Captain Lennox: We made one good looking kid. I know people say that a lot, but, wow. We made one good looking kid. Nice work.
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Optimus Prime: Sam, I owe you my life. We are in your debt.
Mikaela: Sam, wait! No matter what happens, I'm really glad I got in that car with you.
Optimus Prime: You left me no choice, brother.
Tooth Fairy Girl: Excuse me, are you the Tooth Fairy?
Glen: So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn't? Who hasn't?
Bobby Bolivia: A driver don't pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver. It's a mystical bond between man and machine.
Agent Simmons: She's a criminal. And criminals are HOT!
Sam Witwicky: You're gonna be okay... you're gonna be okay... RATCHET!
Glen's Cousin: I'm just the cousin. I'M JUST THE COUSIN!
Agent Simmons: You see this? This is a "Do whatever I want and get away with it" badge!
Glen Whitmann: Get off my grandmama's carpet! She don't like nobody on the carpet! Especially police!
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: I never seen this in my life! We need gunships on station ASAP!... Unknown, man, I don't... man, if you seen this shit!
Mikaela: You are the strangest boy I have ever met!
Jazz: It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Fall back!
Maggie Madsen: There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code...
Sam Witwicky: That's stupid. That was a stupid line. "There's more than meets the eye with you." Stupid.
Sam Witwicky: This isn't hiding! That's my backyard, not a truckstop!
Ratchet: I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize...
Captain Witwicky: We'll get to the Arctic first, lads! No sacrifice, no victory!
Mikaela: Remember those cars my dad used to teach me to fix? Well, they weren't always his.
Cafe' kid 1: I sure hope this guy's got asteroid insurance, 'cause he is SO boned!
Captain Lennox: No friggin' way that thing's still not down...
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: We got friendlies mixed with baddies. This is gonna be WILD...
Maggie Madsen: You have to let me talk to Keller before you go to war with the wrong country!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: You been talkin' about barbecue gators and crickets for the last two weeks, I am NEVER goin' to your mama's house, Fig.
Sam Witwicky: I was wondering if, if I could ride you home... I, I mean if I could give you a ride home!
Sam Witwicky: Um yeah, Satan's Camaro? It's stalking me!
Sam Witwicky: Not so tough without a head, are ya?
Bobby Bolivia: Let me tell you something, Sam.Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those hoods.
Sam Witwicky: I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine. I prefer it, actually.
Keller: Gentlemen, they know the Cube is here.
Captain Lennox: Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'm gonna be home soon, okay?
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Check out this crossover, like Jordan in his prime going through the front line...!
Bobby Bolivia: Don't go Ricci Ricardo on me man!
Captain Lennox: We made one good looking kid. I know people say that a lot, but, wow. We made one good looking kid. Nice work.
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: When I took that picture, I think it saw me. It looked right at me.
Enlisted Aide: I joined the Air Force to bring The Man Ding-Dongs...
Judy Witwicky: They've got to get their hands off my bush!
Judy Witwicky: You hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
Sam Witwicky: ...and the compass makes uh... a great gift for Columbus Day...
The President: Yeah, could you wrangle me up some Ding-Dongs, darlin'?
Cafe' kid 1: Can anyone get me a space rock?
I'm all right, lads...! Captain Witwicky: Men! We've made a discovery!
Mr. Hosney: Okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow, might not. Sleep in fear tonight.
Miles: Hey, I called shotgun! Bros before hoes, man!
Optimus Prime: Sam, I owe you my life. We are in your debt.
Optimus Prime: You left me no choice, brother.
Mikaela: Sam, wait! No matter what happens, I'm really glad I got in that car with you.
Tooth Fairy Girl: Excuse me, are you the Tooth Fairy?
Glen: So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn't? Who hasn't?
Megatron: Disgusting!
Bobby Bolivia: A driver don't pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver. It's a mystical bond between man and machine.
Optimus Prime: Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called... Earth. Optimus Prime: But we were already too late...
Ironhide: You have a rodent infestation. Sam Witwicky: A what? Ironhide: Shall I terminate? Sam Witwicky: No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas. Ironhide: He's leaked lubricants all over my foot! Hmmph! Sam Witwicky: He peed on you? Bad Mojo! Bad! Ironhide: Bad Mojo! Ugh, my foot's gonna rust...
Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet? USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Pocket! Captain Lennox: Which pocket? USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: MY BACK POCKET! Captain Lennox: You got like ten back pockets! USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!
Judy Witwicky: Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating? Ron Witwicky: Judy... Sam Witwicky: Was I master... No, Mom! Ron Witwicky: Zip it, okay? Judy Witwicky: It's okay... Sam Witwicky: No, I don't masturbate! Ron Witwicky: That's not something for you to bring up. Judy Witwicky: Okay. Ron Witwicky: That's a father-and-son thing, okay? Sam Witwicky: Father-son thing... Judy Witwicky: I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable... you can call it Sam's happy time or... Sam Witwicky: Happy time? Judy Witwicky: ...my special alone time... Ron Witwicky: Judy, stop! Judy Witwicky: ...with myself. Sam Witwicky: Mom, you can't come in and... Judy Witwicky: I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.
Mikaela: Oh, God! We're gonna die! We're gonna die! Sam Witwicky: No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die. Trust me. He's a kick-ass driver! Sam Witwicky: Oh, my God! No! We're gonna die!
Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist: Ironhide. Ironhide: You feelin' lucky, punk? Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide... Ironhide: Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Mikaela: Why are you here? Optimus Prime: We are here looking for the All Spark. And we must find it before Megatron. Sam Witwicky: Mega-what? Optimus Prime: Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the All Spark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him... Sam Witwicky: My grandfather. Optimus Prime: It was an accident that intertwined our fates. Optimus Prime: Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve the Cube. Optimus Prime: He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were imprinted on his glasses. Sam Witwicky: How did you know about his glasses? Optimus Prime: eBay. Sam Witwicky: eBay... Ratchet: If the Decepticons find the All Spark, they will use its power to transform Earth's machines and build a new army. Optimus Prime: And the human race will be extinguished. Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival. Mikaela: Please tell me that you have those glasses?
Barricade: Are you username: LadiesMan217? Sam Witwicky: I don't know what you're talking about! Barricade: ARE YOU USERNAME: LADIESMAN217? Sam Witwicky: Yeah... Barricade: Where is the eBay item 21153? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?
Ron Witwicky: I've got a little surprise for you, son. Sam Witwicky: No, no, no, no! Dad! Oh, you've got to be kidding me! Ron Witwicky: Yeah, I am. You're not getting a Porsche!
Optimus Prime: It's you and me, Megatron... Megatron: No, it's just ME, Prime! Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall! Megatron: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!
Frenzy: Stupid insects tried to shoot me... found a clue to the All Spark... Frenzy: Witwicky - he has seen our language... Witwicky search... Frenzy: We must find LadiesMan217! Go, go, go!
Bobby Bolivia: I'll let you have it for $5,000. Ron Witwicky: No, I'm not going above $4,000. Bobby Bolivia: The door just closed. Bobby Bolivia: Get out of the car. Sam Witwicky: Wait a minute? I thought you said "the car chooses its owner.", Bobby Bolivia: Yeah, well sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap-ass father!
Bobby Bolivia: Hey Manny! Manny: What? Bobby Bolivia: Get your cousin outta that clown costume. Havin' that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks. Clown: I'm hot! Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes!
Optimus Prime: Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendent of Archibald Witwicky? Mikaela: They know your name! Sam Witwicky: Yeah. Optimus Prime: My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybertron. Ratchet: But you can call us "Autobots", for short.
Optimus Prime: Our medical officer: Ratchet. Ratchet: The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.
Agent Simmons: Ooh. Nokias are real nasty. You've gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai... Maggie Madsen: Nokia's from Finland. Keller: Yes, but he's, you know, a little strange. He's a little strange.
Mikaela: What is it? Sam Witwicky: It's a robot. You know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese. Yeah, it's definitely Japanese. Mikaela: What are you doing? Sam Witwicky: I don't think it wants to hurt us. He would've done that already. Mikaela: Really? Well, do you speak robot? Because they just had, like, a giant droid death match!
Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron... Megatron: Where is the Cube? Starscream: The humans have taken it! Megatron: You fail me yet again, Starscream... GET THEM!
Agent Simmons: Last night at the station, you told the officer your car transformed. Enlighten me. Sam Witwicky: Well, here's what I said, okay? 'Cause this is a total misunderstanding that my car had been stolen... Agent Simmons: Really? Sam Witwicky: ...from me, from my home, but it's fine now because it's back! It came back! Mikaela: Well, not by itself. Sam Witwicky: Well, no. Mikaela: Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy. Agent Simmons: So what do you kids know about aliens, huh?
Starscream: This is Starscream: All Decepticons, mobilize. Barricade: Barricade en-route... Devastator: Devastator reporting... Bonecrusher: Bonecrusher rolling... Blackout: Blackout incoming... All hail Megatron!
Ironhide: The parents are very irritating... Ratchet: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... Ironhide: Can I take them out? Optimus Prime: Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you? Ironhide: Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.
Sam Witwicky: You A-holes are in trouble now. Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime: Taking the children was a BAD move! Autobots, relieve them of their weapons!
Captain Lennox: Take him to his car! Tom Banachek: Whoa whoa whoa... Agent Simmons: Drop your weapon, solider. There's an alien war going on and you're gonna shot me? Captain Lennox: You know, we didn't ask to be here. Agent Simmons: I'm ordering you under S-Seven executive jurisdiction... USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: S-7 don't exist! Captain Lennox: Right, and we don't take orders from people that don't exist. Agent Simmons: I'm gonna count to five, okay... Captain Lennox: Well, I'm gonna count to three.
Mikaela: That was, uh... that was really awesome. Sam Witwicky: Felt awesome. Mikaela: Are you okay? Sam Witwicky: No, I'm not okay alright? I'm losin' my mind a little bit. Gettin' chased by my car right now, gotta go!
Captain Lennox: This is an emergency Pentagon call! The Pentagon, do you understand-? Captain Lennox: I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD! International Operator: Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all. I'm going to ask you to speak very clearly into the mouthpiece... Captain Lennox: I'm in the middle of a war! This is friggin' ridiculous!
Bobby Bolivia: Son, I'm a lot of things. A liar's not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. Hey, Mammy! Bobby Bolivia: Oh don't be like that! If I had a rock I'd bust your head bitch. I tell you man, she deaf. You know.
Jazz: What's crackin' little bitches? Optimus Prime: My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz. Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it!
