Ethan: You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname.
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Ethan: You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname.
Ethan: I had a nickname for you! You wanna know what it was? I'm not going to tell you. All right, it was "Laser."
Ethan: I have copies! I'm not afraid to expel you!
Ethan: I just need a woman's POV on the whole "sitch"
Ethan: You are so awesome, your room is so awesome, your phone is kick-ass, and you know what? I love you.
Ethan: There goes Dave the Liar, I eff-ed his old girlfriend!
Sam: I have something to say to you... and I think that it's important that I say it out of the cage.
Stoned Test Taker: Look, I'm pretty sure I'm in the wrong class but I got to say that was beautiful.
Ethan: The dirty old whore told me to do it!
Head T.A. Philip: Eyes on my own paper, eyes on my own paper. Joe Shmo has no answers for you.
Jeff: One... two... three... four hard nipples
Valerie Patton: I love to suck cock. And I arrange flowers.
Angry Neighbor: Hey, New Wave boy! Shut the fuck up!
Ethan: You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname.
Ethan: I had a nickname for you! You wanna know what it was? I'm not going to tell you. All right, it was "Laser."
Dave: A whore? How am I a whore?
Valerie Patton: I love to suck cock. And I arrange flowers.
Mrs. Van Graaf: Kiss my nipple, honey.
Dave: FUCK! How am I a whore?
Ethan: I have copies! I'm not afraid to expel you!
Ethan: I just need a woman's POV on the whole "sitch"
Ethan: You are so awesome, your room is so awesome, your phone is kick-ass, and you know what? I love you.
Ethan: There goes Dave the Liar, I eff-ed his old girlfriend!
Sam: I have something to say to you... and I think that it's important that I say it out of the cage.
Stoned Test Taker: Look, I'm pretty sure I'm in the wrong class but I got to say that was beautiful.
Ethan: The dirty old whore told me to do it!
Head T.A. Philip: Eyes on my own paper, eyes on my own paper. Joe Shmo has no answers for you.
Jeff: One... two... three... four hard nipples
Angry Neighbor: Hey, New Wave boy! Shut the fuck up!
Freakin' Hobo: I'm not gonna eat that shit, you fuckin' retard. Ethan: No one calls me a retard, ya FREAKIN' HOBO!
Reanna: Remember what I always say, show the boobs and work the ass. Angela: I have no boobs. Reanna: You're right, well just work the ass.
Dave: I brought you coffee. Ethan: I don't touch that stuff. Dave: Can I come in? Ethan: No. No one comes into Ethan's room. Ethan's rules. Dave: What's that smell? Ethan: Maybe it's the smell of your ass getting kicked out of school.
Jeff: Yoo-hoo, it's Steve Pasternack, looking for Angela! Angela, please! Reanna: Do I fucking know you? Jeff: Uh, I lent Angela my notebook, because I take such world "famous" notes. So I was wondering if I could... are you busy with something? Reanna: Yeah. I was masturbating. Jeff: Heh. Hoo! Masturbating. In the dorms. Well, that's what you get when you go to art school.
Ethan: Angela? Weird! Angela: Ethan? What are you doing here? Ethan: Well, I'm in the food service industry, and I like bums, so it's kinda my duty.
Angela: Ethan, what is this, is this a hair doll? Ethan: I didn't make that! It fell out of your hair that way!
Ethan: He's in my seat. Head T.A. Philip: Yeah... and we're grown-ups. We don't argue over seats. Now go sit over there. There are plenty of empty seats there.


