John: Abby, you and Harper have a perfect relationship! Why do you want to ruin that by engaging in one of the most archaic institutions in the history of the human race? Abby: Because I want to marry her. John: Okay, you say that, but what you're actually doing is tricking the woman you claim to love by trapping her into a box of hetero-normativity and trying to make her your property. She is not a rice cooker, or a cake plate! She's a human being. Abby: It's not about owning her! It's about building a life with her. She is my person and I really want everyone to know that. John: I suppose that's one way of looking at it. So when are you going to ask her? Abby: I was thinking of doing it on New Years, but now that I'm going home with her... Abby: I understand that this is really old-fashioned, but I want to ask her dad for his blessing and propose on Christmas morning. John: I'm sorry, ask her dad for his blessing? Way to stick it to the patriarchy! Really well done.
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Abby: She is my person, and I really want everyone to know that. I want to marry her.
Riley: I can relate to being in love with somebody that is too afraid to show the world who they are.
Harper: I'm scared that if I tell them who I really am I will lose them!
John: Everybody's story is different.
Harper: I am not hiding you! I am hiding me!
Abby: Thank you for trying to get me to like Christmas. I love that you love it. I'm just so content taking care of other people's pets when they're away for the holiday.
John: Hey, Harper not coming out to her parents has nothing to do with you. Abby: How could it not? John: Remind me, what did your parents say when you told them you were gay? Abby: Um, that they loved and supported me. John: That's amazing! My dad kicked me out of the house and didn't talk to me for 13 years after I told him. Everybody's story is different. There's your version and my version, and everything in between. But the one thing all of those stories have in common is that moment right before you say those words. When your heart is racing and you don't know what's coming next. That moment's really terrifying! And once you say those words, you can't un-say them. A chapter has ended, and a new one's begun. You have to be ready for that. You can't do it for anyone else. John: Just because Harper isn't ready doesn't mean she never will be, and it doesn't mean she doesn't love you.
Abby: What are you doing on your phone? John: I'm sorry, I left a gentleman alone in my apartment so I'm tracking him to make sure he leaves. Abby: You're tracking him? John: Yeah, I track everybody. If the NSA can do it, so can I.
Harper: Sloane wasn't lying! I'm gay, and I am in love with Abby. I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner, but I know how much appearances and reputation matter to you. And me being gay didn't fit into the plan. But I let myself hurt Riley because I was so scared that you'd find out I wasn't who you wanted me to be, and I still regret it. I can't do that to Abby and throw away our life together. So I am done being scared, and I am done keeping secrets. Harper: I love you. Sloane: Eric and I are getting a divorce. We separated a few months ago. Truth is, I didn't tell you because without my family I'm worthless to you. We've spent our entire lives trying to earn your love, and I'm done too. Jane: I don't have any secrets, but I am an ally! Abby: I'm going to go. Harper: Wait, no. No! I did it! Abby: I'm sorry. It's just too late.
Abby: You can be totally honest with me. Like, about anything. Seriously. I can take it. Harper: Okay. Then you should know that it is very difficult to sit next to you at dinner and not be able to kiss you.
Riley: What is happening? Abby: I don't know. Yesterday I never felt closer to another person in my entire life, and now I don't know her. I thought she loved me and was happy, but I see her here and she's so terrified of what everyone thinks. It's just making me wonder who the real Harper is. You know? Riley: Maybe they both are. Abby: I was gonna ask her to marry me tomorrow. Riley: I'm gonna get you a real drink. Okay?
John: Have you managed to get a man's permission to take ownership of an adult, human woman yet? Abby: Not exactly. John: What's going on? You sound tense. Abby: I'm not tense! I'm great. There's just one tiny thing. Um, Harper isn't out and her parents don't know we're together. John: Okay, you know what? I always felt like something was off. You can't go over a year without meeting your significant other's parents. Trust me, I have tried! Abby: I know, but it's not that big of a deal because she does plan on telling them immediately after the holidays. John: So, what, her parents are believing their straight daughter brought home her lesbian friend for Christmas? Abby: No! No, they also think that I'm straight. John: Have they ever met a lesbian? Abby: It's not so bad! It's kind of fun having a secret. John: Yeah, I mean, there's nothing more erotic than concealing your authentic selves! Abby: I know it's not ideal, but I know it's what she needs right now.
Harper: Abby! Abby: How did you even... Harper: I tracked you. John taught me. Abby: I just want to go home. Harper: I know! I just, please let me say this. You are my family! You are the love of my life. I was terrible and I wish that I could undo everything, but I promise you I will make it up to you. I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you, and I won't hurt you like this again. But please, give me another chance. I want to build a life with you. Please? Abby: But, what about your parents? Harper: I don't care what they think. I only care about you. If I have you that's all I need. Be with me?
Abby: How are you here? John: When are you going to get this? I have been tracking you. Tipper: Hello? John: Hi! Tipper: I'm Tipper, this is my home. Are you the ex-boyfriend? John: Yes, I am John. Abby's heterosexual ex-boyfriend and I have come to get her back. Tipper: I see. Well, it would have been nice to have known you were coming, but since you are here... enjoy! John: Thank you so much! John: Okay, I nailed that and she is fabulous. Abby: What are you doing? John: That phone call earlier was a cry for help. I'm here to rescue you. Please get your things.
Abby: I haven't had a family Christmas in 10 years. Also, a fact you don't know about me - I'm actually very good with parents. Harper: Okay, there's something that we should talk about before we get to my parent's house. Abby: What is it? Harper: Do you remember this summer when I came out to my parents and told them we were together and they took it really well? Abby: Yeah. Harper: Okay, well that wasn't entirely accurate. Abby: They didn't take it well? Harper: No! No, no... um, I didn't tell them.
Abby: My parents loved Christmas. We would do all the stuff. We would decorate and do the tree and watch, like, every Christmas movie. After they died, I couldn't really bring myself to acknowledge Christmas. John: Hmm. Abby: The holidays were just a huge reminder of them not being here. So I really thought maybe this year with Harper and meeting her family, you know, that it would just feel different. I don't think that she loves me as much as I thought she did. John: Hey, Harper not coming out to her parents has nothing to do with you.
John: Abby, you and Harper have a perfect relationship! Why do you want to ruin that by engaging in one of the most archaic institutions in the history of the human race? Abby: Because I want to marry her. John: Okay, you say that, but what you're actually doing is tricking the woman you claim to love by trapping her into a box of hetero-normativity and trying to make her your property. She is not a rice cooker, or a cake plate! She's a human being. Abby: It's not about owning her! It's about building a life with her. She is my person and I really want everyone to know that. John: I suppose that's one way of looking at it. So when are you going to ask her? Abby: I was thinking of doing it on New Years, but now that I'm going home with her... Abby: I understand that this is really old-fashioned, but I want to ask her dad for his blessing and propose on Christmas morning. John: I'm sorry, ask her dad for his blessing? Way to stick it to the patriarchy! Really well done.
John: Okay, so I might have been a little judgmental when we last spoke. You are in an unusual situation, and as your friend I should have created a safe space for you to share without the threat of criticism. So, I'm sorry. I am here, no judgement. What is going on? Abby: Well, let's see, I was arrested by mall security yesterday and how Harper's entire family thinks I'm a criminal. And after spending her entire night until 2: 00 in the morning with her ex-boyfriend Connor, she's acting like someone I barely even recognize. I want to just get out of here, but it would cost me like $1000 to get a ride and this is why I avoid Christmas! It brings out the worst in everything! I know this isn't about me, I just feel crazy. Do I stick it out for two days? It's not that long. But I don't know. What would you do? John: Uhh... um... I don't know, I'm gonna have to give this a think. I think.
Abby: Oh! You're room's in the basement? Jane: Oh, yeah. I had night terrors. They put me down here so I wouldn't wake everyone up.
Tipper: Abby, what are you doing in the closet? Abby: Oh, I must have been sleepwalking! Tipper: Oh, that can be very dangerous. I once took too many Ambien and I bought a racehorse online.
Connor: Abby, what do you do? Abby: Oh, I'm working on my PhD in art history over at Carnegie Mellon. My parents were professors there, so I kind of wanted to follow in their footsteps. Ted: You know, before law school, I took all the money I had and went to Paris for a month. Spent every day in museums! That experience made me the man I am. Abby: That must have been incredible. What a dream! Ted: It was. Boy, Carnegie Mellon, huh? Bet you could teach me a thing or two.
Tipper: What is going on! Sloane: Yeah, what is going on? Harper, do you want to tell them, or should I? Harper: Don't, Sloane! Sloane: Why? It's not good timing? Tipper: Girls, stop that this instant! Jane: Come one, guys. Just hug it out. Harper, Sloane: Shut up, Jane! Harper: Don't do this, Sloane! Sloane: All this because you're scared to not be the favorite. Pathetic! Ted: Sloane, you're making a scene! Sloane: I am? You think she's so innocent? All of this is happening because Harper is... Harper is a lesbian! Abby's her girlfriend. Harper: She is lying! I am not a lesbian!
Harper: Riley! Riley: Harper. Harper: Sorry, um, Riley, this is Abby. Abby is my Abby: Orphan. Roommate. We... I am an orphan, but we live together. As friends, um, like acquaintances. Harper: Oh, please stop. Abby: Yeah. Riley: Nice to meet you. So, I'm just gonna sneak on by you guys. Abby: Was that "the" Riley? Harper: Okay, that one really wasn't my fault. Abby: Well, who knows, maybe another one of your exes will bring out dessert.
Harper: Mom, what are you doing? Tipper: I started an Instagram feed for your father to give voters a peek behind the curtain. Your mother's going viral!
Abby: So, Sloane and Eric, you guys make gift baskets, right? Sloane: No. We create curated gift experiences inside of handmade reclaimed wood vessels. Eric: Yeah, the vessels are gorgeous. She has impeccable taste. Sloane: Oh, no, honey, you have the eye. Abby: That sounds great. Sloane: Yeah, Gwynnie seems to think so. Paltrow. Goop picked us up, and sales have been through the roof ever since.
Tipper: Kids, what are you doing back there? Magnus: Playing hide-and-seek like Abby and Aunt Harper.
