Kanji Lalji Mehta: Where there is religion, there is no space for truth... and where there is truth, there is no need for religion.
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Kanji Lalji Mehta: Where there is religion, there is no space for truth... and where there is truth, there is no need for religion.
Krishna Vasudev Yadav: Like a worshipper is incomplete without God, likewise God is also incomplete without a true worshipper.
Krishna Vasudev Yadav: I am Krishna that's why I do magic... I am not Krishna because I do magic.
Kanji Lalji Mehta: God came to mess with me in a tuxedo.
Krishna Vasudev Yadav: Like a devotee is incomplete without God... just like that even God is incomplete without a true devotee.
Leeladhar Maharaj: You may escape safely from here as it's a court premises. How will you escape from them?
CEO: For God's sake, prove that God exists! And-and-and make God pay everything!
Prosecutor: Relax. If I ever see you in this court again, I will file a case for libel that will leave you penniless. Relax.
Kanji Lalji Mehta: Where there is religion, there is no space for truth... and where there is truth, there is no need for religion.
Krishna Vasudev Yadav: Like a worshipper is incomplete without God, likewise God is also incomplete without a true worshipper.
Krishna Vasudev Yadav: I am Krishna that's why I do magic... I am not Krishna because I do magic.
Kanji Lalji Mehta: God came to mess with me in a tuxedo.
Krishna Vasudev Yadav: Like a devotee is incomplete without God... just like that even God is incomplete without a true devotee.
Leeladhar Maharaj: You may escape safely from here as it's a court premises. How will you escape from them?
CEO: For God's sake, prove that God exists! And-and-and make God pay everything!
Sardesai: Relax. If I ever see you in this court again, I will file a case for libel that will leave you penniless. Relax.
Krishna Vasudev Yadav: Go straight then left, then right, then left, and your house will be next. Kanji Lalji Mehta: If you can drop me here then you can drop me at my house. Krishna Vasudev Yadav: My job is to show the way. It's your job to find destiny.
Krishna Vasudev Yadav: Hello. Kanji Lalji Mehta: Who is it? Krishna Vasudev Yadav: God. Kanji Lalji Mehta: What? Krishna Vasudev Yadav: If you were Muslim, I'd be your messenger. if you would be Christian, then Jesus. You are a Hindu. That's why Krishna.
Jigna: To pay for that sin, she is fasting today. Kanji Lalji Mehta: Tell me one thing. How can MY sins be forgiven if she fasts?
Kanji Lalji Mehta: Why do spirits become restless after death? When a person dies, he gets freedom. Then, why does he become restless? Mahadev: It's not like that. What if someone's last wish remains unfulfilled? Kanji Lalji Mehta: Yes. Then the son will fulfill it.
Sardesai: Mr. Mehta, your fight is against God as you're saying. So why don't you deal directly with him ? Why are you indulging the monks and saints ? Kanji Lalji Mehta: Advocate Sir, which company supplies electricity to your household ? Sardesai: Reliance Power, why ? Kanji Lalji Mehta: So in case if ever there's a prolonged power cut in your house, you'd go to the nearest office of Reliance Power coz you can't call Anil Ambani and plead that Anil Bhai please get my electricity back. Correct ? Sardesai: You mean to say these people here are branch officers of God ? Kanji Lalji Mehta: When did I say so. Officers are educated people, these guys are Kanji Lalji Mehta: SALESMEN of Gods. Salespersons.
Siddeshwar Maharaj: You've dared to question God, you're not gonna find a place even in hell. Kanji Lalji Mehta: How'd I Maharaj, when people like yourself have booked your spots there in advance and on wholesale !
