Po: Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles. Oogway: Quit, don't quit... Noodles, don't noodles... You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
出自電影《功夫熊貓》 的經典對白。
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Oogway: Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
昨日已是歷史，明日尚未能知，還能把握的今日就是最好的禮物。
Tigress: This is what you trained me for.
Po: The Furious Five! You're so much bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.
Oogway: One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
Po: He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.
Po: The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!
Oogway: Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
Po: Stop! I'm gonna pee!
Po: Wow! I've only seen paintings of that painting!
Po: Careful, that soup is... sharp!
Shifu: There is now a level zero.
Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
Po: Wow! I've only seen paintings of that painting!
Po: I know you're trying to be all mystical and Kung Fu-ey, but could you at least tell me where we're going?
Po: Careful, that soup is... sharp!
Mr. Ping: The secret ingredient is... nothing! Po: Huh? Mr. Ping: You heard me. Nothing! There is no secret ingredient. Po: Wait, wait... it's just plain old noodle soup? You don't add some kind of special sauce or something? Mr. Ping: Don't have to. To make something special you just have to believe it's special. Po: There is no secret ingredient...
Po: Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles. Oogway: Quit, don't quit... Noodles, don't noodles... You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
Tai Lung: You... can't defeat me! You... you're just a big... fat... panda! Po: I'm not *a* big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda. Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold! Po: Oh, you know this hold? Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that! Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skidoosh.
Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold! Po: Oh, you know this hold? Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that. Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!
Tigress: Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you. A big, fat, panda, who treats it like a joke. Tigress: Oh that is it! Mantis: Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! Mantis: And may... have also stopped his heart.
Tigress: If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps. Monkey: But, he will. Viper: He's not gonna quit, is he? Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.
Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe. Po: I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. Gonna take a lot more than dew, and universe... juice.
Shifu: Let us begin. Po: What? Well, uh, I don't know if I can do *all* those moves... Shifu: Well, we'll never know unless we try, will we? Po: Well, maybe we could start out with something more at, you know, my level. Shifu: And what level is that? Po: Uh, well, I'm not a master but, let's just say zero, level zero. Shifu: There is no such thing as level zero. Po: Well, what about that? Shifu: That? We use that for training children, and for propping the door open when it's hot. But, if you insist...
Oogway: Ah! I see that you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom! Po: Is that what this is? I'm so sorry! I just thought it was a regular peach tree! Oogway: I understand. You eat when you are upset. Po: Upset? I'm not upset. Why, what makes you think I'm upset? Oogway: So why *are* you upset? Po: I probably sucked more today than anybody in the history of kung fu. In the history of China. In the history of sucking!
Viper: Are you ready? Po: I was born read... Viper: I'm sorry, Brother! I thought you said you were ready. Po: That was awesome! Let's go again!
Tai Lung: Finally... oh, yes... at last, the power of the Dragon Scroll is *mine*... Tai Lung: It's nothing! Po: It's okay. I didn't get it the first time either. Tai Lung: What? Po: There *is* no secret ingredient. It's just you.
Tai Lung: What I ever did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are Shifu! Tell me! TELL ME! Shifu: I have always been proud of you. From the first moment I've been... proud of you. And it was my pride that blinded me. I loved you too much to see what you were becoming. What I... was turning you into. I'm s... I'm sorry. Tai Lung: I don't want your apology! I want my scroll!
Po: It's blank! Shifu: What? Po: Here, look! Shifu: No, I am forbidden to look upon... Shifu: Blank!... I don't, I don't understand...
Crane: Look, you don't belong here. Po: Yeah. Yeah. I know. It's just... All my life I have dreamed of... Crane: I mean you don't belong here, in this room. This is my room. Property of Crane.
Tai Lung: Where's the Dragon Warrior? Tigress: How do you know you're not looking at her? Tai Lung: You think I'm a fool? I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you! I heard how he fell from the sky on a ball of fire. That he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen! Monkey: Po? Tai Lung: So that is his name. Po. At last, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
Po: Ow! I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel *better*! Mantis: Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this... Po: Fat? Mantis: Fur! I was gonna say fur. Po: Sure you were. Mantis: Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size, I mean, look at me!
Po: No! The Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors; said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army! Po: Hello? Shifu: Have you finished sight-seeing? Po: Oh, sorry! I should've come to see you first! Shifu: My patience is wearing thin. Po: Oh. Well, I mean it's not like you were going anywhere.
Po: I just ate, so I'm still digesting, so my kung fu may not be as good as later on.
Mr. Ping: We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.
