Jarrod: I almost came as a shark actually, but then I realized an eagle's slightly better.
出自電影《鷹與鯊魚》 的經典對白。
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Jarrod: I almost came as a shark actually, but then I realized an eagle's slightly better.
Jarrod: It's time to pay the piper. He's gonna reap what he sowed, and it sure ain't corn. Or wheat.
Jarrod: You're a bitch and you're going to die of diabetes!
Lily: Some people don't have sleeping bags.
Jarrod: That was some pretty good sex last night, huh?
Jarrod: I almost came as a shark actually, but then I realized an eagle's slightly better.
Jarrod: It's time to pay the piper. He's gonna reap what he sowed, and it sure ain't corn. Or wheat.
Jarrod: You're a bitch and you're going to die of diabetes!
Lily: Some people don't have sleeping bags.
Jarrod: That was some pretty good sex last night, huh?
Jarrod: Bitch! Nancy: Cock hole! Jarrod: Bitch! Nancy: Cock hole! Jarrod: Don't call me cock hole, bitch!
Jarrod: Well, I suppose I should say a few words... Nancy: Why? Jarrod: Now we're all here, I'd just like to say that I'm really happy that we're all together under the same roof. It's always great to come home. And I'd also like to say that this Saturday I will be having a scheduled fight with Eric Elisi, the Samoan. Nancy: Oh, yeah. He used to beat you up. Mason: And me. Jarrod: Yeah, and him. He was the toughest guy at our school. He used to pick on quite a few people, actually. Anyway, you're all invited to attend, it'd be great to see you there. Thank you. Zane: Why are you fighting him, Uncle? Jarrod: Well Zane, basically, I'm gonna restore honour to the family name. To your family name. Zane: My family name's Davis. Eh, Dad? Doug Davis: Yep. Dangerous Davis, back in the day. Nancy: Yeah, I'm a Davis too. Jarrod: Yeah well it doesn't matter, does it? We're family. That's what matters.
Jonah: Take me away from here. Lily: Where? Jonah: Anywhere. Help me escape. Lily: Okay. Where should we go? Jonah: Where do you want to go? Lily: Home, I want to go home. Jonah: Ah, home's horrible. You must want to go somewhere else. Lily: Mmm, dunno. Australia? Jonah: Nah, not there. My ex-wife lives there. Lily: What, is she alive? Jonah: Who cares about her, she's a lesbian.


