Mark Zuckerberg: I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association, and he was also my best friend. Gage: Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars. Mark Zuckerberg: I didn't know that, tell me more.
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Marylin Delpy: You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.
Sean Parker: Drop the "The." Just "Facebook." It's cleaner.
Sean Parker: We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're going to live on the internet!
Erica Albright: The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink.
Cameron Winklevoss: Screw it! Let's gut the friggin' nerd!
Marylin Delpy: Pay them. In the scheme of things, it's a speeding ticket.
Mark Zuckerberg: Eduardo, it's like a Final Club except we're the president.
Eduardo Saverin: Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout!
Tyler Winklevoss: I broke your 335-year old doorknob.
Eduardo Saverin: A psychiatrist would have said he was paranoid.
Divya Narendra: This guy doesn't have three friends to rub together to have a fourth.
Mark Zuckerberg: The truth is she has a nice face. I need to do something to take my mind off her. Easy enough, except I need an idea.
Marylin Delpy: You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.
Sean Parker: Drop the "The." Just "Facebook." It's cleaner.
Sean Parker: We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're going to live on the internet!
Erica Albright: The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink.
Marylin Delpy: You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.
Gage: Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention? Mark Zuckerberg: No. Gage: Do you think I deserve it? Mark Zuckerberg: What? Gage: Do you think I deserve your full attention? Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no. Gage: Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention. Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Mark Zuckerberg: Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
Gretchen: 18,000 dollars? Eduardo Saverin: Yes. Gretchen: In addition to the $1,000 you'd already put up? Eduardo Saverin: Yes. Gretchen: A total of $19,000 now? Eduardo Saverin: Yes. Mark Zuckerberg: Hang on. Mark Zuckerberg: I'm just checking your math on that. Yes, I got the same thing.
Cameron Winklevoss: What, do you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him? Divya Narendra: No, I want to hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer! Tyler Winklevoss: We don't even have to do that. Cameron Winklevoss: That's right. Tyler Winklevoss: We can do that ourselves. I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me.
Eduardo Saverin: Mark! Sean Parker: He's wired in. Eduardo Saverin: I'm sorry? Sean Parker: He's wired in. Eduardo Saverin: Is he? Sean Parker: Yes. Eduardo Saverin: How about now? You still wired in?
Erica Albright: I'm sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education. Mark Zuckerberg: I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so we're even. Erica Albright: I think we should just be friends. Mark Zuckerberg: I don't want friends. Erica Albright: I was just being polite, I have no intention of being friends with you.
Sean Parker: Well, I founded an internet company that let folks download and share music for free. Amy: Kind of like Napster? Sean Parker: Exactly like Napster. Amy: What do you mean? Sean Parker: I founded Napster. Amy: Sean Parker founded Napster. Sean Parker: Nice to meet you. Amy: You're Sean Parker? Sean Parker: Ah ha! You see, the shoe is on the other... Amy: Foot? Sean Parker: Table. Which has turned. Amy: I just slept with Sean Parker? Sean Parker: You just slept ON Sean Parker.
Mark Zuckerberg: Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States? Erica Albright: That can't possibly be true. Mark Zuckerberg: It is. Erica Albright: What would account for that? Mark Zuckerberg: Well first, an awful lot of people live in China. But, here's my question: how do you distinguish yourself in a population of people who all got 1600 on their SATs? Erica Albright: I didn't know they take SATs in China. Mark Zuckerberg: They don't. I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me.
Christy: When did you get back? Eduardo Saverin: I got back this afternoon. Christy: And when were you going to call me? Eduardo Saverin: Chris, it was kind of a rough trip and I was tired and... Christy: Or answer one of my 47 texts? Did you know I sent 47 texts? Eduardo Saverin: I did, and I thought that was incredibly normal behavior.
Sean Parker: Hang on. Almost forgot. Sean Parker: Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though. I drew it on the account you froze. Eduardo Saverin: I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.
Mark Zuckerberg: I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association, and he was also my best friend. Gage: Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars. Mark Zuckerberg: I didn't know that, tell me more.
Erica Albright: You called me a bitch on the Internet, Mark. Mark Zuckerberg: That's why I wanted to talk to you. Erica Albright: On the Internet. Mark Zuckerberg: That's why I came over. Erica Albright: Comparing women to farm animals. Mark Zuckerberg: I didn't end up doing that. Erica Albright: It didn't stop you from writing it. As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever it would be a crime for it not to be shared. The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink. And you published that Erica Albright was a bitch, right before you made some ignorant crack about my family's name, my bra size, and then rated women based on their hotness. Reggie: Erica, is there a problem? Erica Albright: No, there's no problem. Erica Albright: You write your snide bullshit from a dark room because that's what the angry do nowadays. I was nice to you, don't torture me for it. Mark Zuckerberg: If we could just go somewhere for a minute. Erica Albright: I don't want to be rude to my friends. Mark Zuckerberg: Okay. Erica Albright: Okay. Erica Albright: Good luck with your video-game.
Amy: You don't know my name, do you? Sean Parker: Is it Stanford? Amy: I should just kick your ass! How do you go to a party and you meet somebody... Sean Parker: Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy. You're from Orinda. Your father's in commercial real estate, and your mother's ten years sober. Amy: What's my major? Sean Parker: Trombone? Amy: Really? Sean Parker: I remember something about a trombone.
Mark Zuckerberg: I'm just saying I need to do something substantial in order to get the attention of the clubs. Erica Albright: Why? Mark Zuckerberg: Because they're exclusive. And fun. And they lead to a better life. Erica Albright: Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president because he was a member of the Phoenix club. Mark Zuckerberg: He was a member of the Porcelain, and yes he did.
Christy: You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook? Eduardo Saverin: It's a little embarrassing so you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that.
Mark Zuckerberg: I'm not a bad guy. Marylin Delpy: I know that. When there's emotional testimony, I assume that 85% of it is exaggeration. Mark Zuckerberg: And the other fifteen? Marylin Delpy: Perjury. Creation myths need a Devil.
Mark Zuckerberg: So how's it going? How's the internship? How's Christy? Eduardo Saverin: How's the internship? Mark Zuckerberg: Yeah. Eduardo Saverin: Mark... Jesus... I quit the internship. We talked about this on the phone. I quit on my first day. Mark Zuckerberg: I do remember you saying that. So how is Christy? Eduardo Saverin: Christy's crazy. Mark Zuckerberg: Is that fun? Eduardo Saverin: No. I mean, she's actually psychotic. She's insanely jealous, she's irrational, and I'm frightened of her. Mark Zuckerberg: Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend.
K.C.: Seven different people spammed me the same link. KC's Friend: What is it? K.C.: I don't know, but I'm really hoping it's cats that look like Hitler, because I can never get enough of that.
Sean Parker: And that's where you're headed, a billion dollar valuation. Unless you take bad advice, in which case you may as well have come up with a chain of very successful yogurt shops. When you go fishing you can catch a lot of fish, or you can catch a big fish. You ever walk into a guy's den and see a picture of him standing next to fourteen trout? Christy: No, he's holding a three-thousand-pound marlin. Sean Parker: Yup! Mark Zuckerberg: That's a good analogy. Eduardo Saverin: Okay, but we all know that marlins don't really weigh three-thousand pounds, right? Christy: Have you seen the big ones up close? Eduardo Saverin: No I haven't, but I really don't think the guy's holding a marlin the size of a Range Rover. That would be a really big fish and a very strong guy. Christy: You think we might be getting away from the point?
Larry Summers: Well, that's their own stupidity, I should have been there. Well, darkness is the absence of light, and the stupidity in that instance was the absence of me... Larry Summers: Kathrine, I've got students in my office now. Students. Undergrads. I don't know, from the looks of it, they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers franchise. Larry Summers: Larry Summers: Good morning. Cameron Winklevoss: Good morning sir. I'm Cameron Winklevoss, and this is my brother Tyler. Larry Summers: And you're here because... either of you can answer. Cameron Winklevoss: Oh, I'm sorry sir, I thought you were reading the letter. Larry Summers: I've read the letter. Cameron Winklevoss: Well, we came up with an idea for a website called HarvardConnection, and we've since changed the name to ConnectU - and Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea... Larry Summers: I understand. And I'm asking what you want me to do about it. Cameron Winklevoss: Well, sir, in the Harvard student handbook, which is distributed to each freshmen, under the heading "Standards of Conduct in the Harvard Community," it says that the college expects all students to be honest and forthcoming in their dealings with members in this community. Students are required to respect public and private ownership, and instances of theft, misappropriation... Larry Summers: Anne? Anne: Yes, sir? Larry Summers: Punch me in the face. Larry Summers: Go ahead. Cameron Winklevoss: ... or unauthorized use will result in disciplinary action, including a requirement to withdraw from the college. Larry Summers: And you memorized that instead of doing what?
Sean Parker: What's the package? Mark Zuckerberg: Nothing. Sean Parker: Mackey? Mackey: Yes, sir? Sean Parker: Refresh! Sean Parker: And you're not a hugger, I know.
Erica Albright: You know, from a woman's perspective, sometimes not singing in an a cappella group is a good thing. Mark Zuckerberg: This is serious. Erica Albright: On the other hand, I do like guys who row crew. Mark Zuckerberg: Well, I can't do that. Erica Albright: I was kidding! Mark Zuckerberg: Yes, I got nothing wrong on the test. Erica Albright: Have you ever tried? Mark Zuckerberg: I'm trying right now. Erica Albright: To row crew? Mark Zuckerberg: To get into a Final Club. To row crew? No, are you like, whatever, delusional? Erica Albright: Maybe, it's just sometimes you say two things at once, I'm not sure which one I'm supposed to be aiming at. Mark Zuckerberg: But you've seen guys who row crew right? Erica Albright: No. Mark Zuckerberg: Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world class athletes. And a second ago you said that you like guys who row crew so I assumed you had met one. Erica Albright: I guess I just meant I like the idea of it. You know, the way a girl likes cowboys.
Marylin Delpy: Pay them. In the scheme of things, it's a speeding ticket.
Eduardo Saverin: Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout!
