Dave: I'm not handicapped, I have you.
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Dave: Today I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.
Wally: I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up the butt.
Dave: We're in a warehouse, and you just hit a cow. I think we better back up.
Dave: I'm not handicapped, I have you.
Dave: Well excusez-moi, monsieur hot shit!
Capt. Braddock: What's the story here, Gatlin? I got the commissioner crawling up my ass!
Dave: Today I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.
Wally: I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up the butt.
Dave: We're in a warehouse, and you just hit a cow. I think we better back up.
Dave: I'm not handicapped, I have you.
Dave: Well excusez-moi, monsieur hot shit!
Capt. Braddock: What's the story here, Gatlin? I got the commissioner crawling up my ass!
Capt. Braddock: Okay, no more bullshit... Capt. Braddock: Was there or wasn't there a woman? Dave: Are you serious? Capt. Braddock: Yes, I'm goddamn serious. Dave: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman? Capt. Braddock: What the hell is he taking about? Wally: He reads lips. You're talking too fast. Capt. Braddock: Was there... a wom-an... pres-ent? Dave: Yes. There was... a wom-an... pres-ent. Capt. Braddock: Why is he talking like that? Wally: Because he's deaf... not stu-pid.
Dave: How many fingers am I holding up in front of your eyes right now? Wally: Three! Dave: That's good. That's pretty good, considering that he's blind.
Dave: Tell me the first thing that pops into your brain. Wally: Pussy! Dave: It's amazing! This man is cured!
Wally: So, you're the fat fuck that runs this show! Sutherland: Beautifully put, Mr. Karew. You're obviously a poet, a man after my own heart.
Dave: Don't look at me, look at the road! Wally: All right, if it'll make you feel better.
Wally: Where are we? Dave: Probably on our way to New Jersey by now. Wally: No kidding! I got family in there! Do you wanna come with me? Dave: Of course. You've earned my trust, Wally. You've been a very good friend to me these past couple days. You're always there for me. You never get me into trouble. Sometimes it seems a bit boring but that's a small price to pay for such a wonderful friendship. Wally: That's beautiful, Dave. Do you mean everything you just said? Dave: I'll tell you how I really feel in about a minute or two. Right now I'm a little overwhelmed by the STINK of the seven tons of garbage that you drove us into! Wally: Is THAT what it is? I thought you let one go! That's why I didn't say anything! Dave: That's very kind of you! Thank you!
Wally: These streets are bumpy. Dave: You're driving on the sidewalk!
Dave: Who are you talking to? Wally: I'm talking to you, you prick. Dave: Why don't you look me in the eye and say that? Wally: I would if I could but I can't, I'm blind. Dave: You're blind? Wally: Yes I'm blind, what are you, fucking deaf? Dave: Yes, I'm fucking deaf! Wally: You're really deaf? Dave: I'm really deaf. Wally: Then how do you know what I'm saying? Dave: Because I'm reading your lips, now you want the job or not?
Wally: Shazaam! Can you hear me? Dave: Wally! I heard you! I heard your voice! Wally: Hooray! You can hear me! Dave: What? Wally: You can hear me! Dave: No, schmuck, I'm deaf! I'm deaf! Now do you get it?
Adele: I think David got a little messed up. Dave: What did she say? Wally: She said she thinks you're an asshole!
Eve: But you see, you're the ones they're looking for. Not me. If I get on that helicopter with the coin, I get out of here squeaky clean. Dave: You're too tall for me anyway.
Dave: Fucking-A. Something bothers you, fuck it. Your wife leaves you, fuck her. Your boss fires you, fuck him. Fucking-A. Fuckin'em. Right? Wally: You're fucking right! Dave: It's a gift to be able to do that.
Mitzie: We're out of double rooms. I saved you a suite with two queens. Dave: Well, get them fellas out of there! We wanna get some sleep!
Wally: I hear jail ain't so bad, anyway, if you like it up the butt.
Capt. Braddock: I know the law! Now I get to shoot them! Gatlin: You can't. Capt. Braddock: What do you mean I can't? Gatlin: Captain, we got the real killer. Capt. Braddock: You're telling me I can't shoot them? Gatlin: No, sir. You can't. Capt. Braddock: We went to all this trouble to catch them and now I can't shoot them? Gatlin: It's time to go. Capt. Braddock: But I wanna shoot 'em! I wanna shoot em!
