Lloyd Christmas: There's gonna be chicks all over us. It's gonna be so faggy, I don't think I can stand it.
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Lloyd Christmas: George Washington... He only invented money.
Lloyd Christmas: There's gonna be chicks all over us. It's gonna be so faggy, I don't think I can stand it.
Harry Dunne: Yeah. I like a woman with some meat on her bones.
Mr. Moffitt: I can turn all the faucets on in my house. Even the hose.
Doctor: Come on out, you little bastard.
Harry Dunne: I like your outfit, Mr. Polar Bear.
Lloyd Christmas: George Washington... He only invented money.
Harry Dunne: Yeah. I like a woman with some meat on her bones.
Mr. Moffitt: I can turn all the faucets on in my house. Even the hose.
Doctor: Come on out, you little bastard.
Harry Dunne: I like your outfit, Mr. Polar Bear.
Lloyd Christmas: There's gonna be chicks all over us. It's gonna be so faggy, I don't think I can stand it.
Lloyd: No! Wait - save it for the Tooth Fairy. Harry: I happen to know for a fact that my mother is the Tooth Fairy. Lloyd: No way! Your mom's the Tooth Fairy? Harry: Yeah, she flies around at night while I'm asleep. Lloyd: Well nice to meet you. I'm Lloyd Christmas. Harry: Well, I'll be. Here I am bragging about how my mom's the Tooth Fairy and you're dad's Santa Claus!
Lloyd Christmas: Somebody chipped my tooth! Harry: How do you think I feel? Somebody bit me in the forehead!
Lloyd Christmas: You know, you're the first person I ever brought here, Harry. Harry Dunne: Is this your special place? Lloyd Christmas: No, I just usually eat in the crapper. Yeah. Saves time. Out with the old, in with the new.
Lloyd: This is my Mohawk friend, Turk. He's part of the "Cool Crowd". Lloyd: Hey, Kimosabe! Turk: Shut up, Ass-Face. Lloyd: That's the Iroquois name he gave me for having the strong face of an ass.
Lewis: Aah. Harry Dunne: Whoa! The half boy / half horse. Lloyd Christmas: Oh! That's more of what we're looking for. Harry Dunne: He's *super* special. Lewis: Well... I mean, I got to get a job anyway. So if I - if I sign your thing, I can just come and go whenever I want to? Lloyd Christmas: You were born free, and free you shall remain.
Jessica's Mom: I see you like my rolls. Harry: Yeah. I like a woman with some meat on her bones.
Ms. Heller: The band sounds awful. Principal Collins: Ha ha. I sold the wood instruments for Hawaiian Air tickets.
Lloyd: Whoa! Look at Jessica, look at her milk bubbles, and her shorts are really short! Harry Dunne: I know... Lloyd: Yea, last time I wore shorts that short, I got beat up!
