Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Sex and golf are the two things you don't have to be good at to enjoy
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Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Sex and golf are the two things you don't have to be good at to enjoy
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: When a defining moment comes along you define the moment or the moment defines you.
Molly: Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?
Doreen: You're not one of those women who tries to fix men, I hope. I mean, men cannot be fixed, and especially him.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: It's a lock! I hit my 7-iron like John Daly hits the 3.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Does my inner child need a spanking?
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: I assume I have the confidentiality of the doctor-client privilege in regards to this outfit?
Romeo Posar: Now THAT was a defining moment. And the definition was "shit."
Dewey: Winner, winner! Chicken Dinner!
Romeo Posar: You'd bury yourself in lye just to prove you could handle the shovel.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Sex and golf are the two things you don't have to be good at to enjoy
Molly: Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?
Doreen: You're not one of those women who tries to fix men, I hope. I mean, men cannot be fixed, and especially him.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: It's a lock! I hit my 7-iron like John Daly hits the 3.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Does my inner child need a spanking?
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: I assume I have the confidentiality of the doctor-client privilege in regards to this outfit?
Romeo Posar: Now THAT was a defining moment. And the definition was "shit."
Dewey: Winner, winner! Chicken Dinner!
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Nice par, David.
Romeo Posar: You'd bury yourself in lye just to prove you could handle the shovel.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: When a defining moment comes along you define the moment or the moment defines you.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Well, I tend to think of the golf swing as a poem. Clint: Ooh, he's doing that poetry thing again. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: The critical opening phrase of this poem will always be the grip. Which the hands unite to form a single unit by the simple overlap of the little finger. Lowly and slowly the clubhead is led back. Pulled into position not by the hands, but by the body which turns away from the target shifting weight to the right side without shifting balance. Tempo is everything; perfection unobtainable as the body coils down at the top of the swing. Theres a slight hesitation. A little nod to the gods. Dr. Molly Griswold: A, a nod to the gods? Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Yeah, to the gods. That he is fallible. That perfection is unobtainable. And now the weight begins shifting back to the left pulled by the powers inside the earth. It's alive, this swing! A living sculpture and down through contact, always down, striking the ball crisply, with character. A tuning fork goes off in your heart and your balls. Such a pure feeling is the well-struck golf shot. Now the follow through to finish. Always on line. The reverse C of the Golden Bear! The steel workers' power and brawn of Carl Sandburg's. Arnold Palmer! Romeo Posar: Unnhh, he's doing the Arnold Palmer thing. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: End the unfinished symphony of Roy McAvoy.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: If I had it to do all over again, I'd still hit that shot. Romeo: Man, you'd bury yourself alive just to prove you could handle the shovel.
Dr. Molly Griswold: Roy, Roy... why are you here? Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Therapy. Dr. Molly Griswold: You've come for therapy? Okay, look, Roy, you know, you really need to make an appointment. Because I have a client in a half an hour. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: That's enough time. Thirty minutes? Hell, I'm not THAT fucked up.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Look, I love Earl, okay, but... I need you. Romeo Posar: You don't love me? Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Yeah, yeah, I-I love you too, goddammit. Romeo Posar: Well, as much as Earl? Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: I don't know! I mean, when I was with Earl, I was thinking of you... Yes, uh, as much as Earl. More than Earl. More than Earl. Romeo Posar: Am I special? Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Well, if you can remove the sexual overtones and add a golf theme, then Romeo, I am your Juliet.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: I got time for a quick bucket? US Open Starter: Tee it up. Romeo: Man, it took awhile to get you off the floor this morning, hoss. And may I say you don't handle the hooch like you used to. Romeo: Oh yeah, I saw this hole on TV. Just hit the big dog the hell up the chute. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: No, I've learned my lesson. Just going to play it safe, smart, conservative, fairways and greens.Give me the 2-Iron. Romeo: Are you sure? Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Yeah. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Be humble, be humble. Romeo: 83. Well, you're humble now, holmes. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: I was hungover. Romeo: Well... that may have been a coaching error on my part. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Yeah, I think maybe it was. Thanks, amigo.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: This is for Venturi who thinks I should lay up. Romeo: What does he know? He only won this tournament before you were born.
Romeo Posar: Well, David Simms may be a "soulless robot", but he's a rich, happy, soulless robot... with a beautiful doctor lady girlfried. Besides, how's getting in the Open going to change what she thinks about you? Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Well, it'll show her that I'm not who she thinks I am. Romeo Posar: But you are who she thinks you are!
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Okay, so how do I do it? Therapy, I mean, I mean, wh - how do I start doing it? Dr. Molly Griswold: Ooo-kay, Roy. Well, in parlance you might understand, just kick back and let the big dog eat. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Suppose there's this guy, and he's standing on the shore of a big wide river, and the... river's full of all manner of disaster, you know, piranhas, alligators, eddies, currents, shit like that... nobody'll even go down there to dip a toe. And on the other side of the river's a million bucks, and on this side of the river... is a rowboat. Dr. Molly Griswold: Mm-hmm? Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: I guess my question's this: What would possess the guy standing on the shore to swim for it? Dr. Molly Griswold: He is an idiot. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: No, see, he's a helluva swimmer. His problem's more like why does he always have to... rise to the challenge? Dr. Molly Griswold: He is a juvenile idiot. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: You don't understand what I mean by the river. Dr. Molly Griswold: Roy, we're talking about you, and what you like to call your inner demons - that human frailty you like to blather about - not some mythopoetic metaphor you come up with in a... feeble and transparent effort to do yourself credit. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: You mean you're going to make me feel lousy? Dr. Molly Griswold: No. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: I came here to feel better. I mean, what kind of therapy is... Dr. Molly Griswold: Roy, Roy, Roy, you don't have any inner demons. What you have is inner crapola, inner debris... garbage... loose wires, a few... Dr. Molly Griswold: horseshit in staggering amounts.
Dr. Molly Griswold: I find him... mildly attractive when he's obnoxious and arrogant like this. Romeo Posar: Oh, good. That's his best side.
Dr. Molly Griswold: Oh... fuck! Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Well, you talk like a golfer. Here, try again. Dr. Molly Griswold: Shit! Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: "Fuck." "Shit." These are highly technical golf terms and you're using them on your first lesson. This is promising.
Dr. Molly Griswold: I'm a, like, terrible shrink, probably. I should have never gotten out of real estate, shit, actually, I should have never left Ohio for that cowboy in Amarillo, but... Have you ever been to Amarillo? Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Cowboy? Dr. Molly Griswold: Yeah. It's not as romantic when you're actually with one, trust me.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Fifteen years on the tour an' you're still a fuckin' pussy. Dave Simms: Thirteen years on the driving range and you still think this game is about your testosterone count.
Molly: Is this normal behavior for him? Earl: Well, the words "normal" and "him" don't often collide in the same sentence.
Dr. Molly Griswold: This is without a doubt the stupidest, silliest, most idiotic grotesquery masquerading as a game that has ever been invented. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Yes, ma'am, that's why I love it!
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: I'm gonna qualify for the U.S. Open and I'm gonna kick your boyfriend's ass! Dr. Molly Griswold: Please leave. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: And whatever you think of me, you should know that your boyfriend hates old people, children and dogs. And that broad is still out here crying in the exit room. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: You're still in the exit room.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: When was the last time you took a risk? Dr. Molly Griswold: Well, I'm with you, Roy. I'm with you.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: "Not tonight" means maybe some other night? Dr. Molly Griswold: No, I didn't mean it that like that. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Maybe consciously you didn't mean it that way, but how about unconsciously? Come on, you're the expert... did you mean it unconsciously? Dr. Molly Griswold: Roy, unconsciously, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Well, I feel we're making progress... Dr. Molly Griswold: Well, I do too. I have no idea what it's progress towards, though. None.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: This is everything, ain't it? This is the choice it comes down to - this is our immortality. Romeo Posar: You don't need to be thinking immortality - you need to be thinking hit the 7 iron!
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Do you find me sexy? Dr. Molly Griswold: You have your moments. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Well, you let me know which moments are my moments and I'll try and duplicate 'em.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Tell me you don't at least find me a little bit attractive? Dr. Molly Griswold: You have your moments. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Well, you tell me which moments are my moments and I'll try to duplicate them.
