Charlie: Twenty-three nineteen! We have a Twenty-three nineteen!
出自電影《怪獸電力公司》 的經典對白。
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我們是一夥的，沒甚麼比我們的友誼重要。
一旦你為她取了名字，你就會對她產生感情。
Once you name it, you start getting attached to it.
記住，笑聲的力量比尖叫強 10 倍。
Remember, laughter is 10 times more powerful than screams.
沒有尖叫就沒有能源！
Without scream, we have no power.
You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship.
再見了阿Boo，毛毛要走了。
Good-bye, Boo. Kitty has to go.
Charlie: Twenty-three nineteen! We have a Twenty-three nineteen!
Boo: Mike Waszowski.
Henry J. Waternoose: Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to.
Roz: None of this ever happened, gentlemen. And I don't want to see any paperwork on it.
Sulley: Hey that's my bed, you're gonna get your germs all over it.
Charlie: Twenty-three nineteen! We have a Twenty-three nineteen!
Sulley: Hey that's my bed, you're gonna get your germs all over it.
Mike: Follow the sultry sound of my voice
Sulley: I can still hear her little voice. Boo: Mike Wazowski! Mike: Hey, I can hear her too. Kids: Mike Wazowski! Mike: How many kids you got in there?
Sulley: Mike? Mike: Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid. Sulley: Mike, you don't understand. Mike: Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there. Sulley: I'm being attacked! Mike: No, I'm not attacking you. I'm trying to be honest, just hear me out. You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship. Mike: I-I know, kid. He's too sensitive. Mike: Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm gonna cry, and I'll never get through this. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I am now. Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you can do is pay attention! Mike: Hey, look at that, it's Randall. It's... Oh.
Randall: Cheating? Right. Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away. What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes? Mike: Ah, I get a time-out? Randall: Everyone goes to lunch! Which means: the scare floor will be...? Mike: ...Painted? Randall: EMPTY! It'll be empty, you idiot! You see that clock? When the big hand is pointing up... Randall: and the little hand is pointing up... Randall: the kid's door will be in my station. But when the big hand points down... Randall: the door will be gone. You have until then to put the kid back. Get the picture?
Mike: I can't believe it... Sulley: Oh, Mike... Mike: I was on TV. Ha. Did you see me? I'm a natural.
Sulley: Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy but I don't think that kid's dangerous. Mike: Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me.
Sulley: Hey, that looks like Randall. Randall's your monster. You think he's gonna come out of the closet and scare you? Sulley: Look, it's empty. No monster in here. Okay, NOW there is. I'm not gonna scare you. I'm off duty.
Sulley: Hey, Ted! Good morning! Sulley: See that, Mikey? Ted's walking to work. Mike: Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.
Mike: Psst, Fungus. Fungus, you like cars? Because I got a really nice car. You let me go, I'll give you... a ride... in the car. Fungus: I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot. Randall: What are you doing? Where's Wazowski?
Mike: What is that thing? What is that thing? Hey, hey, hey, that thing is moving. I don't like big, moving things that are moving towards me. Randall: Say hello to the Scream Extractor. Mike: Hello. Hey, where are you going? C'mon, we'll talk! We'll have a latte!
Roz: Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for tonight? Mike: Well, as a matter of fact... Roz: Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly, for once. Roz: Your stunned silence is very reassuring.
Mike: I'm telling you, Big Daddy. You're gonna be seeing this face on TV more often. Sulley: Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"? Mike: Ha, ha, ha. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal.
Yeti: Abominable. Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice guy. Snow cone? Mike: Yuck. Yeti: No, no, no, don't worry. It's lemon. How about you Big Fella? Snow cone? Sulley: Did you see the way she looked at me?
Sulley: Nice job, Mikey. You filled your quota on the first kid of the day. Mike: You know, only someone with great comedic timing could produce this much energy in one shot. Sulley: Uh-huh, and the fact that laughter has ten times the energy of scream had nothing to do with it.
Mike: Look at the big jerk. He ruined my life, and for what? A STUPID KID! Because of you, I am stuck in this frozen wasteland! Yeti: Wasteland? I think you mean "Wonderland"! I mean, how about all this fabulous snow, huh? Oh, and wait until you see the local village, cutest thing in the world. I haven't mentioned all the free yak's milk. Sulley: Wh... What did you say? Yeti: Yak's milk. Milking a yak ain't exactly a picnic; but once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious. Sulley: No, No. Something about a Village. Are there any Kids there? Yeti: Oh, sure. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks... Sulley: Where is it? Yeti: Bottom of the Mountain. A 3 Day hike from here. Sulley: 3 Days? We need to get there NOW.
Needleman: So I said, "If you talk to me like that again, we're through." Smitty: Oh! What did she say? Needleman: You know my mom. She sent me to my room.
Celia: So, uh... are we going anywhere special tonight? Mike: I-I just got us into a little place called, um... Harryhausen's. Celia: Harryhausen's? But it's impossible to get a reservation there. Mike: Not for Googlie Bear. I will see you at quitting time, and not a minute later. Celia: Okay, sweetheart. Mike: Think romantical thoughts. Mike: You and me, me and you, both of us together!
Henry J. Waternoose: Well hello, little one. Where did you come from? Sulley: Mr. Waternoose. Henry J. Waternoose: Ah, James. Is this one yours? Sulley: Ah, actually that's my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir. Mike: Yeah, it's uh, "Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day". Henry J. Waternoose: Hmm, must have missed the memo.
Sulley: What was that? Mike Wazowski: I have no idea. But it would be a really good idea if it didn't do it again.
Randall: WAZOWSKI! Randall: Well what do you know? It scares little kids and little monsters. Mike: I wasn't scared, I have allergies
Mike: She's the one. I'm telling ya, she is the one. Sulley: I'm happy for you. Mike: Oh, by the way, thanks for hooking me up with those reservations. Sulley: No problem. They're under the name Googlie-Bear. Mike: Thanks, I... you know, that ain't very funny.
Trailer Son: Mama! 'Nother gator got in the house! Trailer Mom: Another gator? Gimme that shovel!
Mike: Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6: 00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees, which is good news for you reptiles, and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... Work out that flab that's hanging over the bed! Get up, Sulley! Sulley: I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey. Mike: Hey, less talk, more pain, marshmellow boy!
TV Anchorman: If witnesses are to be believed, there has been a child security breach for the first time in monster history. CDA Agent: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight. Witness #1: Well the kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision. Witness #2: I tried to get away from it, but he picked me up with his mind powers and shook me like a doll. Witness #3: It's true! I saw the whole thing! Professor on TV: It is my professional opinion that now it's the time to *panic*!
Mike: Hey, genius. Wanna know why I bought the car? Sulley: Not really. Mike: To drive it! You know, like on the street? With the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom, and the no walking involved? Sulley: Wah, wah, wah. Will you give it a rest, butterball? C'mon, you could use the exercise. Mike: I could use the exercise? Look at you. You have your own climate.
Mike: Psst, Fungus. Fungus, you like cars? Because I got a really nice car. You let me go, I'll give you... a ride... in the car. Please, Fungus? Fungus: I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot. Randall: What happened? Where's Wazowski? Where is he?
Randall: Where's the kid? Mike: Kid? Mike: What kid? Randall: It's here in the factory. Isn't it? Mike: You're not pinning this on me! It never would've gotten out if *you* hadn't been cheating last night! Randall: Cheating? I... Randall: Cheating. Right. Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away. What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes? Mike: Uh, I get a time-out? Randall: Everyone goes to lunch! Which means: the scare floor will be...? Mike: ...Painted? Randall: EMPTY! It'll be empty, you idiot! You see that clock? When the big hand is pointing up... Randall: and the little hand is pointing up... Randall: the kid's door will be in my station. But when the big hand points down... Randall: the door will be gone. You have until then to put the kid back. Get the picture?
Mike: Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.
Mike: C'mon, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don't have plaque!
Mike: Why couldn't we have been banished here?
