當然是在做巧克力。你喜歡哪種？黑的？白的？加堅果？還是超級瘋狂？
出自電影《旺卡》 的經典對白。
更多旺卡的經典對白
Willy's Mother: Every good thing in this world, started with a dream. So you hold on to yours.
Chief of Police: Do NOT sell chocolate in this town!
世上所有的好事都始於一個夢想，所以別放棄你的。
當然是在做巧克力。你喜歡哪種？黑的？白的？加堅果？還是超級瘋狂？
威利旺卡：我知道這段日子你過得很不容易，事情會好起來的。 小麵：你保證？ 威利旺卡：我勾手指保證，這是世上最虔誠的宣誓了。
不准做白日夢。
No daydreaming.
我想是時候改變世界了。
記住我說的，這會是世人見過最偉大的巧克力工廠。
「我知道這段日子你過得很不容易，事情會好起來的。」 『你保證？』 「我勾手指保證，這是世上最虔誠的宣誓了。」
Willy Wonka: May I present, Willy Wonka's wild and wonderful wishy-washy Wonka walker! Please, don't make me say that again.
Willy Wonka: Ladies and gentlemen of the Galeries Gourmet, my name is Willy Wonka!
Mrs. Scrubbit: Mr. Wonka, I can see you're a man of great ingenuity.
Oompa-Loompa: You should stand up to those bullies. Give 'em the ol' one two.
Willy Wonka: Mark my words, this is gonna be the greatest chocolate shop, the world has ever seen!
Willy Wonka: She'll be thankful for an ankle. She'll be pleased to see your knees. But if you want to make her sigh, show some thigh!
Slugworth: You can change her life, Mr. Wonka, change all their lives.
Abacus Crunch: Don't forget to eat your basket.
Oompa-Loompa: Oompah Lore is very clear; steal from us and we take back a thousandfold.
Slugworth: Now let us taste one of these so-called chocolates!
Slugworth: Naughty, naughty, Mr. Wonka. You've caused us quite a little trouble.
Willy's Mother: The secret is, it's not the chocolate that matters. It's the people you share it with.
Bleacher: Your eyes are like two rabbit droppings in a couple of bowls of custard.
Noodle: The water comes in two temperatures. Cold... and colder.
Noodle: The greedy beat the needy every time, Mr. Wonka. Guess it's just the way of the world.
Slugworth: It's a business handshake, Mr. Wonka. Lets people know I mean business.
Noodle: What are you doing? Willy Wonka: I'm making chocolate, of course. How do you like it? Dark? White? Nutty? Absolutely insane.
Willy Wonka: So, you're the funny little man who's been following me. Oompa-Loompa: I will have you know that I'm a perfectly respectable size for an Oompa-Loompa. Willy Wonka: An Oompa-what-now? Oompa-Loompa: Allow me to refresh your memory. Willy Wonka: Oh, I don't think I want to hear that. Oompa-Loompa: Too late. Oompa-Loompa: I've started dancing now. Once we've started, we can't stop.
Oompa-Loompa: Good night, sir. I'm going flat. Willy Wonka: Huh. Oompa-Loompa: What is it? Willy Wonka: Nothing. Oompa-Loompa: Well, it's obviously something because you said huh. Willy Wonka: Forget it. Oompa-Loompa: Very well. Willy Wonka: Huh. Oompa-Loompa: Ugh, you did it again. Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you quite viciously with a cocktail stick.
Slugworth: He's good. Prodnose: Too good. Fickelgruber: And anyone can afford them. Even the... Chief of Police: The poor? Prodnose: He doesn't like it when people say poor.
Sceptical Old Man: Uh, Mr. Wonka? Willy Wonka: Yes? Sceptical Old Man: What's going on here? Willy Wonka: Oh, my goodness. That's impossible. Unless... Willy Wonka: Yeti sweat! Sceptical Old Man: Yeti sweat? Willy Wonka: The most powerful hair potion in the world, I didn't put in there. Willy Wonka: Ladies and gentleman, your attention please! There appears to be a manufacturing error, nobody eat the flowers! Green-Bearded Customer: Uh, why not? Orange-Haired Customer: What's wrong with them? The Countess: What's the matter with this toadstool? My daughter took one bite and just look at her! Green-Skinned Customer: There's nothing wrong with the chocolate milk, is it? Willy Wonka: I'm terribly sorry, everyone and I know how to explain this, but... it appears that the chocolates has been poisoned! Orange-Haired Customer: Poisoned? Green-Skinned Customer: Poisoned? The Countess: You poisoned my child! Willy Wonka: I did-- I didn't poison them! Sceptical Old Man: I want my money back! Orange-Haired Customer: I want compensation! Green-Skinned Customer: I want revenge! Willy Wonka: No, please! The Countess: This is what you get for mustaching my daughter.
Noodle: From Zoo Management. In recognition of your years of service. Basil, Zoo Security Guard: But I've only been here a year. Noodle: Which is why there's only one chocolate.
Noodle: Why don't they fly away? Willy Wonka: I don't know. Perhaps they haven't thought of it. Noodle: You're kidding? Willy Wonka: No, I'm serious. That's the thing about flamingos. They need someone to show 'em the way.
Chief of Police: They just rented a shop. So, legally, I can't touch them. But illegally, I'm happy to do whatever you guys want. You want 'em all to have a little accident? Prodnose: In which they die? Chief of Police: Not a problem. But it's gonna cost you a lot more chocolate.
Mrs. Scrubbit: So, tell me all about Bavaria. Bleacher: Where? Mrs. Scrubbit: Where you're from. Bleacher: Oh, yes. It's very... Bavarian.
