Washington Hogwallop: Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
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Washington Hogwallop: Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
Ulysses Everett McGill: I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point.
Homer Stokes: Those boys desecrated a burning cross!
Ulysses Everett McGill: I detect, like me, you're endowed with the gift of gab.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Me an' the old lady are gonna pick up the pieces and retie the knot, mixaphorically speaking.
Ulysses Everett McGill: I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias! You can't marry him!
Pappy O'Daniel: Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died o' shame.
Homer Stokes: The color guard is colored! Who made them the color guard?
Penny Wharvey McGill: Vernon here's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you?
Big Dan Teague: You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.
Penny Wharvey McGill: The only good thing you ever did for the gals was get hit by that train!
Big Dan Teague: So long boys. See you in the funny papers.
Washington Hogwallop: I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. I think it's startin' to turn.
Homer Stokes: Is you is, or is you ain't, my constituency?
Delmar O'Donnell: Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.
Delmar O'Donnell: Friend? Some of your foldin' money's come unstowed.
Homer Stokes: These boys is not white! These boys is not white! Hell, they ain't even old timey!
Sheriff Cooley: Stairway to heaven. We shall all meet by and by.
Ulysses Everett McGill: So you're against me now too? Is that how it is boys? The whole world, God almighty, and now you.
Homer Stokes: And so, we gonna hang us a negro!
Delmar O'Donnell: Jacking up banks. I can see how a fella'd derive a whole lot of pleasure and satisfaction out of it.
Interrogator: Talk, you un-Reconstructed whelp of a whore!
Pete: Since we been followin' your lead, we ain't got nothing but trouble.
Ulysses Everett McGill: I was not hit by a train. Damnit, I am the paterfamilias!
Pete: My pa always said "Never trust a Hogwallop!"
Big Dan Teague: I'm gonna propose you a proposition!
Homer Stokes: This band of miscreants, this very evening, interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duty.
Oh, bear me away on your snow white wings to my celestial home
Delmar O'Donnell: where's the happy little tire swing?
George Nelson: I'm George Nelson, and I'm feeling ten feet tall!
Pappy O'Daniel: You soft headed son of a bitch.
Delmar O'Donnell: Pull over, Everett. Let's give that colored boy a lift.
Sheriff Cooley: Sweet summer rain. Like God's own mercy.
George Nelson: Okay, folks! Hold the applause and drop yer drawers!
Pappy O'Daniel: People think this Stokes got fresh ideas. He's oh coorant - and we de past!
Pappy O'Daniel: These boys is gonna be my brain trust.
Washington Hogwallop: Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
Ulysses Everett McGill: I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point.
Homer Stokes: Those boys desecrated a burning cross!
Ulysses Everett McGill: I detect, like me, you're endowed with the gift of gab.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Me an' the old lady are gonna pick up the pieces and retie the knot, mixaphorically speaking.
Pappy O'Daniel: Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died o' shame.
Ulysses Everett McGill: I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias! You can't marry him!
Homer Stokes: The color guard is colored! Who made them the color guard?
Penny Wharvey McGill: Vernon here's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you?
Big Dan Teague: You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.
Penny Wharvey McGill: The only good thing you ever did for the gals was get hit by that train!
Big Dan Teague: So long boys. See you in the funny papers.
Pete: You miserable little snake! You stole from my kin! Ulysses Everett McGill: Who was fixin' to betray us. Pete: You didn't know that at the time. Ulysses Everett McGill: So I borrowed it until I did know. Pete: That don't make no sense! Ulysses Everett McGill: Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.
Pomade Vendor: I can get the part from Bristol. It'll take two weeks, here's your pomade. Ulysses Everett McGill: Two weeks? That don't do me no good. Pomade Vendor: Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol. Ulysses Everett McGill: Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan. Pomade Vendor: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop. Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man! Pomade Vendor: Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks. Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
Ulysses Everett McGill: Woo! Hot Damn, son I believe you did sell your soul to the devil! Lund: Woooooooo-wee. Boy, that was a miiiighty fine a-pickin' and a-singin'! I'll tell you what, you come on in here and sign these papers here and I'm a gonna you ten dollars a piece. Ulysses Everett McGill: Uh, okay sir. But Mert and Aloysius will have to sign Xes, only four of us can write.
Delmar O'Donnell: Can't you see it, Everett? Them sirens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a... horny toad. Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete. It's me - Delmar. Everett... Ulysses Everett McGill: Delmar. What the... Delmar O'Donnell: What are we gonna do? Ulysses Everett McGill: I'm not sure that's Pete. Delmar O'Donnell: Of course it's Pete. Look at him.
Ulysses Everett McGill: You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here would go right off the feed! Delmar O'Donnell: I just don't think it's right keeping him under wraps like we's ashamed of him. Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, if it is Pete, I am ashamed of him! Way I see it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of Babylon. These things don't happen for no reason, Delmar. It's obviously some kinda judgment on his character. Delmar O'Donnell: Well, the two of us was fixin' to fornicate!
Pete: The Preacher said it absolved us. Ulysses Everett McGill: For him, not for the law. I'm surprised at you, Pete, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar. Delmar O'Donnell: But they was witnesses that seen us redeemed. Ulysses Everett McGill: That's not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed. Ulysses Everett McGill: Baptism! You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
Delmar O'Donnell: Care for some gopher? Ulysses Everett McGill: No thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' 'er back down. Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one apiece. We ran across a whole... gopher village.
Pappy O'Daniel: Sounded to me like he was harboring a hateful grudge against the Soggy Bottom Boys on account of their rough and rowdy past. Looks like Homer Stokes is the kind of fellow who wants to cast the first stone. Pappy O'Daniel: Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive and forget Christian. And I say, if their rambunctiousness and misdemeanoring, is behind them... Pappy O'Daniel: It is, ain't it, boys? Ulysses Everett McGill: Uh, yes sir, it is. Pappy O'Daniel: Well, then, I say, by the power vested in me, these boys is hereby pardoned!
Ulysses Everett McGill: The treasure is still there boys, believe me. Delmar O'Donnell: But how'd he know about the treasure? Ulysses Everett McGill: I don't know Delmar. The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision... Pete: He said we wouldn't get get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our ob-stac-les. Ulysses Everett McGill: Well what the hell does he know, he's just an ignorant old man?
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, you lying... unconstant... succubus! Vernon T. Waldrip: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't swear at my fiancé! Ulysses Everett McGill: Oh, yeah? Well, you can't marry my wife!
Pappy's Staff: The reason he's pullin' our pants down. Pappy's Staff: Gonna paddle a little behind. Pappy's Staff: Ain't gonna paddle it - gonna kick it, real hard. Pappy's Staff: No, I believe he's gonna paddle it. Pappy's Staff: I don't believe that's a proper characterization. Pappy's Staff: Well, that's how I'd characterize it. Pappy's Staff: I believe it's more of a kickin' sitcheyation.
George Nelson: Cows! I hate cows worse than coppers! Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, George... not the livestock.
Ulysses Everett McGill: I am a man of constant sorrow, I've seen trouble all my days. I bid farewell to old Kentucky, the place where I was born and raised. Delmar O'Donnell, Pete: The place where he was born and raised. Ulysses Everett McGill: For six long years I've been in trouble, no pleasure here on Earth I've found. For in this world I'm bound to ramble, I have no friends to help me out. Delmar O'Donnell, Pete: He has no friends to help him out. Ulysses Everett McGill: Maybe your friends think I'm just a stranger, my face you never will see no more. But there is one promise that is given, I'll meet you on God's golden shore. Delmar O'Donnell, Pete: He'll meet you on God's golden shore.
Lund: Now, what can I do you for Mr. French? French: How can I lay a hold of them Soggy Bottom Boys? Lund: Soggy Bottom? I don't precisely recollect them. French: They cut a record in here a few days ago, was an old-timey harmony thing with a guitar accom... accomp... Lund: Oh here, here, here, I remember them! They was colored fellas, I believe. French: Uh huh. Lund: Yessuh, they're a fine bunch a boys. They sang in the yonder can and skeedadled. French: Well that record is goin' through the goddamned roof. They playin' it as far away as Mobile. Lund: Naw? French: Whole damn state's goin' apey. Lund: Well it was a powerful air. French: Hot damn, we gotta find them boys and sign 'em to a big fat contract. Hells Bells, Mr. Lund, if we don't the goddamned competition will. Lund: Ohhhh mercy! Yes we got to beat that competition.
George Nelson: Thank you folks! And remember, Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws! George Nelson: Go fetch the auto voiture, Pete. Woman In Bank: Is that "Babyface" Nelson? George Nelson: Who said that? George Nelson: What ignorant, low down, slanderizin, son of a bitch said that? George Nelson: My name is George Nelson, get me? Delmar O'Donnell: She didn't mean nothin by it, George. George Nelson: George Nelson! Not "Babyface"! You remember, and you tell your friends! I'm George Nelson! Born to raise hell!
Ulysses Everett McGill: Pete's cousin turned us in for the bounty. Pete: The hell you say! Wash is kin! Washington Hogwallop: Sorry, Pete, I know we're kin, but they got this depression on. I got to do for me and mine. Pete: I'm gonna kill you, Judas Iscariot Hogwallop!
Homer Stokes: Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys! That's not my culture and heritage! Is that your culture and heritage? Homer Stokes: And so, we gonna hang us a negro!
Junior O'Daniel: We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his. Pappy O'Daniel: Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.
Penny Wharvey McGill: I've spoken my piece and counted to three. Ulysses Everett McGill: She counted to three. Goddamit! She counted to three. Sonofabitch!
Ulysses Everett McGill: It ain't the law! Sheriff Cooley: The law? The law is a human institution.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Ain't you gonna introduce us, Pete? Pete: I don't know their names. I seen 'em first!
Ulysses Everett McGill: Why are you telling our gals that I was hit by a train? Penny Wharvey McGill: Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains. Judge Hobbie over in Cookville was hit by a train. What was I gonna tell them, that you got sent to the penal farm and I divorced you from shame? Ulysses Everett McGill: Uh, I take your point. But it does put me in a damn awkward position, vis-a-vis my progeny.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Say, uh, Cousin Wash, I suppose it'd be the acme of foolishness to inquire if you had a hair net. Washington Hogwallop: Got a bunch in yon bureau, Mrs. Hogwallop's as a matter of fact Washington Hogwallop: . Help y'self... I won't be needin' 'em.
Penny Wharvey McGill: Well, we need that ring. Ulysses Everett McGill: Well that ring is at the bottom of a pretty durn big lake. Penny Wharvey McGill: Uh-uh. Ulysses Everett McGill: A 9,000 hectare lake. Penny Wharvey McGill: I don't care if it's 90,000... Ulysses Everett McGill: But honey... Penny Wharvey McGill: that lake was not my doing. Ulysses Everett McGill: Of course not honey... Penny Wharvey McGill: I counted to three, honey. Ulysses Everett McGill: No, wait, honey! Finding one little ring in the middle of all that water is one hell of a heroic task!
Homer Stokes: Is you is, or is you ain't, my constituency?
