101 次新年快樂

Hailey (segment "Mother & Daughter"): I knew you gave up your own plans tonight just to be with me. I can't become your everything, mom. Please don't become a Piper's mom! Kim (segment "Mother & Daughter"): A what? A Piper's mom? What? You mean like Joanna? Hailey (segment "Mother & Daughter"): Yes. Piper's mom, she... she hides in the bushes everyday just to make sure that Piper actually goes to school. It's... it's nuts. Kim (segment "Mother & Daughter"): Okay. Well, come on! I'm not that bad. Hailey (segment "Mother & Daughter"): Mom, you've stopped trying. Okay? And you're being all clingy and mean. And it's because you don't have a man in your life. You really gotta find somebody. Look, mom, you're a hot woman. If you just, you know, lose the clogs maybe. Kim (segment "Mother & Daughter"): I'm sorry, but I am trying and I would like you to try just have our New Year's party. Hailey (segment "Mother & Daughter"): Okay, mom, no more. I'm over it. I'm over it and I'm over you.