Graydon: You appear intelligent, but when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.
出自電影《外星人的使命》 的經典對白。
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Graydon: You appear intelligent, but when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.
Susan Anderson: My mission is to get to know myself so that I can actually end up focusing less on myself, and more on others.
Roland Jones: I've got an alien, I've got an alien.
Harold Anderson: I can make a bright light come out of my nose.
Susan Anderson: I never thought I'd say it, but I can't take any more.
Susan Anderson: We've been screwing for 21 hours non-stop.
Minister: Well, you know what they say, sometimes less is more.
Harold Anderson: I always had a feeling that healing-any-injury thing was bullshit.
Graydon: You appear intelligent, but when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.
Susan Anderson: My mission is to get to know myself so that I can actually end up focusing less on myself, and more on others.
Roland Jones: I've got an alien, I've got an alien.
Harold Anderson: I can make a bright light come out of my nose.
Susan Anderson: I never thought I'd say it, but I can't take any more.
Susan Anderson: We've been screwing for 21 hours non-stop.
Minister: Well, you know what they say, sometimes less is more.
Harold Anderson: I always had a feeling that healing-any-injury thing was bullshit.
Helen Gordon: You're making a noise. Harold Anderson: That's my penis. It hums. Helen Gordon: I guess it doesn't know the words. Well, I can teach it a few.
Computer Voice: The Earth woman's reproductive organs are located here. Computer Voice: The access port is here. Computer Voice: Insertion in any other access port will not result in pregnancy. To get the woman in a receptive mood for insertion, compliment her on these areas. Computer Voice: She will also enjoy being told that she smells nice, and that her footwear is stylish.
Graydon: The success of our planet and domination of the universe rests in your hands. Harold Anderson: Thank you, sir. Graydon: Now if you'll go with these men, we'll arrange for your transfer, and attach your penis.
Alison: Is that the waiter? Hello... Madeline: No, that's just a gay guy without a jacket.


