T.J. Hicks: Can't a brother put his hand down another man's pants without setting off the faggot alarm?
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T.J. Hicks: Can't a brother put his hand down another man's pants without setting off the faggot alarm?
Gaspar Voorsboch: I will see you again, man-whore!
T.J. Hicks: Get off my tittie, you doped up cracker!
Enzo Giarraputo: No, Mom, if you're going to stick two in there, you're going to need a lot of lubricant... okay, bye.
Tourist: I'm from Canada and I'm wasted!
T.J. Hicks: We'll find the killer using your twat-sicle.
T.J. Hicks: Can't a brother put his hand down another man's pants without setting off the faggot alarm?
Gaspar Voorsboch: I will see you again, man-whore!
T.J. Hicks: Get off my tittie, you doped up cracker!
Angry European: Fuck off, you Yank!
Tourist: I'm from Canada and I'm wasted!
Enzo Giarraputo: No, Mom, if you're going to stick two in there, you're going to need a lot of lubricant... okay, bye.
T.J. Hicks: We'll find the killer using your twat-sicle.
Frenchman: I would like to take you from behind.
Frenchman: You have a nice ass.
Gaspar Voorsboch: I will see you again, man-whore!
T.J. Hicks: Get off my tittie, you doped up cracker!
Enzo Giarraputo: No, Mom, if you're going to stick two in there, you're going to need a lot of lubricant... okay, bye.
Frenchman: I would like to take you from behind.
Wealthy Woman in Car: Hey guys! I need a quick gigolo fix. What do you say? Enzo Giarraputo: Ahh. I'm judging a sand castle building competition this afternoon so... I can't help you. Mahmoud: Ahh... The dog ate my... penis.
T.J. Hicks: You like them big hairy balls dont ya? T.J. Hicks: Ah you pussy get off of me, get off of me!
Deuce Bigalow: Why aren't You in disguise? T.J. Hicks: I'm in disguise! ..I'm in blackface! T.J. Hicks: ...But You're black. T.J. Hicks: Yeah, well, I'm disguised as a different black guy. Deuce Bigalow: But You look the same.. T.J. Hicks: Oh, You tryin' to say we all look alike? Deuce Bigalow: No, that's not it! T.J. Hicks: You're such a racist, man, I got a good mind not to let You help prove I'm innocent!
T.J. Hicks: What is that? That is not a dick in my hand. T.J. Hicks: Anybody got some antibacterial gel? I got burnt dick on my hand.
Chadsworth Buckingham, III: So... Assapopolis, got any She-Johns lined up for Tonight? Assapopoulos Mariolis: I got the herpes. What're you gonna do, heh. Chadsworth Buckingham, III: Liar! Mahmoud, What's your excuse? Mahmoud: Uh, I just realized... I'm gay. Does anyone... want a blow job? Dutch Gigolo: I do. Mahmoud: Ok then. I guess I'd better go... put that penis in my mouth.
Gaspar Voorsboch: You die with the rest of them, Gigolo! Those Gigalos... robbed Me of My Manhood, I was never able to satisfy a Woman, and I shall see to it that they don't either! Deuce Bigalow: You don't have to kill anybody, Gaspar, cause You can please a Woman! These Gigalos... don't know what they're talking about! Chadsworth Buckingham, III: Is He talking about us? Deuce Bigalow: Do You really think that all a Woman wants; is for someone to give Her a mud pretzel, Turkish snow cone, or an Irish facial? Chadsworth Buckingham, III: Yes they do, liar! Deuce Bigalow: All a Woman really wants; is someone who cares about Her, asks Her about or day, or how She's feeling... or or at least pretends to. Chadsworth Buckingham, III: What? Gaspar Voorsboch: ...or when She's sad... Gaspar Voorsboch: ... cry with Her! Face it, these Gigalos are just ripping Women off! Chadsworth Buckingham, III: Hey, I'll let You know that I've had absolutely no complaints from any of those freaks! Lily: I faked it! Deuce Bigalow: Women don't care if You drive a fancy car, wear a Rolex watch, or have a gigantic schlong like... Heinz Hummer. Mahmoud: This Guy knows his shit! Chadsworth Buckingham, III: What are You all doing?... anybody else? *Lil' Kim pulls out a Tootsie roll* Deuce Bigalow: Let a Woman You know You really care about Her, and maybe She'll give You an Irish facial. Gaspar Voorsboch: We die together, Deuce! Deuce Bigalow: Please sir, You don't have to do this! Gaspar Voorsboch: They ruined My Life! Deuce Bigalow: Just give Me the detonator... Gaspar Voorsboch: No, My penis exploded! Deuce Bigalow: O.k... that's a tough one, I'll give You that, but having a penis... is overrated, trust Me.
Deuce Bigalow: Hey, did anyone hurt you in there? T.J. Hicks: Oh, you're asking if I got ass-punked, is what's goin on here? Deuce Bigalow: ...Not if you don't want to talk about it. T.J. Hicks: Well, you see, it turns out that I'm not really... that attractive. Deuce Bigalow: Well, you've been cleared of murder, but people still think you're gay. T.J. Hicks: Hey, don't tell nobody I'm not gay, I mean, just think of it; T.J.; the Gay mans Pimp! Man, I'm the corner Market man, check out my new bitches. Deuce Bigalow: O.k. then, lets go grab some chicken, and Waffles, my treat. T.J. Hicks: Hey, You sayin' the first thing a Brother wants when He get's out of jail is.. T.J. Hicks: HEY, get yo she-cocks back to work!
Gaspar Voorsboch: We will die together, Douche! Deuce Bigalow: Please, you don't have to do this. Gaspar Voorsboch: Those Manwhores ruined my life! Deuce Bigalow: Just give me the detonater. Gaspar Voorsboch: No, my Penis exploded! Deuce Bigalow: O.k., that's a tough one, I'll give you that, but... having a Penis, is way over rated, trust me.
T.J. Hicks: Let Me give You the low-down on T.J., now, back in Thailand, I was a sideshow host at a Carnival, did an act to where I was eating broken glass, and we did at least 6 shows a day, now THAT'S a lot of broken glass! ..and it's all collected in the lining of My anus... T.J. Hicks: My ass is like one damned cheese grater!
T.J. Hicks: This guy, here? Baron Von Doggy Style. Led a pimping expedition to the Arctic Circle. Froze to death sixty-nining a moose. The only thing left of him T.J. Hicks: is this stick... T.J. Hicks: ...which he used to bitch-slap Eskimos.
Deuce Bigalow: Excuse me, but in America, they don't allow smoking in aquariums. Frenchman: Ah, well in Europe we don't unilaterally attack a country just to steal their oil. Deuce Bigalow: What? Frenchman: What? Did I offend you? Are you gonna shock and awe me? Maybe you should check my pocket for weapons of mass destruction. Deuce Bigalow: What are you talking about? I just asked you to put your cigarette out. Frenchman: What is next? Take wine away from my children? I put out my cigarette. Go Bless America!
