Mr. Swackhammer: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!
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Mr. Swackhammer: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!
Tweety Bird: Ooh, I tawt I taw - I *did*, I did see Michael Jordan!
Michael Jordan: Thanks guys, you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.
Daffy Duck: But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!
Bill Murray: Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.
Stan Podalak: The mouse? He picked the mouse?
Foghorn Leghorn: Did you order the Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?
Woman Fan: This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.
Larry Johnson: I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-Rayed, Laser beamed...
Tweety Bird: Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born!
Monstar Pound: You ever heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man!
Bugs Bunny: Okay, okay, which one of you maroons has ever played basketball?
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, sure, let the little pipsqueaks knock themselves out.
Bugs Bunny: These little pipsqueaks just turned into superstars!
Daffy Duck: Looks like Stan just had a close encounter with a bug zapper.
Daffy Duck: l have, coach. And there's an important question l must ask you.
Daffy Duck: Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.
Bugs Bunny: Not real? lf l weren't real, could l do this?
Bugs Bunny: Let the doctor take a look. A little high. Going down!
Daffy Duck: So, what do you say we go for a little spin? Let's see what we got inside here.
James Jordan: Now that's a real fine school, a real fine school. You can get a first class education there.
Mr. Swackhammer: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!
Tweety Bird: Ooh, I tawt I taw - I *did*, I did see Michael Jordan!
Michael Jordan: Thanks guys, you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.
Daffy Duck: But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!
Bill Murray: Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.
Stan Podalak: The mouse? He picked the mouse?
Foghorn Leghorn: Did you order the Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?
Woman Fan: This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.
Larry Johnson: I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-Rayed, Laser beamed...
Tweety Bird: Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born!
Monstar Pound: You ever heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man!
Bugs Bunny: Okay, okay, which one of you maroons has ever played basketball?
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, sure, let the little pipsqueaks knock themselves out.
Foghorn Leghorn: YEOW-OW! Did you order the Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?
Bill Murray: It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it? Michael Jordan: No. Larry's white, so what? Bill Murray: Larry's not white. Larry's clear.
Daffy Duck: You think she's got enough toys? Bugs Bunny: Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shoits and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em? Daffy Duck: Yeah. Bugs Bunny: You ever see any money from all that stuff? Daffy Duck: Hah, not a cent! Bugs Bunny: Hmm... me neither. Daffy Duck: It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!
Daffy Duck: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks! Bugs Bunny: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks? Daffy Duck: So, sue me! It's just a suggestion.
Daffy Duck: Just how did you get here, anyway? Bill Murray: Producer's a friend of mine. He sent a Teamster to drop me off. Daffy Duck: Aha. Well, that's the way it goes.
Michael Jordan: What's going on here? Bugs Bunny: Why Michael, l thought you'd never ask! You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... WE NEED YOUR HELP! Michael Jordan: Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now. Bugs Bunny: Right. Bugs Bunny: And I'm a Shakespearean actor.
Charles Barkley: I promise I'll never swear again. I'll never get another technical. I'll never trash talk... Charles Barkley: I won't go out with Madonna again.
Charles Barkley: It was this girl, five-feet-nuthin'. Blocked my shot! Psychiatrist: When did you first start having this dream? Charles Barkley: It wasn't a dream, it really happened!
Nerdluck Bang: We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny. Nerdluck Nawt: Yeah, Bugs Bunny. Nerdluck Bang: Have you seen him? Nerdluck Blanko: Is he around? Bugs Bunny: Hmmm... Bugs Bunny... Bugs Bunny... Say, don't he have, uh, great big long ears... Bugs Bunny: like this? Nerdlucks: Yeah. Bugs Bunny: And does he hop around like this? Nerdlucks: Uh-huh. Bugs Bunny: And does he say, "What's up, doc?" like this? Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc? Nerdlucks: YEAH! Bugs Bunny: Nope, never heard of him. Nerdlucks: Aw... Bugs Bunny: Y'know, maybe there is no intelligent life out there in the univoise after all.
Sylvester: Suffering succotash! What's wrong with all of ya? I say... we get a ladder Sylvester: ... wait till the old lady gets out of the room... then grab that little bird! Bugs Bunny: Whoa, whoa! Take a deep breath, Sly!
Bill Murray: Okay, here's how I see it. Duck? Daffy Duck: Yes. Bill Murray: You kick it in to the girl bunny. Down in the post. Then you dish it back out to the guy bunny. Lola Bunny: Got it. Bill Murray: Swing it around to Mike, over here. You go to the hole and dominate! Michael Jordan: Bill! We're on defense! Bill Murray: Whoa ho ho! I don't play defense. Okay, you're gonna have to listen to Mike on this guys, listen up. Michael Jordan: Okay, somebody steal the ball, give it to me, and I'll score before time runs out. Bill Murray: Don't lose that confidence, okay, paws and wings in here, all right!
Player: That was a strikeout, Mike. But that was a good-looking strikeout. Real good. Player: I mean, you look good when you strike out, man. When I strike out, it looks nasty, man. But at least you look good, man.
Mr. Swackhammer: Alright, the party's over! Get in the spaceship! Michael Jordan: Why are you taking from this guy? Monstar Bupkus: Because he's bigger! Monstar Pound: He's bigger? Monstar Bang: Then, we *used* to be... Mr. Swackhammer: What are you doing? Michael Jordan: Had it in you all the time, didn't ya?
Daffy Duck: It's gut-check time! Bill Murray: This must be mine! Bill Murray: This belongs to me. I'm going left! I'm going left! I'm going left! Bill Murray: Don't ever trust an Earthling!
