Jimmy: Ted. I think... I think when we get to town I should call Betty. Ted: Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice. I mean, that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new. Jimmy: I don't know anyone new. Ted: Well, sex is a great way to meet them.
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Axel: Jesus Christmas! Holy Jesus! Goddamn! Holy Jesus jumping Christmas shit!
Jimmy: He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing.
Nurse Morgan: Axel, you are the Super Bowl of self-abuse!
Rob: Help! He's killing me! He's killing me!
Ted: Hey, honey, you got a sister? Ruff, ruff!
Two of 'em. Two. Count 'em. One, two.
Axel: Jesus Christmas! Holy Jesus! Goddamn! Holy Jesus jumping Christmas shit!
Jimmy: He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing.
Nurse Morgan: Axel, you are the Super Bowl of self-abuse!
Rob: Help! He's killing me! He's killing me!
Ted: Two of 'em. Two. Count 'em. One, two.
Ted: Hey, honey, you got a sister? Ruff, ruff!
Trish: Tommy! Tommy, get the hell outta here! Trish: You son of a bitch! I'll give ya something to remember us by.
Axel: Hey, hey. Where you going? Nurse Morgan: I'll tell you where I'm going! I'm going crazy!
Rob: What the hell are you doing here? Trish: What are you trying to do, kill me?
Axel: I'm free, doll. Nurse Morgan: And a bargain at twice the price. Axel: Hey. What's the matter? Nurse Morgan: I have a headache, Axel. For you, I always have a headache. Axel: Oh, I can fix that. Meet me in the cold room. I'm closing up for the night. What do you say? Okay? Nurse Morgan: Axel, I am not going to fake any more orgasms for you.
Samantha: Come on, Sara. Strip and dip. Sara: Sam, I said no. Samantha: Well then, I'm gonna go under and stay under until you do.
Officer Jamison: But to answer your question, yes, the man responsible for the murders in Wessex County this past week is at this moment in the Wessex County Medical Center morgue. Axel: Hey. That's you they're talking about on TV, pal.
Jimmy: Ted. I think... I think when we get to town I should call Betty. Ted: Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice. I mean, that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new. Jimmy: I don't know anyone new. Ted: Well, sex is a great way to meet them.
Mrs. Jarvis: Someone left the front door open again. Tommy: We're in the country. Mrs. Jarvis: Well, what happens if a psycho wanders in? Trish: He'd probably challenge him to a game of Zaxxon.
Rob: Jason's body has disappeared from the morgue. Trish: It was stolen. Rob: It was not stolen. Two people at the hospital are missing. Is this coincidence? He's alive.
Sara: I don't know how you do it. Samantha: I don't know how you don't. Sara: I mean... you do it with everybody. Samantha: Oh, I do not. I do it with Paul. Sara: Really? Samantha: Come on, Sara. I mean, you know how guys are. They lie about that all the time. They say that about everybody. Sara: They don't say anything about me. I mean, I don't have... Samantha: Ah ha ha... a reputation? Sara: I didn't say that. Samantha: Look, I got my reputation in the 6th grade. Sara: What does Paul think? Samantha: Paul thinks I'm great in bed, so that's where I keep him.
Ted: And Jimbo, don't be such a dead fuck. Jimmy: I told you... I told you that I didn't like that.
Vincent: This the guy that's been leaving the wet stuff? Officer Jamison: Yeah. This time he got seven kids and three bikers. This time they got him.
Nurse Morgan: Get lost, Axel. I'm busy. I've had more than enough of you for one night. Nurse Morgan: Read my lips, leave me alone! AAH!
Rob: My sister Sandra was just a really great kid. Trish: But the man that killed your sister is dead. Rob: No, he's alive. Look. Jason as a child, right? Artist's conception of Jason as described by a would-be victim, right? And then, the murders. Trish: But he's dead. Rob: Jason's body has disappeared from the morgue. Trish: It was stolen. Rob: It was not stolen! Two people at the hospital are missing. Just a coincidence? He's alive. Trish: Oh, my god. Tommy's at the house.
