Miff Ferrie: I am fed up covering up for your mistress. Buying hush-hush train tickets, organising passes. Tommy Cooper: You should thank Mary. I wouldn't be running round the country earning you money if she wasn't by my side. I'd be out playing golf with Ronnie Corbett. Miff Ferrie: There is a reason why monogamy works, Tommy. It's less tiring. Tommy Cooper: I can't give up Mary, Miff. I love her. Miff Ferrie: And what about Dove? Tommy Cooper: You can love two women. Miff Ferrie: Until you get caught! Tommy Cooper: No, I mean it. I'm not proud of it. I'm ashamed, but it's true. Dove has been my life - put me on stage, made a man of me. If anyone hurts her or the family, I'll rip their head off. Miff Ferrie: Yeah, well that person's going to be you.
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Miff Ferrie: You know your problem? Tommy Cooper: Wrong agent? Miff Ferrie: You've got the funnies. You exhaust yourself being funny off-stage. I mean, you should be boring, like all the others. I mean, look at Tony Hancock. Without an audience he was as funny as cancer. Tommy Cooper: He killed himself, you moron. How's that making your point?
Miff Ferrie: I am fed up covering up for your mistress. Buying hush-hush train tickets, organising passes. Tommy Cooper: You should thank Mary. I wouldn't be running round the country earning you money if she wasn't by my side. I'd be out playing golf with Ronnie Corbett. Miff Ferrie: There is a reason why monogamy works, Tommy. It's less tiring. Tommy Cooper: I can't give up Mary, Miff. I love her. Miff Ferrie: And what about Dove? Tommy Cooper: You can love two women. Miff Ferrie: Until you get caught! Tommy Cooper: No, I mean it. I'm not proud of it. I'm ashamed, but it's true. Dove has been my life - put me on stage, made a man of me. If anyone hurts her or the family, I'll rip their head off. Miff Ferrie: Yeah, well that person's going to be you.
