King Neptune: You have confessed to the crime of touching the royal crown. Prisoner: Y-yes, but... King Neptune: BUT WHAT? Prisoner: B-but it's my job, your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher! King Neptune: Well, I suppose I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is!
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Squidward Tentacles: Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.
Men in bar: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar
Are you crazy? I was just gonna say that your fly is down. Manager! This is the greatest day of my life!
SpongeBob SquarePants: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
King Neptune: Have this pole executed at once.
Squidward Tentacles: Chum Bucket? Free? Kabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?
Plankton: I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank - !
SpongeBob SquarePants: All right folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: Patrick, and this big peanut guy! It's a little ditty called..."WAITER!"
Patrick Star: Can I have everybody's attention?... I have to use the bathroom.
Squidward Tentacles: Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready! Promotion! I'm ready! Promotion!...
SpongeBob SquarePants: Cleanliness is next to managerliness.
David Hasselhoff: Ya done good Hasselhoff, ya done... Ow.
Karen the Computer: Don't get so worked up again, Plankton. I just mopped the floors.
SpongeBob SquarePants: For your information, we are not kids, we are men.
Plankton: Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby.
Old Lady: Come on kiddies, have some icecream. I'll even let you pet Mr. Whiskers.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: My pants are on fire!... My underwear is on fire!... I'M ON FIRE!
David Hasselhoff: Take it easy back there fellas
SpongeBob SquarePants: Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards.
Sheldon J. Plankton: Hahahaha! Who can stop me now? Hahaha! Who?
Sheldon J. Plankton: No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't going to build itself! Move faster!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Cleanliness is next to manager-lines. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
SpongeBob SquarePants: ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da
SpongeBob SquarePants: I have to tell you something, Squidward.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay. see you at the ceremony.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.
SpongeBob SquarePants: We're going to the place where all the action is.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion... Eww, I think I stepped in something.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh. Sorry, Plankton. Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, good luck with that. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes! Yeah! Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Yeah! All right!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood.
SpongeBob SquarePants: A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Waiter, let's get another round over here. Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Waiter. Oh, waiter. Waiter. Wai-toor. Waiter!
SpongeBob SquarePants: All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...
SpongeBob SquarePants: I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.
Squidward Tentacles: Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.
Men in bar: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar
SpongeBob SquarePants: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
Squidward Tentacles: Chum Bucket? Free? Kabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?
King Neptune: Have this pole executed at once.
Plankton: I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank - !
SpongeBob SquarePants: All right folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: Patrick, and this big peanut guy! It's a little ditty called..."WAITER!"
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready. Depression.
Patrick Star: Can I have everybody's attention?... I have to use the bathroom.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you crazy? I was just gonna say that your fly is down. Manager! This is the greatest day of my life!
SpongeBob SquarePants: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
King Neptune: Have this pole executed at once.
Plankton: I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank - !
SpongeBob SquarePants: All right folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: Patrick, and this big peanut guy! It's a little ditty called..."WAITER!"
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, front and center! I think we both know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. Squidward Tentacles: I couldn't agree more, sir. Fish: Hooray for SpongeBob! SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it. Squidward Tentacles: I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realise that you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along. SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you crazy? I was just going to say that your fly was down. Manager! This is the greatest day of my LIFE!
Plankton: Oh Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success. The formula for the Krabby Patty... Ohhh... Then people would line up to eat at MY restaurant! Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet... from A to Y! Karen the Computer: A to Y? Plankton: Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet. Karen the Computer: What about Z? Plankton: Z? Karen the Computer: Z... The letter after Y... Plankton: W, X, Y... Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said. Karen the Computer: Oh, boy. Plankton: Oh. Ohhh... It's evil. It's diabolical. It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail!
Captain Bart the Pirate: I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Captain Bart the Pirate: Tickets to the SpongeBob Movie!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I am 100-percent MAN! And this MAN has got something to say to you! SpongeBob SquarePants: There! I think I made my point.
Patrick Star: SpongeBob? Patrick Star: Hey, where are you going? SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm going home, Patrick. Patrick Star: But what about Mr Krabs? SpongeBob SquarePants: What about us? WE'LL never survive in that trench! You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just... kids. Patrick Star: We're NOT kids! SpongeBob SquarePants: OPEN YOUR EYES, PATRICK! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream - we worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! WE DON'T BELONG OUT HERE. Patrick Star: We do NOT worship him! SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, you've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight! What do you call that? Patrick Star: Worship...? Oh, you're right, SpongeBob! We ARE kids! SpongeBob SquarePants: Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.
Patrick Star: It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.
Squidward Tentacles: Who turned on the AC? Squidward Tentacles: Mr Krabs! Oh no, this is terrible! Who's going to sign my paycheck?
King Neptune: You have confessed to the crime of touching the royal crown. Prisoner: Y-yes, but... King Neptune: BUT WHAT? Prisoner: B-but it's my job, your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher! King Neptune: Well, I suppose I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Fill her up, please. Attendant #1: What'll it be, fellas? Mustard or ketchup?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, get it together, old boy. I know, I'll just stop thinking about it. SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad! Patrick Star: Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! Patrick Star: Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
SpongeBob SquarePants: People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of... Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Uh, SpongeBob... SpongeBob SquarePants: Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm making a complete what of myself? SpongeBob SquarePants: The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? SpongeBob SquarePants: And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone? Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know what Plankton's paying you... But maybe these can make it worth your while. Dennis: You think I can be bought with five... what are these? SpongeBob SquarePants: That, sir, is five Goober dollars, legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober.
King Neptune: Mindy, what is this? Mindy: Your crown? King Neptune: And do you know what it does? Mindy: Cover up your bald spot? King Neptune: It's not bald! It's... thinning.
Plankton: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! SpongeBob SquarePants: Eww, I think I stepped in something. Plankton: Not in something, ON SOMEONE, you twit!
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: But before we begin the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager! SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah! Yeah! OWW! OW-HOWW! Yeah, now we're talking! Yeah! OWWW! Shhh!
Patrick Star: Are they laughing at us? SpongeBob SquarePants: No Patrick, they're laughing next to us.
Victor: HEY! Who blew this bubble? Victor: You all know the rules! Thug Tug Patrons: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
Patrick Star: Are they laughin' at us? SpongeBob SquarePants: No Patrick, they're laughing next to us.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready! Promotion! I'm ready! Promotion!...
