Gru: It is I, Gru- Gru: zinkerbell, the most magical faerie princess of all! Young Boy: How come you're so fat? Gru: Because my house is made out of candy, and sometimes, Gru: I eat instead of facing my problems!
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Gru: Just because everybody hates it doesn't mean it's not good.
Little Girl #2: Ew! Gru touched Lisa! Gru touched Lisa! Lisa's got GRU-TIES!
Eduardo: Somebody going to die tonight...
Floyd Eagle-san: I was framed! You won't get away with this! Get your mitts off of me! I am a legitimate businessman!
Gru: Just because everybody hates it doesn't mean it's not good.
Gru: Huh... You usually don't see that in bunnies.
Gru: I'm just chillin' with my guac from my chip hat.
Lucy: What is wrong with that chicken? Hey, that pollo es loco.
Edith: Can I be the first to say "eww"?
Lucy: I've even been working on my accent. Wallaby. Didgeridoo. Hugh Jackman.
Lucy: I wasn't expecting that. Or was I?
Little Girl #2: Ew! Gru touched Lisa! Gru touched Lisa! Lisa's got GRU-TIES!
Eduardo: Somebody going to die tonight...
Gru: Hmm. "Bake My Day." Blech.
Gru: Just because everybody hates it doesn't mean it's not good.
Edith: Can I be the first to say "eww"?
Lucy: I've even been working on my accent. Wallaby. Didgeridoo. Hugh Jackman.
Eduardo: Somebody going to die tonight...
Gru: I'm a father now, with responsibilities, and a legitimate businessman. I'm developing a delicious line of jams and jellies. Silas: Jams and jellies? Gru: Oh, attitude. That's right! So thanks, but no thanks. And here's a tip: instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should give them a call! Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt. Silas: Ramsbottom. Gru: Oh yeah, like that's any better.
Agnes: I don't think I should do this. Gru: Well, what do you mean? Why not? Agnes: I don't even have a mom. Gru: Well, you don't need one to do the show. I mean, you did the Veteran's Day pageant and you haven't been in combat.
El Macho: I am not afraid of your jelly guns. Dr. Nefario: Oh, this ain't no jelly gun, sunshine.
Gru: It is I, Gru- Gru: zinkerbell, the most magical faerie princess of all! Young Boy: How come you're so fat? Gru: Because my house is made out of candy, and sometimes, Gru: I eat instead of facing my problems!
Dr. Nefario: Listen, Gru, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about for some time now. Gru: What? What's wrong? Dr. Nefario: Um... I miss being evil. Sinister plots, large-scale crimes, it's what I live for. I mean, don't you think there's more to our future than jelly? Gru: Well, I'm also considering a line of jams. Dr. Nefario: Um, the thing is, Gru, I've had an offer of employment elsewhere. Gru: Dr. Nefario! Come on. You're kidding, right? Dr. Nefario: It's a great opportunity for me; bigger lab, more evil, full dental.
Gru: Here is the cupcake recipe I got off the Internet. Gru: And don't go nuts with the sprinkles!
El Macho: We can do it together. Gru: Together? El Macho: Together. I have admired your work for years, amigo. Stealing the moon? Are you kidding? We would be unstoppable. Men like you, men like me... we should be ruling the world! So, are you in? Dr. Nefario: Whoo-hoo! Gru: Uh, yeah, probably. El Macho: Probably? Gru: I mean, yes. Yes. Of course, yes. I just have a lot going on right now. I just need to get some things off my plate before we start taking over the world, that's all. El Macho: Excuse me? Gru: No, no, forget it. 100% I am in. I think... what is... do you hear that? I do. That's Agnes calling me from on the surface. Gru: Totally in. El Macho: Do you know what? I'm not so convinced that he is in.
Gru: What are you doing? Lucy: I'm checking for laser beam alarm triggers. Gru: It's a restaurant! Lucy: You never know what kind of booby traps this guy could have set. Huh? Come on. Gru: There are no booby traps. Lucy: Ha! Booby! Lucy: Oh. There's a chicken. Are you lost, little guy? You must be lost. Gru: Some guard dog. Gru: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, no, no, no! Get it off of me! Get it off of me! Get it off of me!
Lucy: Well, I think you did it. You just officially had the worst date ever. Gru: Oh, tell me about it. Lucy: Don't worry. It can only get better from here, right? But if it doesn't, you can always borrow my dart gun. Had to use it on one or two dates myself. Gru: Yeah, you know, as far as dates go, I think I'm good with just the one. Lucy: Well, good night, partner. This was fun. Gru: Yes. Surprisingly, it was. Lucy: Oh, and uh, just between you and me? You look much better bald.
Gru: Okay, what are you doing? Agnes: We're signing you up for online dating. Gru: Oh, okay. What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Edith: Aw, come on. It's fun. Margo: And it's time for you to get out there. Gru: No! Stop! No one is ever getting out there. Ever!
Silas: We are the Anti-Villain League, an ultra-secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale. Rob a bank, we're not interested. Kill someone, not our deal. But you want to melt the polar ice caps or vaporize Mount Fuji or even steal the moon, then we notice. Gru: First of all, you got no proof that I did that. Second, after I did do that, I put it back.
El Macho: You have not lost your touch, my friend. Gru: Aha! I knew it. You are El Macho. El Macho: That's right! Gru: Nobody believed me! Ho, ho. But I knew you weren't dead. El Macho: Of course not. I merely faked my death. But now, it's time for me... to make a spectacular return to evil. Doctor, I think it's time we showed Gru what we're up to here. Gru: Dr. Nefario? Dr. Nefario: Nice to see you, Gru. Gru: Wha... so this is your new job opportunity? Dr. Nefario: Absolutely. You're gonna like this. El Macho: Sorry. I had to borrow some of your minions, but it was for a worthy cause. Gru: Ooh. Kevin. Ugh. El Macho: No, he's not Kevin anymore. Now he is an indestructible, mindless killing machine.
Eduardo: Hello? Eduardo: Buenos dias, my friends! I am Eduardo Perez, owner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant, across the mall. Now open for breakfast. And you are? Gru: Gru. And this is Lucy. And we are closed. Eduardo: This is just gonna take un momento. I am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo party, and I am going to need two hundred of your best cupcakes decorated with the Mexican flag. It looks something like this. Eduardo: What do you think? Gru: Look away! Lucy: You-Whoa... Hooo... Eduardo: Anyway, I have to go. It's all settled! I pick 'em up next week! Have a good day. Come by if you get a chance, okay?
