Lenny Feder: We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into snotty, spoiled, little. This is what we needed.
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Lenny Feder: We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into snotty, spoiled, little. This is what we needed.
Kurt McKenzie: I see that ass is still growing. Got a little Kardashian in there.
Lenny Feder: We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into snotty, spoiled, little. This is what we needed.
Lenny Feder: Shift, shift.
Rob Hilliard: Hey guys! Motion 78!
Kurt McKenzie: I see that ass is still growing. Got a little Kardashian in there.
Gloria: I have a confession to make too. I'm really a man. Gloria: Just kidding! I'm really hurt that so many of you believed this.
Becky Feder: Daddy! Where is it taking them? Marcus Higgins: ...Hell. Lenny Feder: Higgins. Don't say that. Marcus Higgins: Oh I'm sorry not Hell... Mexico.
Marcus Higgins: Hey Lenny, remember when we'd come here after we got wasted? Donna Lamonsoff: What's wasted? Lenny Feder: Nice one, Higgins. Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream. Donna Lamonsoff: I want to get wasted every day of my life. Becky Feder: I want to get chocolate wasted.
Roxanne Chase-Feder: Excuse me, Princess Rita. Are you just gonna sit there or are you gonna help me? Rita: No, Mr. Feder said that I must study for the big final. Roxanne Chase-Feder: What final? Rita: You tell me, he just keeps handing me books.
Deanne McKenzie: How about I take you out for a date night every Thursday? Kurt McKenzie: Well, Thursday night is Grey's Anatomy, but any other night would be great.
Marcus Higgins: I just had the hottest dream about this blond girl... Marcus Higgins: At least I think it was a dream.
Water Park Stud: What's up ladies? I'm from Sascatchatoon! That's up in Canada, eh? You American ladies ever been up to Sascatchatoon? Yeah, you American ladies would enjoy being in Sascatchatoon. Water Park Stud: Hoseteasers. Deanne McKenzie: Everything was on steroids except for his voice.
Marcus Higgins: Can you have sex with them when they're pregnant? Lenny Feder: Well, McKenzie can because the baby thinks it's getting a Tootsie roll.
Mama Ronzoni: Curly. Shame on you. That crazy dog. Must have got into some of my leftover pasta fasul. Deanne McKenzie: Yes, Mama, I'm sure that's exactly what happened. Mama Ronzoni: It did. We should get a dog. Deanne McKenzie: Heh. We need to get a water buffalo. Whoo!
Kurt McKenzie: How do you get that from that? Eric Lamonsoff: 95% of that has to be from the mother, and I am lowballing.
Mama Ronzoni: Deanne, you should have married that Italian guy like I told you. Deanne McKenzie: Yeah and if I did, you'd be the one who's pregnant right now. Mama Ronzoni: You're probably right. I'll butt out now.
Marcus Higgins: Why didn't you tell us she gets us? Rob Hilliard: That's what I've been trying to say all along.
Lenny Feder: Mama, I didn't know the Elephant Man lived in your shoe. Kurt McKenzie: How in the world's anybody supposed to get some sleep knowing they're under the same roof as Toe-be Bryant over here?
Donna Lamonsoff: Dad, hurry up. I want to go on the other rides. Eric Lamonsoff: Just a minute. Don't worry, we'll get to ride all of them. Donna Lamonsoff: Are you making a sissy? You know they make a chemical that turns urine blue. Eric Lamonsoff: No, that's just a myth. Donna Lamonsoff: Oh, my God! You're embarrassing me!
