Riggs: We're back, we're bad, you're black, I'm mad.
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Riggs: We're back, we're bad, you're black, I'm mad.
Martin Riggs: I'm not a cop tonight, Rog. This is personal.
Leo Getz: I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.
Martin Riggs: I'm surprised you haven't heard of me, I got a bad reputation, like sometimes I just go nuts like now ha ha!
Murtaugh: You are not dead until I tell you! Got that Riggs?
Martin Riggs: I'd like to see your drivers license and proof of insurance!
Martin Riggs: Hey, this is a real nice hobby room. All you need now is a hobby!
Martin Riggs: Hey, did anyone ever tell you if you sit on the rocks too long, you get piles? Come on, lets get out of here.
Martin Riggs: Get off me man! I don't want anybody to see us like this!
Roger Murtaugh: Riggs, you crazy son of a bitch!
Martin Riggs: Do you like your chili with or without crushed Oreos?
Martin Riggs: She's got a great body. She makes you want to buy rubbers.
Riggs, you crazy mother... Yeah!
Roger Murtaugh: I'm too old for this shit.
Riggs: We're back, we're bad, you're black, I'm mad.
Roger Murtaugh: Nailed 'em both!
Riggs: In one ear, out the RUBBER...
Martin Riggs: I'm surprised you haven't heard of me, I got a bad reputation, like sometimes I just go nuts like now ha ha!
Martin Riggs: I'm not a cop tonight, Rog. This is personal.
Martin Riggs: Hey, this is a real nice hobby room. All you need now is a hobby!
Leo Getz: I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.
Murtaugh: You are not dead until I tell you! Got that Riggs?
Martin Riggs: I'd like to see your drivers license and proof of insurance!
Martin Riggs: Hey, did anyone ever tell you if you sit on the rocks too long, you get piles? Come on, lets get out of here.
Martin Riggs: Get off me man! I don't want anybody to see us like this!
Martin Riggs: Hey, hey. Did you get them? The bad guys? Are they all gone? Roger Murtaugh: Yeah. Hey, hey. They've been... de-kaffir-nated.
Roger: Why didn't they plant the bomb in Trish's stove? Riggs: Yeah. Think of all the needless suffering that could've ended there! Roger: I'm gonna die on a toilet, aren't I? Riggs: Guys like you don't die on toilets.
Roger Murtaugh: Of course I'm black. That's why I want to go to South Africa. Roger Murtaugh: To join my oppressed brothers as they take up the struggle against this racist, fascist, White Minority Regime! Leo Getz: Fascist White Regime! Roger Murtaugh: One man, one vote! Leo Getz: One man, one vote! Roger Murtaugh: FREE SOUTH AFRICA you *dumb son of a bitch*! Leo Getz: You *dumb son of a bitch*! Consulate Envoy: Alright, I've had as much as I'm going to take! GET OUT!
Martin Riggs: Hey what's with you Rog? She was great, she was beautiful. Mickey McGee: Yeah, I liked it. She made me want to go out and buy rubbers right now!
Arjen "Aryan" Rudd: Mr. Getz got away. A missed opportunity and he gets away. He slips right through our fingers, and into the hands of the police. Arjen "Aryan" Rudd: What are you doing? Pieter Vorstedt: I was just checking to see if I was standing on plastic.
Martin Riggs: This stinks! Capt. Murphy: I don't give a fuck, Riggs. That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say "I don't give a fuck." Capt. Murphy: And Riggs. Capt. Murphy: What? Capt. Murphy: You know what that says? Martin Riggs: Yeah, the same thing as that. Martin Riggs: But I don't give a fuck. Roger Murtaugh: You're lucky. I have to live with that.
Pieter Vorstedt: I was going to offer you a drink, Riggs, but I hear you're on the wagon these days. Martin Riggs: Yeah, that stuff'll kill you quick. Listen, you know so much about me; who the hell are you? Pieter Vorstedt: I'm the guy that changed the course of your life, man. 4 years ago, Riggs, when you were a narc down in Long Beach, you were getting too close to us so we put a contract out on you. I handled it myself; drove your car right off the fucking road, remember? Now, of course, you weren't driving. You can't imagine the surprise. I pulled back this matted mop of blood-soaked hair to see this woman's face... your wife, right? She didn't die straightaway... took a bit of time. Pieter Vorstedt: Don't know much luck with women, do you, Riggs?
Roger Murtaugh: You're not going to make it! Martin Riggs: I'm gonna make it... Roger Murtaugh: No, there's not enough room! Martin Riggs: Sure I'll make it! Roger Murtaugh: You're not gonna make it! Roger Murtaugh: Ah, my side panel! Martin Riggs: Move over! Roger Murtaugh: Get over, motherfucker! Martin Riggs: Godamnit you were right, ya know? There wasn't enough room.
Martin Riggs: Police! Open up! Leo Getz: How do I know it's the police? Martin Riggs: After I shoot you through the door, you can examine the bullet. Open up!
Detective: How the hell do you do that man? Martin Riggs: Well, I dislocated my shoulder one time and I can do it whenever I want. Detective: God damn man, doesn't that hurt? Martin Riggs: Yes it does but not as much as when I put it back in!
Martin Riggs: Well if it isn't Mrs. Sigmund Fraud. Dr. Stephanie Woods: My door is always open. Martin Riggs: Well, I think we should keep this on a professional level, don't you, Doc? Dr. Stephanie Woods: Why do you do this to yourself Riggs? Martin Riggs: Well, who else am I supposed to do it to? None of them'll let me. Besides, I need the money.
Mickey McGee: Hey, Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with you guys? Martin Riggs: I'm sorry, that's very uncool. Mickey McGee: You're sorry? Check my shorts, for Christ's sake!
George: Mr. Murtaugh has a gun. Martin Riggs: Yeah, but it's an old gun and he's not a very good shot.
Arjen "Aryan" Rudd: Just get out of here, Kaffir-lover! Martin Riggs: Eeny... Meeny... Meinie... Martin Riggs: Hey Moe! Martin Riggs: Big Smile! Big Smile! BIG SMILE!
Trish Murtaugh: Is this your pen? Martin Riggs: Thanks, Martin Riggs: I keep losing it. Trish Murtaugh: Something's wrong. Martin Riggs: Naw, not really, just another goddamn pen. Trish Murtaugh: You were saying about the pen. Martin Riggs: Oh, it just reminds me of something thats all. Trish Murtaugh: Reminds you of what? Martin Riggs: Ah, reminds me of the night Vicki was killed. Trish Murtaugh: I didn't mean to push. Martin Riggs: Hang on that ok, we never talked about this did we. Martin Riggs: Well, I supposed to be meeting her for dinner and you know one of those romantic dinners for two. I was up to my eyeballs in work and I forgot about the whole thing. Martin Riggs: I guess she waited in the restaurant for an hour before she decided to drive home alone. It was midnight before I got home, I got home to a ringing phone, so naturally I answered it. They told me she was killed in a car crash. Martin Riggs: I should have been driving, I guess we would have been all right, huh. Anyway I remember falling down on my knees and I started shaking all over and I remember thinking I'm losing it, I'm losing it. So there I was lying on the living room floor. Lying there and I'm seeing under the couch and I see this gold pen. Gold pen just lying under the couch, I've been looking, haven't seen it in two months, there it is. Martin Riggs: She wasn't much of a housekeeper. And this voice goes off inside my head, kind a like a drill instructor, I really heard it. It said GET UP NOW. I didn't feel like it but I got up, muscles were still working and I drove to the hospital and identified her in the morgue and signed her out with my gold pen. Roger Murtaugh: Gold pen? Hey, Trish found one in the laundry the other day.
Martin Riggs: Where were you man? You my partner or what? Why didn't you follow me down? Leo Getz: Yeah, why didn't you follow him down? Roger Murtaugh: Shut up! From seven floors up?
Roger Murtaugh: That's downtown L.A. How would you like to have a house up here? Martin Riggs: Well, it would be okay on the three days of the year when you can actually see it!
Pieter Vorstedt: What is going on down here? Martin Riggs: Freeze dickhead! Get down here dickhead. Come on, it's been a bad day!
Martin Riggs: Hey, don't bother calling the police. I'm here already. Arjen Rudd: I should have known. Martin Riggs: Well, well... it's the master race! Arjen Rudd: I hope you realize the trouble you are in right now. Martin Riggs: Well, as usual, you people have everything all upside down and turned around and back to front.
Martin Riggs: I'll make you a deal, Arjen, or Aryan, or whatever the fuck your name is, I'll make you a little deal. You fold up your tents - and get the fuck out of my country - and I won't do anything to you. I'll leave you alone. Martin Riggs: Cause if you stick around here, I'm gonna FUCK YOUR ASS.
Leo Getz: Okay, okay, okay, okay, this is the best part okay? You make a tax deduction on interest payments you don't even make! Am I an innovator? Am I a genius? Martin Riggs: You're a swindler! Roger Murtaugh: Cheat! Leo Getz: Everyone cheats a little bit... look at the Pentagon!
Rudd: Now we DO have a serious diplomatic situation here, which I will be taking up with your state department first thing in the morning. Riggs: Whoa, you got me quakin' in my boots, but I'm still gonna bring you down. Rudd: My dear officer, you could not even give me a parking ticket!... Who is the dickhead now, eh?
Rika Van Den Haas: What are you doing here? Martin Riggs: Oh, I've just been upstairs with your boss, shooting the breeze... shooting his fish.
Capt. Murphy: Murtaugh, all that damage you caused downtown is comin' out of the department's budget! Roger: Fine. Pay it off in Krugerrands. Capt. Murphy: Don't make jokes, Murtaugh, make arrests!
Martin Riggs: Hey Rog, could you reach into my pocket there? Roger Murtaugh: Here you go. Martin Riggs: I, I want you to throw those things away, those things'll kill ya.
Roger Murtaugh: Trish, take the kids upstairs. Carrie Murtaugh: Daddy, we learn about this every day in Human Development. Chill out. Roger Murtaugh: Hu- human what? Human Development what? Trish? Carrie Murtaugh: Development, Daddy. Chill out! Roger Murtaugh: Human Development! Trish Murtaugh: Come on, guys, upstairs, upstairs!
Rika Van Den Haas: Rudd's hiding behind his diplomatic credentials, isn't he? Riggs: He's not a very good guy, your boss. Rika Van Den Haas: Then whatever he's doing, he shouldn't get away with it.
Roger Murtaugh: Holy shit... thousands... freakin' millions! BILLIONS! Fucking Donald Trump Lotto. Roger Murtaugh: These are thousand dollar bills! Man, with what I'm holding in my hand, I could put all my kids through college. Martin Riggs: Why don't you take it? Roger Murtaugh: Fuckin' drug money, man! Martin Riggs: So what? Do something good with it. Rudd's not gonna need it, not where he's going.
Roger Murtaugh: Riggs, you crazy son of a bitch!
