Porter: Crooked cops. Do they come in any other way? If I'd been just a little dumber, I could have joined the force myself.
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Porter: Crooked cops. Do they come in any other way? If I'd been just a little dumber, I could have joined the force myself.
Porter: Nobody likes a monkey on his back: I had three, and they were cramping my style. I was gonna' have to lighten the load.
Porter: You'd think after five months of lying on my back, I would have given up any idea of getting even, just be a nice guy and call it a day. Nice guys are fine: you have to have somebody to take advantage of... but they always finish last.
Stegman: You're not gonna fuckin' kill me, are you?
Rosie: I think all those stories about you being dead are true. You're just too thick-headed to admit it.
Carter: You just don't get it, do you, you dumb... fuck.
Carter: The Outfit is not unreasonable, Porter... but no corporation in the world would agree to what you're asking.
Pearl: I love you, baby. I love you long time.
Bronson: Tell me where John is and I'll finish you quick. I promise you won't have to find out what your left ball tastes like.
Stegman: Don't let the bastards get ya' down.
Porter: Old habits die hard, I guess... if you don't kick 'em, they kick you. Ain't marriage grand?
Val Resnick: The problem with kicking a Chow's ass is an hour later you wanna do it again.
Carter: I don't want Mr. Bronson hearing about this... he'll think I'm getting soft. One of his principles has always been: if you don't understand it, get rid of it... a stitch in time, so to speak, so... stitch this mutt up, Phil.
Val Resnick: Hubba, hubba, hubba. I knew I'd seen that ass before.
Pearl: On your knees bitch, I want satisfaction.
Val Resnick: You are crazy! That's why I love ya.
Porter: Nobody likes a monkey on his back: I had three, and they were cramping my style. I was gonna' have to lighten the load.
Porter: You'd think after five months of lying on my back, I would have given up any idea of getting even, just be a nice guy and call it a day. Nice guys are fine: you have to have somebody to take advantage of... but they always finish last.
Rosie: I think all those stories about you being dead are true. You're just too thick-headed to admit it.
Stegman: You're not gonna fuckin' kill me, are you?
Carter: You just don't get it, do you, you dumb... fuck.
Carter: The Outfit is not unreasonable, Porter... but no corporation in the world would agree to what you're asking.
Pearl: I love you, baby. I love you long time.
Bronson: Tell me where John is and I'll finish you quick. I promise you won't have to find out what your left ball tastes like.
Stegman: Don't let the bastards get ya' down.
Val Resnick: The problem with kicking a Chow's ass is an hour later you wanna do it again.
Carter: I don't want Mr. Bronson hearing about this... he'll think I'm getting soft. One of his principles has always been: if you don't understand it, get rid of it... a stitch in time, so to speak, so... stitch this mutt up, Phil.
Val Resnick: Hubba hubba hubba.
Val Resnick: Hubba, hubba, hubba. I knew I'd seen that ass before.
Pearl: On your knees bitch, I want satisfaction.
Val Resnick: You are crazy! That's why I love ya.
Porter: Crooked cops. Do they come in any other way? If I'd been just a little dumber, I could have joined the force myself.
Porter: Old habits die hard, I guess... if you don't kick 'em, they kick you. Ain't marriage grand?
Bronson: Are you threatening me? Porter: I'm not threatening you, I'm threatening Carter.
Fairfax: What are you doing this for, man? Is it the principle of the thing? Porter: Stop it, I'm getting misty. Porter: And tell him it's $70,000! Fairfax: $70,000? Hell, my suits are worth more than that!
Stegman: You know what, Val, this one's on me. OK? Val Resnick: Do you see me reaching for my fucking wallet?
Porter: Who makes the decisions? Carter: Well, a committee would make the decision in this case... Porter: One man... you go high enough you always come to one man... who?
Rosie: How strong are you, Porter? Personally, I think you are the strongest man I have ever met. But I wonder if it's enough. Porter: For what? Rosie: If I know you, you want this Resnick guy for something he won't like. Porter: Yeah, I'm gonna kill him. Rosie: That's something he won't like.
Bronson: I'll get you your money, but you're never gonna' live to enjoy it. Porter: You let me worry about that. Here's the deal: I want you to deliver the money yourself. Bronson: You're one hell of an optimist. What in the world makes you think I'm gonna' deliver the money myself? Porter: Well if you don't you'll never see little Johnny again... Didn't come home from the fight last night, did he? He's a good lookin' kid, but I think you indulge him too much. I told him so. Bronson: Bullshit. You haven't got him. You wouldn't be that stupid. Porter: My Dad never bought me a Ferrari. I had to steal my first one. Nice inscription on the keychain. A little sappy. Want me to read it? Bronson: You're dead Porter. Nobody fucks with my family. You hear me? You're a dead man. Porter: That's Johnny, Mr Bronson, unless you turn up with the money... Is that a yes?... What's a matter? Cat got your crotch? Hmmm? Some decisions are hard, Mr. Bronson. Bronson: Where? Porter: I'll let you know. I'll be in touch.
Val Resnick: Beauty of the Chows is that they won't go to the cops. They keep everything in house... and, they don't feel pain the way we do. Porter: You notice anything about those guys, Val? Val Resnick: They look nasty... probably all Kung Fu-motherfuckers. Why, did I miss something? Porter: They weren't wearing their seatbelts.
Carter: There's something you want from me. Porter: Val Resnick gave you a hundred and thirty thousand dollars... Carter: He paid us. It was a debt. Porter: Seventy thousand dollars of it is mine, and I want it back. Carter: I'm sorry. Resnick told me, but I seem to have misplaced your name. Porter: Porter. Carter: Porter, right. I won't forget it again.
Bronson: What the hell's going on? Porter: You were right not to trust me.
Carter: Do you understand your value to the organization, Resnick? Carter: You're a sadist. You lack compunction. That comes in handy.
Oakwood Arms Manager: There's a young lady to see you, sir... her name is Pearl. Val Resnick: She's got two very bad habits; right now I'm only interested in one of 'em. Send her up.
Carter: Bravo. Sit down. Carter: My compliments. They were two of my best. Porter: No, they weren't. They lull too easily.
Val Resnick: Did you get a name? Stegman: He said his name is Porter. Val Resnick: Whoa, whoa, whoa, he said he was there for Porter? Stegman: No he said he WAS Porter. Stegman: I'm telling you I wouldn't want that guy after me neither. Val Resnick: Who am I? A nobody? Stegman: No. Val Resnick: I got friends. I'll I have to do is point! I pick up the phone and he's a dead man. And this time HE STAYS DEAD!
Rosie: Tell me something, Porter. When did you decide to leave? Was it the night that we slept together? Porter: No. It was the next day when I had to drive you to work. Rosie: You could have asked me to quit. Porter: You could have asked me to drive you somewhere else.
