Isabel: Why doesn't everybody get on the sofa for a picture, huh? Jackie Harrison: Baby, can you put that birdcage on the floor for me? Isabel: And I'll set up here. Luke: All right, there you go. Isabel: On the count of three, I want to see big Christmas smiles. One, two... Benjamin. Isabel: Three. Isabel: Excellent. Jackie Harrison: Good one. Okay, now let's get one with the whole family. Isabel? Isabel: Okay, let me just reset this. Get ready.
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Jackie Harrison: Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it isn't there.
Isabel: Don't fight with me when I'm hungry.
Isabel: It's not that I can't cook, I choose not to cook.
Anna Harrison: You didn't asked me if I wanted a new mother. You didn't even asked me if I liked her!
Isabel: What is it that you're worried about, looking bad at the PTA?
Luke: Don't do this. Don't bring in the lawyers. You know that the kids aren't in any real danger, this is about Isabel.
Ben Harrison: Will you sing me a song? My mom always sings to me when I get hurt.
Isabel: If you meet me back here in 1 hour, I will prove to you why you hired me... even though I wouldn't sleep with you
Jackie Harrison: Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it isn't there.
Isabel: Don't fight with me when I'm hungry.
Isabel: It's not that I can't cook, I choose not to cook.
Anna Harrison: You didn't asked me if I wanted a new mother. You didn't even asked me if I liked her!
Luke: Don't do this. Don't bring in the lawyers. You know that the kids aren't in any real danger, this is about Isabel.
Ben Harrison: Will you sing me a song? My mom always sings to me when I get hurt.
Isabel: If you meet me back here in 1 hour, I will prove to you why you hired me... even though I wouldn't sleep with you
Isabel: Don't fight with me when I'm hungry.
Isabel: What is it that you're worried about, looking bad at the PTA?
Ben Harrison: Will you sing me a song? My mom always sings to me when I get hurt.
Isabel: You look tired. Jackie Harrison: I hate when people say that. It's like a polite way of telling you that you look like shit.
Jackie Harrison: The thing is, they Jackie Harrison: don't have to choose. They can have us both. I have their past, you can have their future.
Ben Harrison: Mommy... Jackie Harrison: What, sweetie? Ben Harrison: If you want me to hate her, I will.
Jackie Harrison: I'm never, never going to forget this. Anna Harrison: Never say "never." Jackie Harrison: Well there's a loophole, you know. You can say "never, never" if you mean it enough to say it twice.
Ben Harrison: Do you think Isabel's pretty? Jackie Harrison: Sure... if you like big teeth.
Isabel: I'm so sorry, but you're not making this any easier on anybody. Jackie Harrison: It is not my job to make it easier for you, it is my job to take care of those children and they don't wanna be with YOU! Jackie Harrison: I'm getting a court order and you are never going to be with these children again alone, do you understand? EVER!
Isabel: Why doesn't everybody get on the sofa for a picture, huh? Jackie Harrison: Baby, can you put that birdcage on the floor for me? Isabel: And I'll set up here. Luke: All right, there you go. Isabel: On the count of three, I want to see big Christmas smiles. One, two... Benjamin. Isabel: Three. Isabel: Excellent. Jackie Harrison: Good one. Okay, now let's get one with the whole family. Isabel? Isabel: Okay, let me just reset this. Get ready.
Isabel: Why don't we name the puppy? Anna Harrison: I know: Isabel. Isabel: I beg your pardon? Anna Harrison: Well, it kind of smells like you, and I'm allergic to you too, so it fits perfectly.
Ben Harrison: And you wish that you were here making me spaghetti... Ben Harrison: so I don't have to eat dad's yucky lamb chops.
Isabel: Morning. Jackie Harrison: It is 7: 23! You were supposed to be here at 6: 30! She has missed her morning riding lesson! Isabel: No, it's Monday. Her riding lesson is on Tuesday. Jackie Harrison: Except for the third Tuesday of the month, which switches to Monday, and in November when she rides on Thursdays. I mean it is not that difficult. Don't you have some kind of little... black agenda book that you can write all this down in? Isabel: May I have a cup of coffee, please? Jackie Harrison: We don't have coffee. Isabel: Good Morning, Betty Ford. Jackie Harrison: Hey, monkey man. Hi, sweetie, how are you do - - Anna? Anna? Jackie Harrison: Sweetie, go change your shirt. Jackie Harrison: What happened to Anna? What did you do? Isabel: Maybe you could just back off me a little bit! Jackie Harrison: What happened? Isabel: Nothing happened. Eh... Luke was in the shower this morning and... Anna sort of... walked in, without even knocking. Jackie Harrison: I don't see why that would upset her. I mean, there have been people in our family that have taken showers before. Isabel: Well, I was in there with him. Jackie Harrison: And... did either of you... talk to her about it afterwards? Isabel: No. I thought it would be uncomfortable for her. Jackie Harrison: You mean for you. A 12-year-old girl is trying to cope with the fact that her Father is never moving back in here with his family, she sees her Father naked in the shower, with another woman, for the first time, and you think it would be better for her... than to pretend that nothing happened? Isabel: I am so... UNBELIEVABLY sick of your imperious bullshit! I never said I was June fucking Cleaver-... Jackie Harrison: - -You don't use that kind of language in this house-... Isabel: - -And everytime that life hits her hard, you wanna have some 12 hour conversation every third Tuesday of the month, you go right ahead, lady! I have a life! Jackie Harrison: Oh, and I don't because I have children? Isabel: Jackie Harrison: You know what you're problem is? You are so self-involved. You couldn't be a Mother. Isabel: Maybe the problem here is your daughter and that she's a spoiled, wise-ass little brat. Jackie Harrison: Get out of my house. Get out. Isabel: Are you sure? I didn't see that on the schedule.
Isabel: I am so unbelievably sick of your imperious bullshit. I never said I was June-fucking-Clever... Jackie Harrison: You don't use that kind of language in this house! Isabel: ...and if every time life hits her hard you want to have a twelve hour conversation every third Tuesday of the month, go right ahead, lady, I have a life. Jackie Harrison: Oh, and I don't? Jackie Harrison: You know what your problem is? You are so self-involved. You couldn't be a mother. Isabel: Maybe the problem here is your daughter, and that she is a spoiled, wise-ass little brat. Jackie Harrison: Get out of my house. Get out! Isabel: Are you sure? I didn't see that on the schedule.
Anna Harrison: Mom why do we have to listen to this Classical Music? Jackie Harrison: Because I like it and I'm driving and when you get your own car you can pick the music.
