Who knows the ways of the universe? Where and when a raindrop might fall? How strongly a wind will blow?
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Who knows the ways of the universe? Where and when a raindrop might fall? How strongly a wind will blow?
Monkey: You know what the best part of the joke is? The punch line!
Po: Kung Fu! I know. I know what I want to do! I know what I want to do!
Monkey: You know what the best part of the joke is? The punch line!
Po: Kung Fu! I know. I know what I want to do! I know what I want to do!
Oogway: Who knows the ways of the universe? Where and when a raindrop might fall? How strongly a wind will blow?
Master Mongrel: Master Oogway, Master Shifu! Shifu: Master Mongrel, what is it? Master Mongrel: He's coming, a giant of a warrior! He calls himself Boar. Boar: I am Boar! Master Mongrel: He's unstoppable. Boar: I am unstoppable! Master Mongrel: He's invincible! Boar: I am invis - insiv - I am Boar! Master Mongrel: He's defeating the masters one by one, he's heading this way. Shifu, only you can stop him.
Mr. Ping: Po, did you hear ? Some idiot cook poisoned Shifu. Po: What ? Po: Is he dead ? Mr. Ping: Not yet, but he will be when they catch him. Po: No, I meant Shifu. Mr. Ping: Oh no, he's alive... Barely. Po: Mr. Ping: So? how did you do ? Po: Oh, I've made a mess. Mr. Ping: Oh, that you did. Ah, my son, the chef. I'm so pride. Po: Yeah, about the whole chef thing, uh... Maybe there's something else I'd be good at. Mr. Ping: Well, let's see how good you are at cleaning up this mess. Po: Good thinking, Dad! I could clean things. I'd be a great cleaner. Mr. Ping: You a cleaner ? I can't even get you to take a bath ! You're funny ! You should be a comedian. Po: A comedian ! Uh-huh, uh-huh. Mr. Ping: Or a dancer ? Po: Got it dancer ! I can do graceful ? Mr. Ping: You graceful ? Mr. Ping: I feel sick ! Po: Then you need a doctor ! I could be a doctor... Cleaner, comedian, dancer, doctor. Great what else ? Po: An emperor ! Po: Can I ? Mr. Ping: No, i was just kidding. Po. Your destiny is to become a chef, like me.
Oogway: A cleaner, a comedian, a dancer, and even a little doctor. It was no accident that you found them. Young Tigress: I failed Shifu. Oogway: Worse, you are failing yourself. No matter how much you try, you will never be Shifu. Oogway: The question is... can you be Tigress?
Shifu: Sloppy, very sloppy. Your technique is unorthodox and undisciplined. Training begins right away. Shifu: Tigress! What are you doing? Shifu: It's time to develop this 'tiger style' of yours. I am very proud of you. Young Tigress: Master. Shifu: Wait, You're welcome to stay. You fought well, with courage and honor. We must explore those skills of yours. Shifu: You are tiny, very small, but I already know how much pain you can inflict. Mantis: You're welcome. Shifu: Oh, four fists, huh? I think you should be able to handle this. Shifu: Hmm, whatever their nature, your limbs will become your weapons. your shields, your best allies. Shifu: Ah, right, no legs. Viper: Yeah, oops. Shifu: We'll work something out. Shifu: All right then, we have five new kung fu styles to perfect.
Shifu: Straighten up! Young Tigress: Yes, Master Shifu. Shifu: Wider! Lower stance, hold your ground. Steady! Strong! Chin up; this is the way of kung fu. Oogway: I can't even tell them apart. Shifu: Focus, control! Shifu: Control! Oogway: Ahh, there she is. Shifu: What are you doing? That's not proper form! This is not control. and stand on your feet! Young Tigress: I'm sorry, Master, I - I don't know what got into me, I won't let it happen again. Shifu: I wish I could believe that. Shifu: 100 laps. Young Tigress: Yes, Master Shifu. Shifu: Higher knees! Young Tigress: Yes, Master Shifu! Oogway: She wants to make you proud. Shifu: Well, maybe I could be proud if she was doing the correct form. Oogway: 'Your' form. Shifu: Is there another kind? Oogway: Shifu, an acorn can only become the mighty oak, not a cherry tree. You must let her grow into what she will be.
Po: Chop, chop, chop, ow! I know I put it around here somewhere! Oh, the spices, right. Po: So, uh... what do you guys do all day up at the - Po: Jade Palace? Palace Goose: Kung fu. Po: Thank you, bless you, too. Palace Goose: No, no, kung fu. Po: Oh yeah, kung fu. That's really... neat how you do the... fu thing... with the... kung... Palace Goose: You have no idea what that is, do you? Po: No, no, I don't. Palace Goose: Well, I should get this back. Po: Right, yeah, of course. They're gonna love it, love it!
Oogway: Good morning, Shifu. Shifu: I must do something. Oogway: No, her destiny is not yours to control.
Young Po: Ohh. Mantis: Buddy, hold your breath, it's gonna hurt! Young Tigress: All right, all together! Ha! Twist your hips, recoil, and extend! Boar: I've... been... stopped. Young Po: Kung fu. I know, I know what I want to do! I know what I want to do! Whoa! Ohh... Young Tigress: I guess we're done here. Monkey: Hey, we could be a team! Young Tigress: Yes. Crane: Great! Mantis: What should we call ourselves?
