Det. Bill Mitchell: If this goes down wrong, they're gonna dump this whole mess in your lap.
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Keith Frazier: Sorry to interrupt you, Mister Mayor, but there's an old American saying: When there's blood on the streets, somebody's gotta go to jail.
Dalton Russell: Finish your slice. I'll take you back to your father. I have to talk to him about this game.
Dalton Russell: Now lady, believe me, this is the only situation that I would ever ask you to do this, so take off your fucking clothes.
Dalton Russell: Fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink. You can cover them up for a while, but they don't go away.
Madeliene White: The sooner you STOP being my problem and START being my solution the better off you'll be.
Dalton Russell: Is there anyone else here who is smarter than me?
Vikram Walia: Detective Frazier my ass, where's my fucking turban?
Keith Frazier: What are you doing? This ain't no bank robbery!
Dalton Russell: Buses, Kojak, or I'll give you two of the longest days of your life.
Sylvia: C'mon, baby. The handcuffs are gettin' cold...
Dalton Russell: You come near here I start throwing bodies out the front door. I not fucking joking, man.
Arthur Case: You want me to arrange for one?
Det. Bill Mitchell: If this goes down wrong, they're gonna dump this whole mess in your lap.
Madeliene White: You know, there's a famous saying by the Baron de Rothschild, 'When there's blood in the streets, buy property.'
Dalton Russell: Everybody get down on the fucking floor now!
Keith Frazier: Sorry to interrupt you, Mister Mayor, but there's an old American saying: When there's blood on the streets, somebody's gotta go to jail.
Dalton Russell: Fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink. You can cover them up for a while, but they don't go away.
Dalton Russell: Now lady, believe me, this is the only situation that I would ever ask you to do this, so take off your fucking clothes.
Dalton Russell: Is there anyone else here who is smarter than me?
Madeliene White: The sooner you STOP being my problem and START being my solution the better off you'll be.
Vikram Walia: Detective Frazier my ass, where's my fucking turban?
Keith Frazier: What are you doing? This ain't no bank robbery!
Dalton Russell: Buses, Kojak, or I'll give you two of the longest days of your life.
Sylvia: C'mon, baby. The handcuffs are gettin' cold...
Arthur Case: You want me to arrange for one?
Madeliene White: You know, there's a famous saying by the Baron de Rothschild, 'When there's blood in the streets, buy property.'
Det. Bill Mitchell: If this goes down wrong, they're gonna dump this whole mess in your lap.
Dalton Russell: Everybody get down on the fucking floor now!
Dalton Russell: Finish your slice. I'll take you back to your father. I have to talk to him about this game.
Dalton Russell: Is there anyone else here who is smarter than me?
Dalton Russell: Buses, Kojak, or I'll give you two of the longest days of your life.
Sylvia: C'mon, baby. The handcuffs are gettin' cold...
Arthur Case: You want me to arrange for one?
Dalton Russell: You come near here I start throwing bodies out the front door. I not fucking joking, man.
Det. Bill Mitchell: If this goes down wrong, they're gonna dump this whole mess in your lap.
Dalton Russell: Everybody get down on the fucking floor now!
Det. Bill Mitchell: You see, there's just you and one other woman that fit the physical description of the female suspect. Stevie: What's that? Det. Bill Mitchell: It's your height, your age, and... um... Keith Frazier: Your cup size. Stevie: So, I violated section 34 Double-D? That's what you're telling me?
Dalton Russell: This time next week, I'll be sucking down piña coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany. Keith Frazier: More like taking a shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus, if you know what I mean. And here's the bad news: that thing you're sucking on? It's not a piña colada!
Madeliene White: Well detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade. No offense. Keith Frazier: Well, why don't you just tell the mayor to raise my pay grade to the proper level, and problem solved.
Madeliene White: Well, I'd love to tell you what a monster you are, but, uh, I have to help Bin Laden's nephew buy a co-op on Park Ave. Arthur Case: If that were true, you wouldn't tell me. Madeliene White: We're listing you as a reference.
Det. Bill Mitchell: Hey Keith, let me see your shoe. Keith Frazier: What? Det. Bill Mitchell: Lemme see your shoe. Keith Frazier: Why? Det. Bill Mitchell: 'Cause I have never seen anyone put their foot that far up a guy's ass. Keith Frazier: Yeah, I guess I did, didn't I? Det. Bill Mitchell: Man, you cut him an ass the length of the Lincoln Tunnel! We're gonna need a traffic cop on that shit!
Keith Frazier: What do you think he's going to do? Madeliene White: Well, he's not gonna kill anyone. Keith Frazier: How do you know? Madeliene White: Because he's not a murderer. Keith Frazier: How do you know? I got news for you. Most of the guys up in Sing Sing weren't murderers until they killed somebody.
Mayor: I always have time to put on a tux and eat free food for a good cause. Who are saving this week? Madeliene White: Well, I'm doing a round of support for the Joseph Freidkin Memorial Fund for spinal cord research and we're having our annual fundraiser next month. If you could attend, it would give us such a boost. Mayor: It would be my pleasure. Is there anything else I can do to... Mayor: What the fuck do you want? Madeliene White: A favor. Mayor: No shit. Which kind? Madeliene White: The last one I'll ever ask of you. Mayor: That's the kind I had in mind.
Keith Frazier: You got a card, in case I need to call you? Madeliene White: Please don't take this personally, but no. I don't think you can afford me. Keith Frazier: Well, don't take this personally, Miss White. Kiss my black ass, okay? Madeliene White: Careful, Detective. My bite is much worse than my bark.
Vikram Walia: Fuckin' tired of this shit. What happened to my fuckin' civil rights? Why can't I go anywhere without being harassed? Get thrown out a bank, I'm a hostage, I get harassed. I go to the airport, I can't go through security without a random selection. Fuckin' random, my ass. Keith Frazier: I bet you can get a cab though. Vikram Walia: I guess that's one of the perks.
Keith Frazier: C'mon let's go down the street to the bar. I'll buy you a drink Dalton Russell: Thanks but I'm trying to stay away from bars right now if you know what I mean.
Dalton Russell: You're too fucking smart to be a cop. Dalton Russell: Now get the fuck out of here. Keith Frazier: What? You gonna shoot me? Go ahead, shit, you got nothing to lose, I damn sure got nothing to lose, so go ahead, shoot me. Shoot me. Dalton Russell: Fuck you. Tell them to send someone sane over here.
Dalton Russell: Jesus, what's the point of this? Brian Robinson: Like my man 50 says, get rich or die tryin'. Yo, you get mad points for knocking over the bank. Dalton Russell: You think that's cool? Brian Robinson: Hell, yeah. You trying to get paid too.
Keith Frazier: Alright, I've got them right where I want 'em. Det. Bill Mitchell: Where's that? Keith Frazier: Right behind me with my pants around my ankles, but it's a start.
Det. Bill Mitchell: This is bullshit, man. I mean, we're the only ones left trying to catch the bad guys and they're gonna come after us like that? Tell you what, every one of your accusers, man, I say we go after 'em all, Keith, Michael Corleone style. Michael Corleone, do you renounce Satan? Yes, I renounce him. Ptshusshh! Ptshusshh! Keith Frazier: There's no 392. Det. Bill Mitchell: Huh? Keith Frazier: Safety deposit box number 392: according to these records, it doesn't exist. Pin-stripe, mayonnaise, lying motherfucker.
Nancy Mann: Do you think they're terrorists? Chaim: They're robbers, not terrorists. Hostage: How do you know? They could be Al-Qaeda. Chaim: Trust me. I've studied these things. Hostage: What are you, Mossad? Chaim: No. I was a lawyer. Now I teach courses at Columbia Law on genocide, slave labor, war reparation claims. Nancy Mann: Mira. Can I sue somebody when this is over? Chaim: Oh, sure. Go nuts. Go meshuga.
