Larten Crepsley: Life may be meaningless, but death I still have hope for.
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Larten Crepsley: Life may be meaningless, but death I still have hope for.
Mr. Shan: College! Job! Family! And one day, if you're really lucky, you'll be standing here yelling at a teenager of your own.
Evra the Snake Boy: Yeah. Shedding, huh. Itches like crazy. Uh, you should actually go wash your hand off before you get pinkeye.
Gavner Purl: There are no real generals left, hombre. You and I, we're the last of the Mo-Freakins.
Larten Crepsley: It's been a long night. I just flitted across two states. I think I'll just hit the pine early.
Darren Shan: Just because I'm a vampire doesn't mean I'm bloodthirsty. It's not about what you are. It's about who you are.
Madame Truska: You don't love me anymore. It's my beard.
Larten Crepsley: Your mouth says no, but your beard says yes.
Larten Crepsley: Now, boys, vampires don't exist, but if one did and he thought someone knew, he might smother them in their sleep.
Larten Crepsley: Look, if you become a vampire, you have to leave your friends and your family. It's deeply depressing. Trust me.
Larten Crepsley: Wanna become a vampire? It's a lonely life but there's lots of it.
Steve: You stole from a vampire? Do you realize you're a dead man? You're a dead man!
Steve: Darren, I hate you so much for leaving me here with these... idiots. Darren. Hey, Shan! ASSWIPE, ARE YOU IN THERE?
Rebecca: Darren, being human's not about what you are. It's about who you are.
Larten Crepsley: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I am so excited to be here in an anonymous small town which used to have character but is now just a bland suburb filled with chain stores and surrounded by slums. Larten Crepsley: It really is a pleasure to be here. And I am SO honored that bla, bla, bla and so on and so forth, et cetera, ad nauseam.
Larten Crepsley: Life may be meaningless, but death I still have hope for.
Darren Shan: Can I, like, turn into a bat and stuff? Larten Crepsley: No. That's bullshit.
Mr. Shan: College! Job! Family! And one day, if you're really lucky, you'll be standing here yelling at a teenager of your own.
Larten Crepsley: Nice night, actually. Larten Crepsley: Is that the Little Dipper or the big one? I can never remember it. Larten Crepsley: Sorry about that. I had to do that or they would never believe you were dead. Don't worry. There's no damage to your spinal cord. And I'll sneak into the funeral home and fix your broken neck. Oh, and... sorry about this next part.
Evra the Snake Boy: Yeah. Shedding, huh. Itches like crazy. Uh, you should actually go wash your hand off before you get pinkeye.
Larten Crepsley: Nice room. Some excellent reading material you have here. Thought this was on the internet now. Darren Shan: Mine's blocked.
Gavner Purl: There are no real generals left, hombre. You and I, we're the last of the Mo-Freakins.
Mr. Tall: Are you boys 21? Are you 21? Say yes! Darren Shan, Steve: Yeah. Mr. Tall: Good. You don't have a tendency towards panic, sudden cardiac arrest, or crippling anxiety, do you? Say no! Darren Shan: No. Steve: Nope. Mr. Tall: All right, then. Go ahead in. Show's about to start.
Larten Crepsley: You're not to leave camp anymore. Darren Shan: Why not? Larten Crepsley: Because I said so. Darren Shan: You're not my dad. You can't tell me what to do.
Darren Shan: So big bad old Crepsley became a vampire 'cause he got dumped? Darren Shan: Have you ever been "dumped?" Darren Shan: Yeah. Darren Shan: Then perhaps you should be more sympathetic.
Larten Crepsley: It's been a long night. I just flitted across two states. I think I'll just hit the pine early.
Darren Shan: Just because I'm a vampire doesn't mean I'm bloodthirsty. It's not about what you are. It's about who you are.
Madame Truska: You don't love me anymore. It's my beard.
Larten Crepsley: Your mouth says no, but your beard says yes.
Larten Crepsley: Now, boys, vampires don't exist, but if one did and he thought someone knew, he might smother them in their sleep.
Larten Crepsley: Look, if you become a vampire, you have to leave your friends and your family. It's deeply depressing. Trust me.
Larten Crepsley: Wanna become a vampire? It's a lonely life but there's lots of it.
Madame Truska: You're in danger, terrible danger. Your life and soul are in jeopardy. Madame Truska: What did I say? Larten Crepsley: Nothing. Something about the weather. Chance of thunderstorms tomorrow. Don't worry. I'll stay indoors.
Darren Shan: Will it work, hypnotizing them? Larten Crepsley: It works on the memories but not on the emotions. Not really. They'll always feel that you're still alive somehow. Darren Shan: Well, that's good, right? Larten Crepsley: Is it?
Larten Crepsley: Did you hear that, Gavner? Missy broke up with me because I was a vampire. Funny, I always thought it was the only thing she liked about me.
Steve: You stole from a vampire? Do you realize you're a dead man? You're a dead man!
Steve: Darren, I hate you so much for leaving me here with these... idiots. Steve: Darren. Hey, Shan! ASSWIPE, ARE YOU IN THERE?
Murlaugh: My teachers troubled me when I was a lad. They caned me and caned me till I was bloody. Murlaugh: Then one day, I took up a broken switch, and I rammed it in my teacher's eyeball. Mr. Kersey: Who are you? Murlaugh: I'm his mentor.
Mr. Kersey: Whatcha GOT for me?
Darren Shan: You know, sometimes it seems like life is all planned out. There's no choice in the matter. We're all gonna end up in the same place, whether we like it or not. But sometimes things aren't so simple. You can end up hurting the people you love the most; betraying the people you want to come through for.
Rebecca: Darren, being human's not about what you are. It's about who you are.
Madame Truska: Why can't you just get a cell phone? Larten Crepsley: Because vampires don't need cellphones.
Darren Shan: I don't know what came over me. I... I never steal things. Larten Crepsley: Why not? Darren Shan: Because it's wrong. Larten Crepsley: So, then, you've learned a valuable moral lesson. Darren Shan: Yes, I have. Larten Crepsley: And you'll never do anything wrong again as long as you live. Darren Shan: No, I won't. Larten Crepsley: You see? Now you're a thief and a liar!
Darren Shan: Hey, can I ask you something? Can I kiss you? Rebecca: Darren, I let you drink my blood. Sure, you can kiss me.
Madame Truska: Oh, Larten, you did it. You stuck your neck out for him. Larten Crepsley: You'd think a vampire would know better than to stick his neck out.
