those. She's banned all sodas from the house, so extra, extra, extra-large root beer. Restaurant Hostess: My mom never let me eat mozzarella sticks. Spencer Davenport: Mine either. Two orders. On to dessert, huh? Restaurant Hostess: You don't have a tapeworm, do you?
