J. Jonah Jameson: Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. Four mechanical arms welded right onto his body. What are the odds?
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有些時候，為了做正確的事，必須堅定的放棄一些你原本最想要的東西，甚至包括夢想。
聰明不是特權，那是一種天賦。
Pizza 'Heist' Witness: Whoa... He stole that guy's pizza!
Harry Osborn: He humiliated me by touching me.
Train Passenger: He's... just a kid. No older than my son.
J. Jonah Jameson: Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. Four mechanical arms welded right onto his body. What are the odds?
Mr. Ditkovich: If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat.
Dr. Otto Octavius: I should've known Osborn wouldn't have the spine to finish you!
Dr. Otto Octavius: Listen. Listen... to me now. Listen... to ME now!
Peter Parker: Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?
Dr. Otto Octavius: The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand!
Mr. Ditkovich: I have ears like a cat! And eyes like a rodent.
J. Jonah Jameson: Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!
Harry Osborn: I'm ruined! I have nothing left - except Spider-Man...
Spider-Man: You don't understand! I'm not an empty seat anymore. I'm different! Punch me I bleed.
J. Jonah Jameson: Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!
Spider-Man: Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do.
Mr. Aziz: Peter, you're a nice guy. You're just not dependable.
Dr. Otto Octavius: Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seat belts.
May Parker: Ohh, have I been wrong about you!
Doc Ock: You've stuck your webs into my business for the last time!
May Parker: Pish-posh. We needn't talk about it. Water over the dam, or under the bridge, or wherever you like it.
Snooty Usher: No one will be seated after the doors are closed. It helps maintain the illusion.
Pizza 'Heist' Witness: Whoa... He stole that guy's pizza!
Harry Osborn: He humiliated me by touching me.
Train Passenger: He's... just a kid. No older than my son.
Mr. Ditkovich: If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat.
J. Jonah Jameson: Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. Four mechanical arms welded right onto his body. What are the odds?
Dr. Otto Octavius: I should've known Osborn wouldn't have the spine to finish you!
Spider-Man: Here's your change!
Dr. Otto Octavius: Listen. Listen... to me now. Listen... to ME now!
Dr. Otto Octavius: The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand!
Harry Osborn: This doesn't change anything.
Mary Jane Watson: Go get 'em, tiger.
Harry Osborn: He humiliated me by touching me.
Train Passenger: He's... just a kid. No older than my son.
Dr. Otto Octavius: I should've known Osborn wouldn't have the spine to finish you!
Dr. Otto Octavius: Listen. Listen... to me now. Listen... to ME now!
Elevator Passenger: Cool Spidey outfit. Spider-Man: Thanks. Elevator Passenger: Where did you get it? Spider-Man: I made it. Elevator Passenger: Looks uncomfortable... Spider-Man: Yeah, it's kind of itchy... Spider-Man: ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.
J. Jonah Jameson: What are we gonna call this guy? Hoffman: 'Doctor Octopus'? J. Jonah Jameson: That's crap. Hoffman: 'Science Squid'? J. Jonah Jameson: Crap. Hoffman: 'Doctor Strange'. J. Jonah Jameson: That's pretty good. J. Jonah Jameson: But it's taken! Wait, wait! I got it! 'Doctor Octopus'. Hoffman: But... uh... Hoffman: I like it. J. Jonah Jameson: Of course you do. 'Doctor Octopus'. New villain in town: 'Doc Ock'. Hoffman: Genius. J. Jonah Jameson: What, are you looking for a raise? Get out!
Harry Osborn: Now... lets see who's behind the mask Harry Osborn: Peter? No... it can't be. Peter Parker: Harry, where is she? He's got MJ! Harry Osborn: No... all he wanted was the tritium. Peter Parker: Tritium? He's making the machine again. When he does, she'll die alone with half of New York, now where is he? Harry Osborn: Peter... you killed my father. Peter Parker: There are bigger things happening here than me and you.
Rosalie Octavius: Peter, tell us about yourself. Do you have a girlfriend? Peter Parker: Uh, well... I don't really know. Dr. Otto Octavius: Well, shouldn't you know? Who would know? Rosalie Octavius: Leave him alone. Maybe it's a secret love. Dr. Otto Octavius: Love should never be a secret. If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside, it could make you sick.
Amazed Kid: How'd you do that? Peter Parker: Uh... Work out, plenty of rest. You know, eat your green vegetables. Amazed Kid: That's what my mom is always saying. I just actually never believed her.
Dr. Otto Octavius: Before we start, has anybody lost a large roll of $20 bills in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band. Dr. Otto Octavius: It's a terrible joke... but thank you for coming.
J. Jonah Jameson: Call Debra. Mrs. Jameson: The caterer? J. Jonah Jameson: Tell her not to open the caviar.
Peter Parker: Pizza time! Receptionist: You're late. I'm not paying for those.
Mr. Ditkovich: Rent! Peter Parker: Hi. Mr. Ditkovich: Hi? What's hi? Can I spend it?
J. Jonah Jameson: I'll give you $150.00 for all of them! Peter Parker: $300.00. J. Jonah Jameson: That's outrageous! Done. Give this to the girl.
Miss Brant: Chief, I found Parker. J. Jonah Jameson: 'Bout time, where were you? Crazy scientist blows himself up, and we don't have pictures! Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson: I heard Spider-Man was there. J. Jonah Jameson: And where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired! Miss Brant: Chief, the planetarium party. J. Jonah Jameson: Oh, right. You're unfired. I need you. Come here.
Doc Ock: My Rosie's dead. My dream is dead. Doc Ock: And these... monstrous things should be at the bottom of the river... along with me. Doc Ock: Something... in my head. Something talking... The inhibitor chip! Doc Ock: Gone. Doc Ock: Rebuild? No. Peter was right. I miscalculated. Doc Ock: I couldn't have miscalculated. It was working, wasn't it? Doc Ock: Yes. We can rebuild. Enlarge the containment field. Make it bigger and stronger than ever! But we need money. Doc Ock: Steal it? No, no, no, I'm not a criminal. Doc Ock: That's right... the real crime would be not to finish what we started. Doc Ock: We'll do it here. The power of the sun in the palm of my hand. Doc Ock: Nothing will stand in our way! NOTHING!
