Crazy Eyes: I thought we were watching Scooby Doo.
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Crazy Eyes: I thought we were watching Scooby Doo.
Emilio: I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.
Preston Blake: I'm gonna get to the top of Everest, if it's the last thing I do!
Jan: Where were you kicking? I ain't got no balls, dummy.
Emilio: Usually, when you are black out drunk you don't dream... or so I read.
Damn, these things are fast! Crazy Eyes: I'm all right!
Crazy Eyes: I wasn't talking to you, Deeds. I was talking to that squirrel over there.
Babe: Awww, he's choking. We should leave.
Emilio: Here are some aspirins, Mr. Deeds. They make your head seem smaller.
Longfellow Deeds: It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
Crazy Eyes: Time heals all things... except these crazy eyes.
Chuck Cedar: If I lose control of this company, it will be catastrophic.
Longfellow Deeds: Handshakes are for strangers, pal. We hug around here, buddy. What's up? What's up?
Emilio: That is my mother's name... That is my birth date... That is my MONEY?
Longfellow Deeds: I promise to love you for fifty years more / Even when your bosoms sag down to the floor.
Longfellow Deeds: # This is major Tom to ground control / I'm stepping through the door #
Longfellow Deeds: I got wicked bad frost bite when I was in the scouts. Check it out.
Babe: I was gonna tell you, Deeds...
Crazy Eyes: Peanut butter and gumballs, nice combo.
Longfellow Deeds: I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!
Cecil Anderson: For heeeere am I sitting in a tin can... Faaar above the World... Planet Earth is Blue and there's Nothing I can do...
Emilio: I will do good things, good things for everyone. Free flamenco lessons for all!
Crazy Eyes: I thought we were watching Scooby Doo.
Emilio: I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.
Emilio: Usually, when you are black out drunk you don't dream... or so I read.
Babe: Awww, he's choking. We should leave.
Crazy Eyes: I wasn't talking to you, Deeds. I was talking to that squirrel over there.
Emilio: Here are some aspirins, Mr. Deeds. They make your head seem smaller.
Longfellow Deeds: It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
Crazy Eyes: Time heals all things... except these crazy eyes.
Preston Blake: I'm gonna get to the top of Everest, if it's the last thing I do!
Jan: Where were you kicking? I ain't got no balls, dummy.
Babe: "Hard to breathe / Feels like floating / So full of love my heart's exploding. / Mouth is dry / Hands are shaking / My heart is yours for the taking. / Acting weird / Not myself / Dancing around like the Keebler elf. / Finally time / for this poor schlubb / To know how it feels to fall in lub." Longfellow Deeds: I couldn't find any other words that rhyme with "schlub..." Babe: Oh, Deeds... oh, I am so sorry... Longfellow Deeds: No, don't be... I mean, that was my first kiss too...
Babe: You must be Jan. My name is... Jan: I know who you are. Wham-Bam Dawson, a.k.a. Little Miss Slut-slut. Babe: Okay, I deserved that... Jan: Do you have any idea how much you hurt him? You're not getting anywhere near that boy. Babe: I have to find him, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Jan: There's a lot I can do to stop you. Babe: He needs to know how bad I feel, and I would go to the end of the earth, I would do anything, *anything*, to take back what I did to him. Jan: ...I'm sorry? All I heard was, "blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp."
Longfellow Deeds: Crazy Eyes. Crazy Eyes: Hey, Deeds. Longfellow Deeds: How you doin', pal? I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it. Crazy Eyes: Oh, yes. French Fries and Oreos, you know me all too well, Deeds.
Emilio: The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever. Longfellow Deeds: Oh, yeah. I've heard that before
Longfellow Deeds: You, sir. What did you want to be when you grew up? Shareholder: I wanted to be veterinarian. Longfellow Deeds: Cool. Why did you want to do that? Shareholder: I wanted to help sick animals. Longfellow Deeds: And what do you do now? Shareholder: I own a chain of slaughterhouses. Longfellow Deeds: Kind of went the other way on that one. Longfellow Deeds: Anyone else? Shareholder: I wanted to be a magician! Longfellow Deeds: What do you do now? Shareholder: I operate a pornographic website. Longfellow Deeds: I guess that makes people happy too, in a much grosser way.
Mac McGrath: Are you gonna see him again tonight? Babe, aka "Pam Dawson": Yes. I'm calling him around 4. It's when I get off work. Remember, I am Pam Dawson, virgin school nurse from Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa. Mac McGrath: Ha ha, that's priceless... YOU a VIRGIN! Ha ha ha!
Chuck Cedar: We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds. Murph: Wow! Is that's Deeds's first name? Cecil Anderson: Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds's first name. Murph: Well, I don't know Deeds's first name, maybe it's Greg. Cecil Anderson: Maybe it's Longfellow. Murph: Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up? Chuck Cedar: No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.
Babe: "Hard to breathe / Feels like floating..." Reuben: "So full of love my heart's exploding..." Emilio: "Mouth is dry / Hands are shaking..." Cecil Anderson: "My heart is yours for the taking..." Nazo, the Italian Delivery Man: "Acting weird / Not myself..." Jan: "Dancing around like the Keebler elf..." Longfellow Deeds: "Finally time / for this poor schlubb / To know how it feels to fall in lub."
Mac McGrath: Well, it was quite a night for Longfellow Deeds. Longfellow Deeds: Oh, no. They're gonna know my name is Longfellow.
Chuck Cedar: He's gonna get 100 grand for that picture, it'll be all over the news in an hour. Longfellow Deeds: Well, he deserves it with those James Bond moves he just pulled. Chuck Cedar: No, he deserves to get his throat cut. Filthy spy!
Jan: Tell you what: you get by me, I'll tell you where he is. Jan: Whoo! Feeling crazy! Babe: Okay... Jan: Come to mama! Babe: Ow... Jan: I was a rodeo clown for six years. You're gonna have to step it up a notch, shorty.
Longfellow Deeds: I bet if we ran into the sixth grade version of ourselves, they'd give us wet willies and put bubble gum in our hair for even thinking about doing this. Shareholder: He's right! I would've beaten my greedy ass red! Shareholder: I would've thrown myself off the merry-go-round. Shareholder: I would've duct tape myself naked to a chair and burnt myself with lit cigarettes. Longfellow Deeds: Did anyone dream of becoming a psychiatrist? Just kidding.
Babe: And this is my brother Denny's room, Babe, aka "Pam Dawson": they didn't like my brother very much.
Jan: Deeds isn't in right now, he's making deliveries 'cause our regular delivery guy called in sick. But you don't look very sick, Murph. Murph: Oh, I forgot I was fakin' sick today. Murph: You guys played me like a fiddle. Touche!
Longfellow Deeds: How did I get into these pajamas? Emilio: I changed you. I was very gentle, sir.
Babe: "Hard to breathe/Feels like floating/So full of love my heart's exploding./Mouth is dry/Hand are shaking/My heart is yours for the taking./Acting weird/Not myself/Dancing around like the Keebler elf./Finally time/for this poor schlub/To know how it feels to fall in lub." Longfellow Deeds: I couldn't find any other words that rhyme with "schlub..." Babe: Oh, Deeds... oh, I am so sorry... Longfellow Deeds: No, don't be... I mean, that was my first kiss too...
Crazy Eyes: I thought we were watching "Scooby-Doo."
Babe: You must be Jan. My name is... Jan: I know who you are. Wham-Bam Dawson, aka Little Miss Slut-Slut. Babe: OK, I deserved that... Jan: Do you have any idea how much you hurt him? You're not getting anywhere near that boy. Babe: I have to find him, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Jan: There's a lot I can do to stop you. Babe: He needs to know how bad I feel, and I would go to the end of the earth, I would do anything, *anything*, to take back what I did to him. Jan: ... I'm sorry? All I heard was, "blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp."
Emilio: Usually, when you are blackout drunk you don't dream... or so I read.
Chuck Cedar: We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds. Murph: Wow! Is that's Deeds' first name? Cecil Anderson: Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds' first name. Murph: Well, I don't know Deeds' first name, maybe it's Greg. Cecil Anderson: Maybe it's Longfellow. Murph: Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up? Chuck Cedar: No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.
Jan: Tell you what: you get by me, I'll tell you where he is. Jan: Whoo! Feeling crazy! Babe: OK... Jan: Come to Mama! Babe: Ow... Jan: I was a rodeo clown for six years. You're gonna have to step it up a notch, shorty.
Babe: "Hard to breathe/Feels like floating..." Reuben: "So full of love my heart's exploding..." Emilio: "Mouth is dry/Hands are shaking..." Cecil Anderson: "My heart is yours for the taking..." Nazo, the Italian Delivery Man: "Acting weird/Not myself..." Jan: "Dancing around like the Keebler elf..." Longfellow Deeds: "Finally time/for this poor schlub/To know how it feels to fall in lub."
Chuck Cedar: He's gonna get 100 grand for that picture. It'll be all over the news in an hour. Longfellow Deeds: Well, he deserves it with those James Bond moves he just pulled. Chuck Cedar: No, he deserves to get his throat cut. Filthy spy!
Longfellow Deeds: I bet if we ran into the 6th-grade version of ourselves, they'd give us wet willies and put bubble gum in our hair for even thinking about doing this. Shareholder: He's right! I would've beaten my greedy ass red! Shareholder: I would've thrown myself off the merry-go-round. Shareholder: I would've duct-taped myself naked to a chair and burnt myself with lit cigarettes. Longfellow Deeds: Did anyone dream of becoming a psychiatrist? Just kidding.
Babe: And this is my brother Denny's room. Babe, aka "Pam Dawson": They didn't like my brother very much.
