Max Fischer: I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
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Max Fischer: I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
Max Fischer: My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety's Harvard.
Why dincha just piss off, Fischer? Ya dotty wee skid mark! Max Fischer: Is that Latin?
Herman Blume: Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days
Max Fischer: Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.
Max Fischer: I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?
Magnus Buchan: I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin' plays.
Max Fischer: Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
Dirk Calloway: Oh yeah and with friends like you who needs friends?
Rosemary Cross: You know, you and Herman deserve each other. You're both little children.
Herman Blume: 112 pounds. Black hair. Glasses... Oval face.
Herman Blume: She's sweet, but she's fucked-up.
Max Fischer: We both have dead people in our families.
Bert Fischer: That's my son. That's my Maxie.
Herman Blume: Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream I would have sons like these.
Dirk Calloway: I just wanted to say, I'm sorry I threw rocks at you that day.
Herman Blume: She's in love with a dead guy anyway.
Max Fischer: I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!
Max Fischer: I don't give a shit about the barracudas, fuck it! I'm building it anyway.
Dirk Calloway: I know about you and the teacher.
Herman Blume: Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced.
Bert Fischer: Are you fond of that moustache?
Max Fischer: I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
Max Fischer: My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety's Harvard.
Herman Blume: Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days
Max Fischer: I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?
Magnus Buchan: I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin' plays.
Max Fischer: Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
Dirk Calloway: Oh yeah and with friends like you who needs friends?
Rosemary Cross: You know, you and Herman deserve each other. You're both little children.
Max Fischer: We both have dead people in our families.
Herman Blume: 112 pounds. Black hair. Glasses... Oval face.
Herman Blume: She's sweet, but she's fucked-up.
Herman Blume: She's in love with a dead guy anyway.
Bert Fischer: That's my son. That's my Maxie.
Herman Blume: Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream I would have sons like these.
Dirk Calloway: I just wanted to say, I'm sorry I threw rocks at you that day.
Max Fischer: Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.
Max Fischer: I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?
Herman Blume: 112 pounds. Black hair. Glasses... Oval face.
Rosemary Cross: You know, you and Herman deserve each other. You're both little children.
Max Fischer: We both have dead people in our families.
Herman Blume: She's in love with a dead guy anyway.
Bert Fischer: That's my son. That's my Maxie.
Dirk Calloway: I just wanted to say, I'm sorry I threw rocks at you that day.
Max Fischer: I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!
Max Fischer: I don't give a shit about the barracudas, fuck it! I'm building it anyway.
Rosemary Cross: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me? Max Fischer: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
Herman Blume: What's his name again? Dr. Nelson Guggenheim: Max Fischer. Herman Blume: Sharp little guy. Dr. Nelson Guggenheim: He's one of the worst students we've got.
Max Fischer: The truth is, neither one of us has the slightest idea where this relationship is going. We can't predict the future. Rosemary Cross: We don't have a relationship. Max Fischer: But we're friends. Rosemary Cross: Yes, and that's all we're *going* to be. Well, yes... Max Fischer: That's all I meant by "relationship." You want me to grab a dictionary?
Dr. Peter Flynn: I understand you're a neurosurgeon. Bert Fischer: No, I'm a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake.
Dr. Peter Flynn: I didn't know we were going to dinner. Max Fischer: Well, that's because you weren't invited.
Rosemary Cross: Do you think we're going to have sex? Max Fischer: That's a kinda cheap way to put it. Rosemary Cross: Not if you've ever fucked before, it isn't.
Herman Blume: Why did you ask me to come here? Max Fischer: Oh, I was going to drop that tree on you. Herman Blume: That big one? Max Fischer: Yeah. Herman Blume: It would've flattened me like a pancake.
Herman Blume: Take it easy, Max. Rosemary Cross: You were the one that ordered him a whiskey and soda. Max Fischer: So what's wrong with that? I can write a hit play. Why can't I have a little drink to unwind myself?
Rosemary Cross: I'll show you the door. Max Fischer: I'll just go back out the window.
Ernie: What kind of fish? Max Fischer: Barracuda, stingrays, electric eels, trout, hammerheads, piranha, giant squid, octopi... Herman Blume: Piranhas? Really? Max Fischer: Yes, I'm talking to a guy in South America.
Max Fischer: What was your major? Rosemary Cross: I didn't have a major, but my thesis was on Latin American economic policy. Max Fischer: Oh, that's interesting. Did you hear that they're not going to teach Latin anymore? Rosemary Cross: This was more like Central America. Max Fischer: Oh, Central American what-not.
Rosemary Cross: So, what do you think of Max's latest opus? Herman Blume: It's good. But, let's hope its got a happy ending.
Max Fischer: So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross? Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together. Max Fischer: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.
