Shelby: Say it, Michael. Michael: Say it? Shelby: I won't do it unless you say it. Michael: I'm sorry. I'm having a little bit of trouble concentrating here. What is it exactly you want me to say? Shelby: You know. Those three... little... words... Michael: Those three little words... Hold on a minute. Shelby: What? What's wrong? Michael: I'm sorry. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Shelby: Why are you acting like this? Michael: Shelby, I like you. I like you a lot. But things are just moving a little too fast. I'm just not ready to say, "I love you". Shelby: What makes you think I want you to say, "I love you"? Michael: Oh, come on. Back there. You wouldn't do it because I wouldn't say those three little words. Shelby: You colossal moron! "Suck... my... cock". Michael: Oh, suck my cock! Suck my cock! Suck my cock! Suck my cock!
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Kyle: I fuck and fuck and can't get relief.
Michael: Natalie, get out of there! Save yourself! It's the dick of death!
Kyle: I'm going to hurt you tonight!
Jill: Call me "mistress", you disgusting little worm!
Kyle: Two things I hate: Chicks who want commitment, and asshoIes who want to borrow money.
Jan: Blaine! Get your penis out of the tartar sauce!
Kyle: I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.
Natalie: You're under arrest, you sick fuck!
Michael: Oh great! These will go well with my Horny Devil socks.
Jill: I know about boys like you, you don't take books seriously.
Jill: One whack for every day overdue.
Jill: The Scarlet Letter, great inspiration in those pages. It's an excellent Choice.
Jill: That's right. You should think long think long and hard about what you did. You naughty boy.
Steve: Don't worry buddy, you're at the Hard Rock. I mean this place rocks... hard.
Kyle: I fuck and fuck and can't get relief.
Kyle: I'm going to hurt you tonight!
Michael: Natalie, get out of there! Save yourself! It's the dick of death!
Kyle: Two things I hate: Chicks who want commitment, and asshoIes who want to borrow money.
Jan: Blaine! Get your penis out of the tartar sauce!
Kyle: I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.
Natalie: You're under arrest, you sick fuck!
Jill: Call me "mistress", you disgusting little worm!
Jill: I know about boys like you, you don't take books seriously.
Jill: One whack for every day overdue.
Jill: The Scarlet Letter, great inspiration in those pages. It's an excellent Choice.
Jill: That's right. You should think long think long and hard about what you did. You naughty boy.
Steve: Don't worry buddy, you're at the Hard Rock. I mean this place rocks... hard.
Michael: Oh great! These will go well with my Horny Devil socks.
Shelby: Say it, Michael. Michael: Say it? Shelby: I won't do it unless you say it. Michael: I'm sorry. I'm having a little bit of trouble concentrating here. What is it exactly you want me to say? Shelby: You know. Those three... little... words... Michael: Those three little words... Hold on a minute. Shelby: What? What's wrong? Michael: I'm sorry. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Shelby: Why are you acting like this? Michael: Shelby, I like you. I like you a lot. But things are just moving a little too fast. I'm just not ready to say, "I love you". Shelby: What makes you think I want you to say, "I love you"? Michael: Oh, come on. Back there. You wouldn't do it because I wouldn't say those three little words. Shelby: You colossal moron! "Suck... my... cock". Michael: Oh, suck my cock! Suck my cock! Suck my cock! Suck my cock!
Michael: You are going to have sex with the first woman you see. First woman you see, first woman you see. Michael: OK, second woman you see. The second woman you see.
Natalie: I'm falling for Kyle. Michael: What? Natalie: He's actually sweet. Michael: Sweet? The guy screws women while they're barfing!
Jill: That's right, you are a doodle bug. Michael: I'm not a doodle bug. Jill: That's what you are, just a little dirty bug.
Jill: I don't know, I'm just not feeling it. Something's... missing. Granny: Here's grammy! Michael: That's it, no more redheads. No more redheads ever.
Kyle: Mike, I want my ball. Michael: Kyle, I understand that but look on the bright side, you still have one healthy one. Kyle: You don't understand, I want it! I want to take it home with me. The nurses said I can't do that. Michael: It's not a tooth, Kyle. Kyle: It belongs to me! I miss it. Please get my nut.
Jill: You don't respect books. Michael: I love books, Jill: You break their bindings, and you doodle in their margins.
Kyle: This is fantastic, you're like a big bad dominatrix and everything. I can't wait to get to this. Come on show me what you've got. Jill: I don't know. I think something's missing.
Jill: You said it, we're on the same wavelength. Michael: Oh yeah. All that wavelength stuff. To be frankly honest with you, I was just saying that to get you into bed. Jill: That is not very nice, Infact that is downright naughty.
Michael: I know that you would probably just like to have me hanging around so you can... Michael: beat the ever living shit our of me.
Michael: I gotta tell you Jill. This is a little unexpected. Jill: Call me Mistress, you disgusting little worm.
Kyle: Man, I hate this shade of lipstick - it stays on your dick for like a week! Natalie: : Then you should try our hypo-allergenic cleanser.
Kyle: Cherry, come here! Come here, Cherry. Hey, sit down. This is MichaeI. And she's a student. Cherry: Right now I'm concentrating on my actressing.
Jill: You've been a bad bad boy, Michael: No no no, I haven't. I've been a very good boy. Jill: You had an overdue library book.
Sikh Elvis Chaplain: By the power vested in me by Allah, and the state of Nevada, I now pronounce you... husband and... wwwwwwife, my friend!
