Carrie Bradshaw: Maybe you're only alloted a certain amount of tears per man; and I've used mine up.
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Mr. Big: Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.
Samantha Jones: The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.
Carrie Bradshaw: They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style.
Carrie Bradshaw: Charlotte Poughkeepsied in her pants.
Samantha Jones: So here's to the groom, who finally got Carried away.
Carrie Bradshaw: When Big colors... he rarely stays within the lines.
Resort Worker: Very good, Mrs. Preston. That was like taking a bullet.
Miranda Hobbes: Charlotte has pudding in her Prada.
Carrie Bradshaw: I thought I'd still be in extreme pain. But I feel nothing. I'd like some more nothing.
Samantha Jones: Carrie Bradshaw: I don't know how to work this!
Samantha Jones: A lot of shit went down in this apartment. Attention must be paid!
Carrie Bradshaw: Some labels are best left in the closet.
Samantha Jones: I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.
Samantha Jones: Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.
Carrie Bradshaw: Yes, the honeymoon to a romantic Mexican resort that I prepaid on my credit card to surprise the man who jilted me.
Samantha Jones: Don't blame marriage. This one's married and she's not growing a national forest.
Samantha Jones: Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?
Harry Goldenblatt: It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women.
Carrie Bradshaw: Maybe you're only alloted a certain amount of tears per man; and I've used mine up.
Samantha Jones: I'm sorry. I'm your neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick... deck!
Charlotte York: I curse the day you were born!
Samantha Jones: Happy fucking Valentine's Day.
Mr. Big: This is my third marriage. How do you think that makes me look?
Carrie Bradshaw: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.
Mr. Big: That's why you need a diamond... to seal the deal.
Louise: It's a rental. Like Netflix for purses.
Miranda Hobbes: Yeah, it's all so hot three days in!
Enid Frick: Forty is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding dress without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext.
Carrie Bradshaw: And we were dressed from head to toe in love... the only label that never goes out of style.
Carrie Bradshaw: It's the last single girl kiss.
Miranda Hobbes: You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything.
Samantha Jones: This is my second most favorite thing I've found in there.
Jerry 'Smith' Jerrod: Your two best friends just got screwed over by their guys, how could you not be distant?
Carrie Bradshaw: I know, my head's in the Witness Protection Program.
Carrie Bradshaw: I let the wedding get bigger than Big.
Anthony Marentino: It's like trying to fit a cream puff through a key hole.
Samantha Jones: Oh, honey, you made a little joke. Good for you!
Samantha Jones: You see? This is how it starts. Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week.
Carrie Bradshaw: You can't stop being who you are because you're afraid.
Mr. Big: Are you the last person in new york still taking out library books?
Samantha Jones: I got wasabi in places one should never get wasabi.
Mr. Big: Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.
Samantha Jones: The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.
Carrie Bradshaw: They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style.
Carrie Bradshaw: Charlotte Poughkeepsied in her pants.
Samantha Jones: So here's to the groom, who finally got Carried away.
Carrie Bradshaw: When Big colors... he rarely stays within the lines.
Miranda Hobbes: Charlotte has pudding in her Prada.
Samantha Jones: A lot of shit went down in this apartment. Attention must be paid!
Carrie Bradshaw: Some labels are best left in the closet.
Samantha Jones: I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.
Samantha Jones: Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.
Carrie Bradshaw: Yes, the honeymoon to a romantic Mexican resort that I prepaid on my credit card to surprise the man who jilted me.
Samantha Jones: Don't blame marriage. This one's married and she's not growing a national forest.
Samantha Jones: Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?
Harry Goldenblatt: It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women.
Carrie Bradshaw: Maybe you're only alloted a certain amount of tears per man; and I've used mine up.
Samantha Jones: I'm sorry. I'm your neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick... deck!
Charlotte York: I curse the day you were born!
Samantha Jones: Happy fucking Valentine's Day.
Mr. Big: This is my third marriage. How do you think that makes me look?
Carrie Bradshaw: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.
Mr. Big: That's why you need a diamond... to seal the deal.
Carrie Bradshaw: I thought I'd still be in extreme pain. But I feel nothing. I'd like some more nothing.
Carrie Bradshaw: What makes you think something bad is gonna happen? Charlotte York: Because! Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and... something bad is going to happen. Carrie Bradshaw: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.
Carrie Bradshaw: Some love stories aren't epic novels, some are short stories Carrie Bradshaw: But, that doesn't make them any less filled with love.
Mr. Big: Would you want to get married? Carrie Bradshaw: Well, I didn't, didn't think that was an option. Mr. Big: What if it was an option? Carrie Bradshaw: Why? What? Do you want to get married? Mr. Big: I wouldn't mind being married to you. Would you mind being married to me? Carrie Bradshaw: No, no, not, not if that's what you wanted. I mean, is, is that what you want? Mr. Big: I want you. So, ok. Carrie Bradshaw: So really, we're, we're getting married? Mr. Big: We're getting married. Should we get you a diamond? Carrie Bradshaw: No. No. Just get me a really big closet.
Miranda Hobbes: Why did we ever stop drinking these? Carrie Bradshaw: Because everyone else started!
Carrie Bradshaw: Well, honey, what have you been eating? Samantha Jones: Everything except Dante's dick.
Carrie Bradshaw: New York Magazine says Brooklyn is the new Manhattan. Miranda Hobbes: Yes, but whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn.
Samantha Jones: I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box Carrie Bradshaw: We get it! You like to color...
Resort Worker: Very good, Mrs. Preston. Carrie Bradshaw: That was like taking a bullet.
Samantha Jones: Carrie Bradshaw: I don't know how to work this!
Samantha Jones: Jesus honey! Wax much? Miranda Hobbes: What? My marriage is going through a rough spot. I dont have time to wax! Samantha Jones: I could be on death row and not have that *situation*!
Samantha Jones: Relationships aren't just about being happy. I mean, how often are you happy in your relationship? Carrie Bradshaw: I'm pretty sure that's to you. Charlotte York: Every day. Samantha Jones: You feel happy every day? Charlotte York: Not all day every day, but yes, every day.
Carrie Bradshaw: Lets go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my Mexi-coma. Samantha Jones: Aww, you made a little joke. Good for you!
Mr. Big: You make me very happy. Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, yeah... put it in writing.
Miranda Hobbes: Is it just me or is Valentine's Day on steroids this year? Carrie Bradshaw: No it's the same, we just played for the other team.
Carrie Bradshaw: It's the last single girl kiss.
Miranda Hobbes: The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten. Carrie Bradshaw: Oh you just said a mouthful there sister.
