Ida: See now if a plane crashed, we could eat for days.
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Ida: See now if a plane crashed, we could eat for days.
Chanel: I know Botox Barbie didn't just call me ignorant!
Gina Norris: What's with the Kmart thing, huh? Is it cuz I'm black? IS IT CUZ I'M BLACK?
Willie: You just got knocked out, and I got it on film, and I'm sellin' it in da Hood for 14.99
Joanne: Because statements like that just personify your ignorance as it pertains to the topic of beauty.
Terri: Hey Gina, is that monkeyfish, catbread lady going to be here today?
Chanel: I think what my girl said is that she wants you and your little tetherball titties to leave her man alone!
DJ Helen: Lord! It is hotter than a jalapeno's coochie out there!
Ida: See now if a plane crashed, we could eat for days.
Chanel: I know Botox Barbie didn't just call me ignorant!
Gina Norris: What's with the Kmart thing, huh? Is it cuz I'm black? IS IT CUZ I'M BLACK?
Willie: You just got knocked out, and I got it on film, and I'm sellin' it in da Hood for 14.99
Joanne: Because statements like that just personify your ignorance as it pertains to the topic of beauty.
Terri: Hey Gina, is that monkeyfish, catbread lady going to be here today?
Chanel: I think what my girl said is that she wants you and your little tetherball titties to leave her man alone!
DJ Helen: Lord! It is hotter than a jalapeno's coochie out there!
James: Don't shake that baby loose. Gina Norris: Yeah, we'll get hit with indecency charges up in here.
Mercedes: You tryin' to do a little too much around here, OK? You ain't trying to lighten up the place, you's trying to *whiten* up the place! So here's what I'm gonna do, Gina. I'm gonna let you and little miss Blue Ridge here have the shop. Do your thing, go on girl, do your thing because I can't be a part of this, OK. Porsche, are you rollin'? Porsche: Yeah, I ain't gonna be able to do it either. Lynn: Gina, I didn't mean to run them out. Gina Norris: Don't worry about it, better we get rid of the bad apples now. Besides, them girls got too much attitude - I was ready to snap the shit out of one of them. Gina Norris: Alright, anybody else leavin'? Because this white bitch is staying!
Lynn: Well, how about when you're making mad, passionate love and he reaches his climax, and that one tear rolls down his face like Denzel Washington in "Glory?" Gina Norris: Then you got him whipped! Ida: She had to say Denzel... she couldn'ta said Brad Pitt. Hell, she coulda said Bozo the Clown!
Chanel: Is that a purse? James: It's a man bag! Ida: A man bag? James: Yeah, it's like the hottest new accessory. Ida: You got some man lipstick in that bag?
Jorge: You are going to fall flat on your ass. Gina Norris: Well, I've got some cushion. Wanna kiss it? I didn't think so!
Vanessa: Does this mean I have to quit school now? Gina Norris: No, why would you say that? Vanessa: Because you got fired. Gina Norris: I didn't get fired, I quit, there's a big difference.
Chanel: Oh, who the hell cares? He's gay as Peter Pan on a pair of ice skates! Ms. Josephine: He's gay all right - he's happy as hell!
