Glinda: Let me tell you the whole story. Our paths did cross. At school.
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Glinda: Don't be afraid. Elphaba: I'm not afraid. It's the Wizard who should be afraid of me.
Madame Morrible: Once you learn to harness your emotions, the sky's the limit.
Elphaba: Something just takes over me. And when it does, bad things happen.
Wizard: The best way to bring folks together is to give them a real good enemy.
Glinda: Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?
Madame Morrible: Welcome to Shiz University, Miss... Elphaba: Elphaba. Madame Morrible: You can room with Miss Galinda.
Pfannee: Galinda? ShenShen: Eww. Glinda: I know. It's my granny's. I'd give it away but... I don't hate anyone that much. ShenShen: Hey! Glinda: You should join us tonight. And don't tell me you have nothing to wear. Because you could wear this.
Wizard: I am Oz. The Great... and Terrible.
Elphaba: Come with me! Glinda: What? Elphaba: To meet the Wizard! Glinda: Oh no, I couldn't possibly! This is your moment! I'm coming!
Madame Morrible: Don't let her get away. This wicked witch.
Elphaba: Something bad is happening in Oz.
Glinda: Oh, I saved you some space, by the way. Elphaba: Do you really think this is fair? Glinda: I do not. I was PROMISED a private suite. But thanks for asking.
Madame Morrible: You're the one the Wizard has been waiting for.
Glinda: That was you that made all that happen. How'd you do it? Elphaba: I don't know! I've never known!
Fiyero: She doesn't give a twat what anyone thinks. Glinda: Of course she does. She just pretends not to.
Elphaba: So if you care to find me, look to the western sky!
Dr. Dillamond: In today's Oz, a Real sorcerer who possesses TRUE magic has become all too rare.
Fiyero: She doesn't give a twig what anyone thinks. Glinda: Of course she does. She just pretends not to.
Wizard: Follow the road. It's gonna lead you right... to me.
Glinda: Let me tell you the whole story. Our paths did cross. At school.
Fiyero: Why is it you're always causing some sort of commotion? Elphaba: I don't CAUSE commotions. I AM one. Some of us are just... different.
Elphaba: No wizard that there is or was / Is ever gonna bring me down!
Glinda: Fellow Ozians. The Wicked Witch of the West is dead!
Fiyero: Why is it that every time I see you, you're causing some sort of commotion? Elphaba: I don't cause commotions, I *am* one. Fiyero: That's for sure. Elphaba: Oh, so you think I should just keep my mouth shut. Is that what you're saying? Fiyero: No, I'm... Elphaba: Do you think I want to be this way? Do you think I want to care this much? Don't you know how much easier my life would be if I didn't? Fiyero: Do you ever let anyone else talk? Elphaba: Sorry ... But can I just say one more thing? You could have just walked away back there. Fiyero: So? Elphaba: So, no matter how shallow and self-absorbed you tend to be... Fiyero: Excuse me, there's no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow. Elphaba: No you're not. Or you wouldn't be so unhappy.
Elphaba: Okay, let's get this over with: no, I'm not seasick; no, I didn't eat grass as a child; and yes, I've always been green.
Shiz Students: Dear Galinda, you are just too good! How do you stand it? I don't think I could! She's a terror! She's a tartar! We don't mean to show a bias, but Galinda you're a martyr! Glinda: Well... these things are sent to try us!
Fiyero: You're good. Glinda: I don't know what you mean, I love helping others.
Elphaba: No, leave her alone! She hasn't done anything wrong! I'm the one you want! I'm the one you want! It's me! It's MEEEE!
Glinda: It seems the artichoke is steamed.
Elphaba: You have no real power! Wizard: Exactly. That's why I need you.
Glinda: Elphaba Thropp, listen to me. You can do this. You can do anything.
Glinda: Give me my leg. Give me my leg!
Glinda: Something is very wrong, I didn't get my way... I need to lay down.
Glinda: Excuse me! Everyone, please! I have an announcement! Glinda: I... Am changing my name. Fiyero: Your name? Glinda: Yes. Elphaba: Are you sure? Glinda: Yes. Since Dr. Dillamond used to have his own goat-like way of pronouncifying my name, in solidarity and in order to express my outrage, I will henceforth be known no longer as... Gah-linda, but simply... Glinda: Glinda. Pfannee, ShenShen: She's so brave! Such... Braverism!
Galinda: Dearest Darlingest Momsie and Popsicle, Guess what? I can't hear your guesses because this is a letter.
Glinda: Did they have brains or knowledge? Elphaba: Well, actually... Glinda: Don't make me laugh. They were? Elphaba: Popular! Glinda: RIGHT! It's all about popular.
Elphaba: So if you care to find me, look to the western sky! As someone told me lately: "Everyone deserves a chance to fly!".
Madame Morrible: Citizens of Oz! There is an enemy who must be found and captured. Believe nothing she says. She has stolen our Grimmerie. She is evil, responsible for the mutilation of these poor innocent monkeys! Her green skin is but an outward manifestorium of her twisted nature. This distortion! This repulsion! This wicked witch! Glinda: Don't be afraid. Elphaba: I'm not afraid. It's the Wizard who should be afraid of me.
Boq: Um, I hope you'll save a dance for me tonight. I'll be right there, waiting... All night. Glinda: That's so kind. But you know what would be even kinder? Glinda: See that tragic'lly beautiful girl, the one in the chair? It seems so unfair, we should go on a spree and not she, gee. I know someone would be my hero, if that someone were to go invite her. Boq: Well, maybe I could invite her. Glinda: Oh, Bick, really? You would do that for me? Boq: I would do anything for you. Fiyero: You're good. Glinda: I don't know what you mean, I love helping others. Oh, and I happen to be free tonight, after all. Glinda: Now that we've met one another, it's clear we deserve each other. You're perfect. Fiyero: You're perfect. Fiyero, Glinda: So we're perfect together, born to be forever. Dancing through life!
Pfannee: enroll here often? Fiyero: Can I ask you? Pfannee: Anything, anything you want. Fiyero: Just to move out the way? Pfannee: Absolutel- yeah, that's anything.
Munchkinland Kid: Glinda! Is it true you were her friend? Glinda: What? Sorry, one sec. Glinda: What? Munchkinland Kid: Is it true you were her friend? Glinda: Friend? Glinda: Yes. Glinda: I, I mean I did know her. That is, our paths did cross... at school.
Fiyero: Why is it you're always causing some sort of commotion? Elphaba: I don't cause commotions, I am one. Fiyero: Yeah, well, that's for sure. Elphaba: So you think I should just keep my mouth shut, is that what you're saying? Fiyero: What? No. No, I'm saying... Elphaba: You think I want to be this way? Fiyero: I... Elphaba: You think I want to care this much? Fiyero: No, I mean... Elphaba: I know that my life would be much easier if I didn't care, but... Fiyero: Do you ever let anyone else talk? Elphaba: Sorry... Fiyero: I was just... Elphaba: But can I just say one more thing? You could've walked away back there. Fiyero: So? Elphaba: So, no matter how shallow and self-absorbed you pretend to be... Fiyero: Uh, excuse me, there's no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow. Elphaba: Oh, please. No you're not. Otherwise you wouldn't be so unhappy.
Fiyero: I'll say this much, she doesn't give a twig what anyone thinks. Glinda: Of course she does. She just pretends not to.
Elphaba: Fine, let's get this over with: no, I am not seasick; no, I did not eat grass as a child; and yes, I've always been green. Glinda: Well, I, for one, am... So sorry, that you have been forced to live with... this. Elphaba: Is that so? Glinda: Yes! And it is my intention to major in sorcery. So, if at some point, you wanted to address the, um... Problem... Elphaba: Problem. Glinda: ... perhaps I could help. Elphaba: Offering to help someone that you don't know with skills that you don't have, I'm sure everyone is duly impressed. Glinda: I could care less what others think. Elphaba: Couldn't. Glinda: What? Elphaba: You couldn't care less what other people think. Though, I... I doubt that.
Elphaba: No, I am not seasick... Fiyero: Neither am I. Elphaba: No, I did not eat grass as a child... Fiyero: Oh, you didn't? I did. Elphaba: And yes, I have always been green. Fiyero: And the defensiveness, is that a recent development?
Boq: Um, I hope you'll save a dance for me tonight. I'll be right there, waiting... All night. Glinda: That's so kind. But you know what would be even kinder? Glinda: See that tragic'lly beautiful girl, the one in the chair? It seems so unfair, we should go on a spree and not she, gee. I know someone would be my hero, if that someone were to go invite her. Boq: Well, maybe I could invite her. Glinda: Oh, Bick, really? You would do that for me? Boq: I would do anything for you. Fiyero: You're good. Glinda: I don't know what you mean, I love helping others. Oh, and I happen to be free tonight, after all. Glinda: Now that we've met one another... Glinda, Fiyero: It's clear we deserve each other! Glinda: You're perfect. Fiyero: You're perfect. Glinda, Fiyero: So we're perfect together, born to be forever. Dancing through life!
Elphaba: Come with me! Glinda: What? Elphaba: To meet the Wizard! Glinda: What are you saying? Elphaba: Get on the train, you're gonna miss it! Glinda: I wouldn't want to impose! Elphaba: It doesn't- It doesn't matter, just come with me! Glinda: I couldn't possibly, this is your moment! I'm coming!
Madame Morrible: So, how long have you had this talent? Elphaba: 'Talent', uh... No, something just... Something just takes over me, and... Something I can't control. And when it does, bad things happen. Madame Morrible: If you can learn to use your powers in the right way, oh... Miss Elphaba...
Munchkinland Kid: Glinda! Is it true you were her friend? Glinda: What? Sorry, one sec. Glinda: What? Munchkinland Kid: Is it true you were her friend? Glinda: Friend? Glinda: Yes. Glinda: I, I mean I did know her. That is, our paths did cross... at school. Glinda: But you must understand, it was a long time ago.
Glinda: Elphie, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project. Elphaba: Oh, you really don't have to do that. Glinda: I know! That's what makes me so nice.
Pfannee: Um... ShenShen: Eww. What even is that? Pfannee: Galinda? What's the reason? Glinda: I know, it's my granny. She always makes me the most hideoteous hats. I'd give it away but... I don't hate anyone that much. Glinda: I couldn't... Could I? No. Pfannee, ShenShen: Hi. ShenShen: We should go. Pfannee: Yeah, we have to go rouge our knees Pfannee: Do it! Bye Elphaba! Love your... shoulder pad. Elphaba: Galinda, um, Nessa and I were talking about you just now, and... Glinda: Oh, well, we were just talking about you. How you should join us tonight. Elphaba: I don't follow. Glinda: You... Join us at the Ozdust. I'm inviting you. Elphaba: Why? Glinda: Well... Well, because everyone will be there. And don't tell me you have nothing to wear. Because you could wear this. Glinda: I mean, it goes with everything you own. Glinda: It's really, uh, sharp, don't you think? You know, black, is this year's pink. You deserve each other, this hat and you, you're both so... Smart. You deserve each other, so here, Glinda: Out of the goodness of my heart.
Elphaba, Glinda: I wanna be in this hoi polloi. Elphaba: So I'll be back for good someday. Glinda: To make my life and make my way. Elphaba, Glinda: But for today we'll wander and enjoy.
Glinda: Elphie! Elphie, the train is here! And it came with the cutest little man with mustache, you got to see him.
Glinda: It's good to see me, isn't it?
Glinda: Elphaba, this is so much bigger than us. Why couldn't you have stayed calm for once, instead or flying off the handle?
Elphaba: As someone told me lately: "Everyone deserves the chance to fly". And if I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free.
Elphaba: So if you care to find me, look to the western sky! As someone told me lately: "Everyone deserves a chance to *fly*!".
Glinda: Elphaba, this is so much bigger than us. Why couldn't you have stayed calm for once, instead of flying off the handle?
Shiz Students: Dear Galinda, you are just too good! How do you stand it? I don't think I could! She's a terror, she's a tartar! We don't mean to show a bias, but Galinda, you're a martyr! Glinda: Well... these things are sent to try us!
Glinda: I don't see why you can't teach us history instead of always harping on the past.
