Red: Nice song. Sounds just like k.d. lang. Linda Avery: I love k.d. lang. Red: Isn't k.d. lang a, what do you call it, a...? Linda Avery: Grammy winner? Red: No, no, no, no. I remember reading about k.d. lang, that she was a, what do they say? Oh, what's the word? Linda Avery: Canadian? Red: No, no. I knew she's Canadian, too No, no, I read that k.d. lang was a, a... isn't she a... What do you call it? Linda Avery: Vegetarian? Red: Heh, heh, heh. You're just playing with me now, aren't you, sweetie? You know exactly what I mean, don't you? Linda Avery: Oh, you mean a... a lesbian? Muff diver? Carpet muncher? Oyster shucker? Or maybe you just mean, woman in sensible shoes? Red: Actually, I was thinking country and western singer.
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Wilbur: You see, the right woman will always make you feel like a good man. It's not magic, but it feels that way.
Wilbur: You see, the right woman will always make you feel like a good man. It's not magic, but it feels that way.
Eve Stuckley: I mean, do you think anyone is ever gonna love me? Cause I'm fat. Chuck Stuckley: Hey, when it comes to love, you don't weigh and you don't measure, okay?
Red: Nice song. Sounds just like k.d. lang. Linda Avery: I love k.d. lang. Red: Isn't k.d. lang a, what do you call it, a...? Linda Avery: Grammy winner? Red: No, no, no, no. I remember reading about k.d. lang, that she was a, what do they say? Oh, what's the word? Linda Avery: Canadian? Red: No, no. I knew she's Canadian, too No, no, I read that k.d. lang was a, a... isn't she a... What do you call it? Linda Avery: Vegetarian? Red: Heh, heh, heh. You're just playing with me now, aren't you, sweetie? You know exactly what I mean, don't you? Linda Avery: Oh, you mean a... a lesbian? Muff diver? Carpet muncher? Oyster shucker? Or maybe you just mean, woman in sensible shoes? Red: Actually, I was thinking country and western singer.
Jeff Sweeney: Eve's an angel and all, but she's more like a, like a little sister. I came with her to get to someone else. Linda Avery: Really? That's why I came here ,too. Jeff Sweeney: To get to me? Linda Avery: No. To get to Eve. Jeff Sweeney: But you're a girl. Linda Avery: That's right. And unfortunately for you, you're not.
Verline: Say something sexy to me. Chip Owens: Like what? Verline: It ain't sexy if I gotta tell you what to say. Chip Owens: Wait. You know I'm no good orally. Verline: You'll get no argument from me there.
