James: That's better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!
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James: That's better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!
Michael Alig: I'm getting away with murder and you're just jealous.
Michael Alig: I want you to teach me how to be fabulous.
James: Testing one, two. Testing. Testosterone, testicular cancer, Tess of the d'Urbervilles.
Talk Show Host: It's not even our Halloween show.
Michael Alig: Oh please, the best superstar is a dead superstar.
James: Oh darling, half the fun of eating meat is hacking it up!
Michael: But it's my birthday and I wanna have a bloodfeast!
Michael Alig: Oh, everyone, it's my birthday! Time to pay attention to me!
James: If you are going to be a superstar DJ, there are three simple rules you need to remember: Number One: You can always rely the Studio 54 compilation set. They're premixed! They last for hours. And Number Two: Madonna. Always works. And Number Three: When all else fails, play techno! It's nondescript, nonrecognizable, and everyone will think you're *so* cutting edge.
James: That's better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!
Michael Alig: I'm getting away with murder and you're just jealous.
Michael Alig: I want you to teach me how to be fabulous.
James: Testing one, two. Testing. Testosterone, testicular cancer, Tess of the d'Urbervilles.
James: If you are going to be a superstar DJ, there are three simple rules you need to remember: Number One: You can always rely the Studio 54 compilation set. They're premixed! They last for hours. And Number Two: Madonna. Always works. And Number Three: When all else fails, play techno! It's nondescript, nonrecognizable, and everyone will think you're *so* cutting edge.
Talk Show Host: It's not even our Halloween show.
Michael Alig: Oh please, the best superstar is a dead superstar.
James: Oh darling, half the fun of eating meat is hacking it up!
Michael: But it's my birthday and I wanna have a bloodfeast!
Michael Alig: I want you to teach me how to be fabulous.
James: If you are going to be a superstar DJ, there are three simple rules you need to remember: Number One: You can always rely the Studio 54 compilation set. They're premixed! They last for hours. And Number Two: Madonna. Always works. And Number Three: When all else fails, play techno! It's nondescript, nonrecognizable, and everyone will think you're *so* cutting edge.
Interviewer: I can't believe you still talk to him. James: Well, when was the last time you heard of a pea changing its pod?
Michael: Oh, no thanks... I don't do drugs. James: Nor do I. James: Did you see that? It just flew right up my nose!
Michael Alig: It's not so bad and after Gitsie and I get married we can have conjugal visits! James: Oh Michael, Im so sorry, didn't you hear? Gitsie's dead. She had an overdose.
The Rat: Remember me? Clara the Chicken... and Terisius the Rat! James: No! The Rat: You really should stay off the K
Michael Alig: Come to my party? Keoki: Oh dude, thank you so much. Michael Alig: You could be my boyfriend. Keoki: Oh actually, um, I'm not gay. I'm actually here with a couple of babes. Michael Alig: Well, let's talk after a couple cocktails. Drink ticket?
Michael Alig: Oh James! I'm so glad I ran into you. Here, come to my party. The first annual King and Queen of Downtown Pageant. James: I'd rather suck on a urinal cake. Michael Alig: But James you have to come. You're my best friend. James: How can we be best friends when I don't even like you? Michael Alig: Have you met Keoki? James: Well Aloha. How about a lei? I've always had a soft spot for Hawaiian Punch. Michael Alig: His name is Keoki and he's my new boyfriend. Tootles! James: Tootles? James: Wait, it says here that I'm the emcee!
James: Michael, I hate when you make me say serious things, so I'm only going to say this once: You've gone too far with the drugs. Michael Alig: Have you looked at yourself? James: I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour.
Michael Alig: You saved my life, you know? Thank you. James: I'm afraid I'm going to have to hang up now! Michael Alig: Why? James: Because you're trying to turn this into an after school special. Because you wanna get the last word and you want this to end with everyone liking you and it's my movie! I can't let it end that way. Michael Alig: You always kept our pact. This is where I need to be. James: I know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work! Goodbye Michael Alig.
Michael: Hi, I'm Michael Alig. James: Well, I'll alert the media. Gotta dash!
James: Today I've come up with the perfect sentence. The rhythm, the syntax, the dipthongs, the dissidence James: Last night, I dreamt of Glocca Morra... again. James: It's really a shame you can't publish a sentence. I'm convinced it would be a best-seller.
Michael Alig: I need some money James: But Michael I'm broke... and I have a stomach ache.
Michael Alig: I just want to be loved. James: There isn't enough love in the whole wide world to satisfy you.
Michael Alig: Look James, this is going to be more than a club. It will be like a home, for everyone who ever felt like a freak, for everyone who was ever beat on or spat on in highschool, for everyone who felt different. It will be like the factory and i'll be the next Andy Warhol. James: Ok. Earth to you : Andy Warhol is still alive and well.
Michael Alig: Wait, don't go! Do you want a cocktail? Here, I have drink tickets. James: Drink tickets? You obviously couldn't even organize a glass of water!
Keoki: Michael, what are you doing? Michael Alig: Skrinkle and I just did all your cocaine. Keoki: You did what? Michael Alig: Well I just figured if you're gonna ruin our relationship by doing drugs I should see what all the fuss is about. Keoki: Oh great, so now we have two drug addicts in the family? Michael Alig: And Skrinkle makes three. Do you have any more? Keoki: What do you mean any more? Michael Alig: More as in more. Moron! What part don't you understand, duh face? Keoki: Fuck you, I'm out of here. Michael Alig: You're just mad because I did all your stuff and I didn't even like it. If you walk out that door I'm gonna kill myself!
Elke: This is all your fault. James: My fault? Elke: All your fault. You feeding my child drugs. James: No! Didn't you see? James: Come on, I'll take you to Port Authority. Elke: I came in a stretch limo. I'm not leaving on a bus.
James: Skriglada laskrog ladoodleda laskrig laskrog ladoodle skriglada skriddladoodle skrogla. Michael Alig: I knew you'd come. James: Banana? Peach? Gitsie: Oh my God! You're alive! Michael Alig: It was so nice being dead. Oh my God. I just had a great idea. The emergency room. We'll all get dressed up like nurses and doctors and give out prescriptions for free drugs and Keoki will DJ and you can be a serial killer nurse with an enema! James: Michael, I can't. Gitsie: Can I be a mental patient? Michael Alig: Of course you can. James, do you have a bump of K? James: I'm really trying to get my act together and write, Michael. Michael Alig: A bump of K isn't gonna kill me now, is it? Michael Alig: Come on, let's get out of here! James: Michael, you can't just leave. You're attached to things. Michael! Michael Alig: Come on, James. The show must go on.
Freez: Michael look. You see that hole? There's a hole back there. There's something in there. If I could just reach my hand. Freez: Fuck! Fuck! Fucking rat! I just got bit by a fucking rat. Michael Alig: Well what do you know. That's not a crack hole, that's a rat hole. Rats on crack attack!
James: Michael, I have to talk to you! Michael Alig: Not now, James! We have to go before the police get here. Now get in! You, what's your name? Angel: Um, I'm Angel. Michael Alig: Well, where's your wings? James: Michael. Angel: What? Michael Alig: Listen, could you help us get this door closed? I think you have to do it from the outside. Angel: If I do that then I won't be able to come. Michael Alig: If you do this now you'll be one of us and next time I'll make you VIP. Very, very important person. So come on now. Be an Angel. James: Michael, you're out of your mind. Michael Alig: Oh please, party in the truck!
Male Geisha: Why doesn't Fran come into work anymore? James: Because she's been indicted for tax evasion and cannot leave her house. Male Geisha: Oh... I miss Fran. Her new house is neat and tidy.
