Joe: There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
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Joe: There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
Joe: Geez, nothing shocks these New York cab drivers!
Muse: People that made it don't want people from the past.
Muse: You're not psychological at all. How can you be a writer?
Alice: I've done things I didn't know I had in me.
Ed: "Thou shalt not commit adultery," Alice. That's not my line. I read it.
Alice's Mother: When it came to me and your dad, you had stars in your eyes.
Alice: God, I have nothing to wear. I've gotten so fat. This is not for me.
Dr. Yang: In times of great stress sometimes ghost appears.
Ed: Do I sense trouble in paradise?
Ed: I know how to relax you, Alice. I know all the good spots and there are plenty of 'em.
Model: Excuse me. There's some heavy breathing in the dressing room.
Doug: One minute without your charge plates and masseuse and you would be lost!
Muse: People that made it don't want people from the past.
Joe: Geez, nothing shocks these New York cab drivers!
Joe: There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
Muse: You're not psychological at all. How can you be a writer?
Alice: I've done things I didn't know I had in me.
Ed: "Thou shalt not commit adultery," Alice. That's not my line. I read it.
Model: Excuse me. There's some heavy breathing in the dressing room.
Doug: One minute without your charge plates and masseuse and you would be lost!
Alice's Mother: When it came to me and your dad, you had stars in your eyes.
Alice: God, I have nothing to wear. I've gotten so fat. This is not for me.
Dr. Yang: In times of great stress sometimes ghost appears.
Ed: Do I sense trouble in paradise?
Ed: I know how to relax you, Alice. I know all the good spots and there are plenty of 'em.
Muse: Yeah, I know Professor Davis. He's trying to get you into the sack. Alice: No! Muse: Yeah, it's the main reason he teaches: female pupils. Alice: No, he's, he's very deep! He's not like that. Muse: Yeah, 'very deep' is exactly where he wants to put it.
Alice: I guess I've just been so trusting, it never even occurred to me. Dorothy: Well, there's a difference between being trusting and wearing blinders.
Trainer: Ready to get off some cellulite? Alice: My back is just killing me. I don't know what I've done to it. I've had it x-rayed, I've been to my chiropractor, I had a shiatsu massage, I've been... Trainer: Have you tried acupuncture? Alice: I'm scared of needles. I don't know. Trainer: There's a Dr. Yang. He's supposed to be pretty good. Alice: I wonder if I had a Swede walk on it?
Alice: Is that where you where you met your wife? In commercials? Joe: Yeah, exactly. We were doing a spot for some detergent. Alice: Detergent. Joe: It was love at first sight. Christ, within half an hour we were making love in the ladies' room. Oh, excuse me. Alice: No, that's fine. You have a very charming way of telling things.
Alice: This is a big step for me. I just feel - shouldn't it happen more gradually or something? Joe: Well, it hasn't exactly been rushed. Alice: Been rushed? Well, I don't know. It feels rushed. It feels rushed. I've been married now 15 years. I probably I'm just out of practice or something. Joe: It's not like juggling. You don't have to practise.
Joe: Relax. Alice: What's relaxed? It's not even dark. God, I prefer it when it's dark. Joe: Then you can't see anything. Alice: See? I am going to be going on a diet.
Doug: Lou Gimbel's wife has been on him for working too. So, finally, he rented a store on Lexington Avenue and he's going to bankroll her and she's opening a boutique. Alice: Oh, really? Doug: Or, a sweater shop. But, I thought to myself, that's something. Possibly, on a part-time basis, you could help out. You have a nice personality and you know sweaters. Alice: It's just not really what I had in mind, you know.
Joe: I like that kinky stuff. Remember the times we used to lock that door and make love on that couch? Vicki: Joe, that was a long time ago. Joe: No, no. It was after we got divorced. Vicki: Yeah, well, nobody could fault you for your sex drive which is a ten on the Richter scale.
Alice: How many women have you made love to? Ed: Enough. But you're the only one who ever seriously thought of being a nun.
Alice: Gee, this wine is really great. Joe: Well, it's Chambertin 1961. Alice: Mmm. You know so much about wine, too. Joe: I know nothing. I ordered the most expensive one and figured it must be the best.
Alice: But then when dad died you drank yourself to death with, with margaritas. Alice's Mother: I couldn't help it darling. You know I couldn't resist the taste of salt around the rim of a glass.
Woman 1: But - she - someone said she's a changed woman. Woman 2: Speaking of changed women, Gloria Phillips had face work. Woman 1: Oh, oh - ah, well, of course - she's having an affair with her astrologer, isn't she? Woman 2: Yes, but she's a changed woman, because you can't tell it's Gloria!
Ed: I sold a picture. Alice: You did? That's great! Which one? Ed: The nude of you. Alice: - Oh, really? Ed: Stop looking so grim. You're beautiful without clothes.
Alice: So how's the rehearsal coming? Joe: Oh, fine. We've got a great arrangement on "The Mooche". Alice: "The Mooche"? Joe: "Mooche." The Ellington number. Alice: Oh. "The Mooche." Yes. Joe: I figured you'd know it, for sure, because you seem so knowledgeable about jazz.
Dorothy: So, who are you cheating with? Alice: I'm not cheating. Not physically. You know, not yet, anyway.
Alice: My days as a Catholic ended when I was about 16. Dorothy: My days as a Catholic ended when Mom found my diaphragm. Alice: But the music was beautiful, wasn't it? And the rituals.
Alice: Do you know how high your IQ is? Doug: Me? It's high. It has to be. I just look around.
