Scrooge McDuck: Wiped out with a wish. If I ever get my money back, I promise I'll never make another wish for myself again.
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Genie: Las Vegas must be some place if Caesar built his palace there!
Dijon: Is there a doctor in the pyramid?
Genie: Hey, Pop! Give me a five! Get down! Get back! Get real! Get a haircut!
Scrooge McDuck: Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?
Genie: Finally, room to stretch! My foot's been asleep for six centuries.
Genie: You call these party animals? They're lifeless!
Dijon: Whoever said money cannot buy peace of mind must have had the brain of a garbonzo bean.
Scrooge McDuck: Genie, get ready to grant my last wish... and yours too. I wish... the genie... would turn into... a real boy.
Genie: Whoo, cold food closet! Where do you hang the chickens?
Scrooge McDuck: Wiped out with a wish. If I ever get my money back, I promise I'll never make another wish for myself again.
Scrooge McDuck: I wish me, and my family, and the bin were back in Duckburg, right now!
Launchpad: Either the water's getting higher or the roof is getting lower!
Dewey: What is that? A Mexican Jumping Lamp?
Mrs. Beakley: If there's one thing I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats!
Launchpad: I've got the bin at 12: 00 high, Mr. McD... give or take 10 minutes.
Dijon: Master, all this flip-flapping - maybe we take the bus back?
Scrooge McDuck: Don't bother landing! I don't have time for any more disasters!
Scrooge McDuck: Look, without that genie, it's wasting away.
Genie: Las Vegas must be some place if Caesar built his palace there!
Dijon: Is there a doctor in the pyramid?
Genie: Hey, Pop! Give me a five! Get down! Get back! Get real! Get a haircut!
Scrooge McDuck: Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?
Genie: Finally, room to stretch! My foot's been asleep for six centuries.
Genie: You call these party animals? They're lifeless!
Dijon: Whoever said money cannot buy peace of mind must have had the brain of a garbonzo bean.
Scrooge McDuck: Genie, get ready to grant my last wish... and yours too. I wish... the genie... would turn into... a real boy.
Genie: Whoo, cold food closet! Where do you hang the chickens?
Huey: Gee, I guess one of us has got to wish for peace and happiness all over the world. Genie: Hey. These are wishes, not miracles.
Louie: I'm going to wish for a million wishes! Genie: Get serious! That never works!
Genie: Do you have to yell at me all the time? Scrooge McDuck: Hmpf! I wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for you. Thanks to you, I've got a crazy animal act on my tail. Genie: That's it, blame the genie. I only saved your life.
Launchpad: Forward, ho! Launchpad: Reverse, ho! Scrooge McDuck: If you don't stop crashing, I'll give you the heave ho!
Huey: Your master was a bird? Genie: Bird, dragon, wolf. He can change into anything. He's an evil sorcerer. Dewey: But he can't still be alive. Louie: He'd be ancient. Huey: Yeah. Olden than Uncle Scrooge even. Genie: Yeah, except his first wish was to live forever. Huey: Ooh! Good wisher! Genie: No! BAD wisher! Genie: You don't know! He made me do the worst things. Dewey: Like what? Genie: Did you ever hear of Atlantis? It was everybody's favourite resort until Merlock couldn't get reservations. Then down she went! And poor Pompeii! Mount Vesuvius would have never blown its top if Merlock hadn't blown his! Louie: But what are YOU worried about? He used up his wishes. Genie: That's just it. Merlock has unlimited wishes because he has a magic talisman. It's what gives him all his powers. And when he puts it on the lamp, he gets as many wishes as he wants! Now do you see why I'm a little jumpy? Louie: Well, maybe we should wish for the talisman. Genie: Oh, that's the one wish I can't do. You'd have to steal it from him yourself, and good luck! Louie: Well, don't worry about that mean old master now. Dewey: Yeah. He has no idea you're with us, and that's the way it's gonna stay.
Huey: Can't he stay with us, Uncle Scrooge? Dewey: Yeah. Scrooge McDuck: Oh no! I'm not letting this wee gold mine out of my sight! Dewey: But he's our friend. Scrooge McDuck: Nonsense! A genie's not a person! A genie is a-a-a... a thing! Scrooge McDuck: Inside. Genie: Bye, guys. It was great while it lasted.
Dewey: What a ride! Louie: Yeah, I wouldn't mind doing it again now that I know that you can live through it!
Genie: What's more important - a fortune or your life? Scrooge McDuck: Well... Genie: Hey! It's not exactly a trick question.
Dewey: Quick, get back in the lamp! Genie: No! Not the lamp! Put me in a dog house, a madhouse, even a house of pancakes! Anywhere but the lamp!
Louie: He stole clothes? Scrooge McDuck: Ach, nothing but old robes. Forty years of searching, and I end up with Collie Baba's dirty laundry! Webby: Well, at least the box is pretty, Uncle Scrooge.
Genie: Now look what you've gone and done! Webby: What's wrong? She's cute. Genie: And big! Big wishes always big trouble! The bigger the wish, the bigger the trouble! Louie: He's right. One look at that elephant, and Uncle Scrooge will want to know what's up. Genie: Everyone who sees it will, and pretty soon, everyone will be fighting over me, the wishes will get out of control, and I'll end up being in the lamp for another thousand years! Louie: Jeepers! I hadn't thought of that! Genie: So please, please! Make small wishes!
Genie: Music! Food! Guacamole! It's a party! Gotta boogie! Gotta Bingo! I gotta get out of this lamp! Scrooge McDuck: Can you keep quiet at all? Genie: If you let me out, I'll be as quiet as a mouse and just as small. Scrooge McDuck: Oh, all right! Genie: Hey! Look at that! A couple of single guys out on the town! Scrooge McDuck: Guess again. Scrooge McDuck: You can watch the ball from here. Otherwise, you go back in the lamp. Genie: But what if I win the door prize?
Louie: At least we still have each other. Think of poor Genie. Dewey: If only there was a way we could sneak in and get back the lamp. Huey: But there are so many alarms. Scrooge McDuck: Aye, hundreds... and 14, 657 ways to trigger them. Dewey: And you know each and every one, don't you, Uncle Scrooge? Scrooge McDuck: Aye. Louie: Maybe the way to shut them off? Scrooge McDuck: Aye! Come lads! Something tells me we should plan a full-scale invasion!
Duckworth: It's your ride, sir. Or should I say my ride? Scrooge McDuck: Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this for all the scones in Scotland!
Launchpad: Please put your seats back in an upright position. Scrooge McDuck: Just put the plane up in an upright position!
Dewey: Webby! What did you do this time? Webby: I'm sorry. Just make them stop! Louie: But I've only got one wish left! Scrooge McDuck: Boys! What is going on? Huey: Uh-oh. Looks like the jig is up. Go ahead, Louie.
Dewey: Do you think we'll see a mummy? Dijon: That reminds me, my mummy's expecting me. It's time for my nap.
Huey: You read the whole encyclopedia? Genie: Cover to cover to cover... what's this? Baseball? Bowling ball? Cinderella's ball? Huey: No, it's a globe of the Earth. Genie: Get back. You mean the Earth isn't flat? I must have missed that part. Louie: Boy, he HAS been in that lamp for a long time!
Huey: I wish for the world's biggest ice cream sundae. Uh, but not too big. Genie: Ice cream sundae, come on down! Genie: Better watch out for that wind sheer.
Dijon: Good morning, Scrooge sir. Scrooge McDuck: What's going on? Dijon: At the urging of MY Genie, I have decided to seek my fortune. Genie: I-I never thought he'd wish for your fortune, Mr. McDuck, I swear! Scrooge McDuck: But th-the lamp? Scrooge McDuck: Gravy? Dijon: That's right! I get the loot, you get the boot!
Genie: How can I ever thank you, Master? Scrooge McDuck: I'm not your master anymore! Genie: That's right! Can I call you "Uncle Scrooge"? Scrooge McDuck: You're a sweet kid, but don't press your luck. Dewey: So, what do you want to do as your first day as a boy? Genie: Well, let me put it this way... you'll never catch me, coppers! Huey: Quackarooney! Louie: Oh boy! Dewey: I'm gonna get you! Webby: Are you coming with us, Uncle Scrooge? Scrooge McDuck: You go ahead, Webby dear. We quad-zillionaires have our own ideas of fun.
Genie: Oh no! It's Merlock! Hide me! Hide me! Scrooge McDuck: I've got to get ye to my vault. It's the only safe place. Time to go back. Genie: But you saw what a dump it is. Scrooge McDuck: Sorry, Genie, but the party's over. Genie: And just when we were getting to be buddies.
Merlock: Are you certain this is where Scrooge lives? Dijon: Oh, this time I am very sure. I think. Merlock: Then we begin our search. Dijon: In the light? But I am not a popular favorite of that house! Scrooge find me, he kill me! Merlock: Then stay behind, if you wish! I'll try very hard to remember you at reward time.
Scrooge McDuck: I told you, I'm not going to the ball! Duckworth: But sir, I've already arranged for Launchpad to take you to the society's mountain lodge... Scrooge McDuck: So cancel Launchpad! I'll not only save face, but my life as well!
Scrooge McDuck: Launchpad! Look what you've done to these ancient ruins! Launchpad: Well, it could've been worse - it could've been something *new*.
Dewey: What is that? A Mexican Jumping Lamp?
