Jacques: Who won? Johanna: Who won what? The asshole award? Let me tell you, it was a tie!
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Enzo: Don't look at Jaques as if he was a human being, he comes from another planet.
Enzo: A thousand commanders, and we get the Belgian from Alcoholics Anonymous!
Roberto: It's not like him to be late. Of course, sometimes he doesn't show up at all.
Uncle Louis: Two DOLLARS? You didn't even need to catch the fish! It died of CANCER!
Enzo: Don't look at Jaques as if he was a human being, he comes from another planet.
Enzo: A thousand commanders, and we get the Belgian from Alcoholics Anonymous!
Roberto: It's not like him to be late. Of course, sometimes he doesn't show up at all.
Uncle Louis: Two DOLLARS? You didn't even need to catch the fish! It died of CANCER!
Johanna: What's it feel like when you dive? Jacques: It's a feeling of slipping without falling. The hardest thing is when you're at the bottom. Johanna: Why? Jacques: 'Cause you have to find a good reason to come back up... and I have a hard time finding one.
Noireuter: Smoking is absolutely forbidden. Enzo: It isn't lit yet. Noireuter: You shouldn't even carry cigarettes on board. Enzo: Listen, we're not supposed to piss either, but it doesn't stop you from carrying "it" on board.
Roberto: Enzo, really, whatcha going to do with the money? Enzo: A rosary for mama, a dress for Angelica and you , get yourself a suit that fits. But most important. Roberto: Yes Enzo: Find me the Frenchman. Find me Jacques Mayol.
Jacques: Who won? Johanna: Who won what? The asshole award? Let me tell you, it was a tie!
Enzo: You were right. Jacques: About what? Enzo: It's much better down there... It's a better place... Jacques: no... Enzo: Push me back in the water... Jacques: No, I couldn't... Enzo: Jacques... Take me back down... Please...
Noireuter: Is that alcohol? That's *really* forbidden! Enzo: Hey, do you have any more complaints? Just make a list and we'll stick it on the porthole, OK?
Jacques: I know you. Johanna: We just met, a few minutes ago. Jacques: In the lake. Johanna: No in the hut. Jacques: Then it must have been someone who looked like a lot like you.
Noireuter: You have enough air for fifteem minutes. Enzo: What's with the voice? Noireuter: It's nothing, maybe the helium is up too high. Enzo: Does the voice some back? Noireuter: For others, yes. For you, who knows?
Uncle Louis: So, where are you from, Henrietta? Jacques: Johana! New York! Uncle Louis: New YORK? What KIND of a name is that? Johanna: No, I'm *from* new York Uncle Louis: Oh Yes! The best lays are from New York!
Johanna: 6'3", 6'1", maybe 5'9" - You can't be sure, you know the flippers, they add height or they take it away, or something. Anyway short dark hair... Not punk or anything, just short. And the cutest smile. He wasn't smiling at me, I don't think - just smiling. And he thought he saw me in the lake. I mean that was a figure of speech... They're so romantic, the French. Sally: I thought you said he was Peruvian? Johanna: Haven't you been listening? Sally: ...Since eight o'clock last night...! You're in love. Johanna: Don't be a jerk. There's no such thing as love at first sight.
