Gamora: What if this man *is* your Hasselhoff?
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有時候，你找了一輩子的東西，其實就在你身邊。
Mantis: The crabby puppy is so cute, he makes me want to die!
Ego: 'My life, my love, my lady is the sea.' Peter... this is The Sea.
When you're ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are... beautiful people never know who to trust.
Sometimes, the thing you're searching for your whole life in right there by your side all along.
Yondu: He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy.
Peter Quill: You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.
Drax: There are two types of beings in the universe, those who dance, and those who do not.
Peter Quill: And now I know how Yondu felt.
Drax: Mantis, look out!
The Form of David Hasselhoff: In times of hardship, just remember: We. Are. Groot.
Mantis: The crabby puppy is so cute. He makes me wanna die!
Drax: This gross bug lady is my new friend.
Yondu: I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy! I use my heart.
Yondu: I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right, but I'm damn proud you're my boy.
Kraglin: I didn't mean to do a mutiny... They killed all my friends.
Watcher Informant: Oh, man. Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted. At that time, I was a Federal Express man...
Gamora: What if this man *is* your Hasselhoff?
Rocket: What was your second choice? Scrotum Hat?
Drax: There are two types of beings in the universe, those who dance, and those who do not.
Peter Quill: And now I know how Yondu felt.
Mantis: The crabby puppy is so cute. He makes me wanna die!
Yondu: I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right, but I'm damn proud you're my boy.
Kraglin: I didn't mean to do a mutiny... They killed all my friends.
Rocket: What was your second choice? Scrotum Hat?
Baby Groot: I am Groot. Yondu: What's that? Rocket: He says, "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy." Only he didn't use "frickin'."
Rocket: So, we're saving the galaxy, again? Peter Quill: I guess. Rocket: Awesome! We're really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we're two-time galaxy savers.
Peter Quill: Well, you may not be mortal, but me... Ego: No, Peter... death will remain a stranger to both of us, as long as the light burns within the planet. Peter Quill: I'm immortal? Ego: Mmm-hmm. Peter Quill: Really? Ego: Yes! As long as the light exists. Peter Quill: And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet? Ego: Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. But, yes! Peter Quill: What! This is... Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather Locklear... Ego: You can do anything you want. Peter Quill: I'm gonna make some weird shit.
Peter Quill: What is it? Kraglin: It's called a Zune. It's what everybody's listening to on Earth nowadays.
Groot: I am Groot. Rocket: He hates hats. Groot: I am Groot. Rocket: On anyone, not just himself. Groot: I am Groot. Rocket: One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hat. Rocket: That's why you don't like hats?
Nebula: Look at you, a Garden of the Galaxy! Gamora: It's Guardian! Why would I be a Garden of the Galaxy?
Rocket: You people have issues. Peter Quill: Well, of course I have issues. That's my freakin' father!
Rocket: I'm sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself... Rocket: "You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface!" Rocket: That's how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice? "Scrotum Hat"?
Drax: How did you get to this weird dumb planet? Mantis: Ego found me in my larva state. Orphaned on my home world. He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own. Drax: So you're a pet. Mantis: I suppose. Drax: People usually want cute pets. Why would Ego want such a hideous one? Mantis: I am hideous? Drax: You are horrifying to look at. Yes. Drax: Bu-but that's a good thing. Mantis: Oh? Drax: When you're ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are... beautiful people never know who to trust. Mantis: Well, then I'm certainly grateful to be ugly!
Rocket: Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm? Peter Quill: I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch." Rocket: I did it because I wanted to! Peter Quill: Dick. Rocket: What are we even talking about this for? We just had a little man save us by blowing up fifty ships! Drax: How little? Rocket: Well, I don't know, like this? Gamora: A little one-inch man saved us? Rocket: Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he would be much larger. Peter Quill: It's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon. Rocket: *Don't call me a racoon*! Peter Quill: I'm sorry. I took it too far. I meant trash panda. Rocket: Is that better? Drax: I don't know. Peter Quill: It's worse. It's so much worse.
Drax: What are they called again? Peter Quill: Anulax batteries. Drax: Harbulary batteries. Peter Quill: That's nothing like what I just said.
Peter Quill: This is weird. We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear. Gamora: Why would they do that? Drax: Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries. Rocket: Dude! Drax: Right... He didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.
Yondu: You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can't fool me. I know who you are. Rocket: You don't know anything about me, loser. Yondu: I know everything about you. I know you play like you're the meanest and the hardest but actually you're the most scared of all. Rocket: Shut up! Yondu: I know you steal batteries you don't need and you push away anyone who's willing to put up with you 'cause just a little bit of love reminds you of how big and empty that hole inside you actually is. Rocket: I said shut up! Yondu: I know them scientists what made you, never gave a rat's ass about you! Rocket: I'm serious, dude! Yondu: Just like my own damn parents who sold me, their own little baby, into slavery! I know who you are, boy, because you're me! Rocket: ...What kind of a pair are we? Yondu: The kind that's about to go fight a planet, I reckon. Rocket: All right, okay! Good, that's... Wait. Fight a what?
Yondu: You can go to hell, then! I don't give a damn what you think of me! Stakar Ogord: So what are you following us for? Yondu: Because you're gonna listen to what I gotta say! Stakar Ogord: I don't gotta listen to nothing! You betrayed the code! Ravagers don't deal in kids. Yondu: I told you before! I didn't know what was going on! Stakar Ogord: You didn't know because you didn't want to know because it made you rich.
Mantis: If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings. Peter Quill: You read minds? Mantis: No. Telepaths know thoughts. Empaths feel feelings. Emotions. Mantis: May I? Peter Quill: All right. Mantis: You feel... love. Peter Quill: Yeah. I guess, yeah, I feel a general, unselfish love for just about everybody... Mantis: No! Romantic, sexual love. Peter Quill: No. No, I don't. Mantis: For her! Peter Quill: No, no. No, I don't. Mantis: For her. Peter Quill: No! That is not... Peter Quill: Okay... That's... Drax: She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret! Peter Quill: Dude, come on, I think you're overreacting a little bit. Drax: You must be so embarrassed! Drax: Do me! Do me! Do me! Mantis: I've never felt such humor! Peter Quill: So unbelievably uncool. Drax: Oh, Quill... Gamora: Touch me, and the *only* thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.
Peter Quill: You said you loved my mother. Ego: And that I did. My river lily who knew all the words to every song that came over the radio. I returned to Earth to see her three times. And I knew if I returned a fourth, well, I'd... I'd never leave. The Expansion... the reason for my very existence would be over. So, I did what I had to do. But... it broke my heart to put that tumor in her head. Peter Quill: What? Ego: Now, now, all right, I know that sounds bad... Ego: Who... in the *hell*... do you think you are? Peter Quill: *You killed my mother*! Ego: I tried *so hard* to find the form... The Form of David Hasselhoff: ... that best *suited you*... and this is the thanks I get? Ego: You really need to *grow up*. Ego: I wanted to do this together... but I suppose you'll have to learn by spending the next thousand years as a *battery*!
Mantis: He's coming. Drax: Didn't you say you could make him sleep? Mantis: When he wants! He's too powerful! I can't! Drax: You don't have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you! Mantis: SLEEP! Drax: I never thought she'd be able to do it; with as skinny and weak as she appears to be.
